1, be a person wandering between cow A and cow C.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

3, commitment, like "X your mother", is often said, but it is difficult to do.

4. My name is Chuhe. Can you call it noon?

5, time is like cleavage, there is always a squeeze!

6, small MM, * * * with irrigation; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

7, water can carry a boat, you can also cook porridge!

8. My favorite day: 65438+1October 31; My favorite day: 65438+February 1.

9. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

10, life is fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

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12, God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

13, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

14. When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of "handsome boy". I was puzzled, and then I took out a mirror. OY！ suddenly

I see.

15, JB is busy during the day and JB is busy at night.

16 Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Love articles:

1, the departure of leaves, is it the tree's persistence or the pursuit of the wind?

If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

If every girlfriend uses a word instead, my love story can be written into a novel.

4. If I had known that I had looked back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in my life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.

The three most romantic words are not "I love you", but "together".

6. Love is a lie, and feelings are sleep.

7, also because of loneliness, talked about several times in love. Who knows that it is easy to be kicked after repeated battles and defeats!

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the parting between life and death, but that I stand in front of you and you don't know: I love you!

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by her side and know you'll never have her.

10, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

1 1. If you get married, marry someone else first, then marry me. Take his savings and lead his sister to drive that BMW.

12, love is like pi, endless. ...

13, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

14, men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

15, who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!

17, life is her person, and death is her mascot.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

19. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.

20, you are too bad! I'm not naughty!

2 1, it is said that the only animal in the world that can maintain eternal love is the hedgehog-because hedgehogs can never get too close.

22. When you are not online, I always stare at your information in a daze.

23, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, the injured one is always unwilling to let go!

24. My wife calls me a third party!

25. I used to take off my underwear to look at my ass. Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear. Because of the thong I'm wearing

I saw a beautiful girl yesterday. I thought about her for a long time at night, but I couldn't remember what she was like in the morning. I hear it's called a one-night stand. Alas!

27. My name is Chuhe. Can you call it noon?

28. My favorite day: 65438+1October 31; My favorite day: 65438+February 1.

29. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

Life:

1, what matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

2. Hard life needs no explanation.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

4. There is a silence called domineering, an introversion called individuality, a simplicity called profundity, and a disdain called conceit.

Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. ...

6. Blindly lightness may not be a kind of stupidity, or a kind of wisdom, or even tolerance. ...

7,24k pure men! Pure!

8. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

9. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

10, I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

1 1. Don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize that you're really ugly.

12, it takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

13, do a good job, teach students well, make a good website, be a good writer and live a good life. ...

14, it's all water. Why pretend to be pure? Why pretend to be a sheep when it's all wolves?

15, the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. Society is very complicated, and everyone has it. What kind of person am I? I was thinking.

16, I may be too ordinary and have no personality!

17, the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

18, be a person wandering between A Niu and Niu C.

19, Grandpa is from grandson. ...

20, water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge!

2 1, life is fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

22. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

23.JB is busy during the day and JB is busy at night.

Struggle:

1. Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning when you get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. ...

2. I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!

3, depravity is not terrible, what is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake!

I have no regrets about life, but I feel guilty. As long as I don't die ... I swear to earn RMB to the end!

I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

6. I throw coins into the air: face up, I go to MSN, face up, I go to QQ, and when the coins stand up, I go.

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7. Many dreams are used by reality to satisfy hunger.

8, that is, the bowl is iron and there is no food in it. What are you going to eat?

9, rich people, people without money are difficult!

10, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

1 1, I sincerely pray that the bonus at the end of the year will only be much more; Emotional commitment of leaders: only a little work in the new year.

12, time is like cleavage, there is always a squeeze!

Others:

1, summer is coming and the weather is hot. A group of SB flies north, forming an S character for a while and a B character for a while. ...

2. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

3. The more arrogant online, the kinder offline.

4, want a small MM, * * * with irrigation; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

5, uh-oh, uncle Hubei, Henan and Henan touched the Buddha, Tenirog drank the machine, and the seven-up knew the corpse. Japanese women thought.

6, handsome has a fart to use! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

7. When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of "handsome boy", and I was puzzled. Later, I took out a mirror for me. OY！ Suddenly I understood.