2。 Bobby's every move is inseparable from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't know))
3。 Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day, when he was on guard, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: His goal is)
4。 A student held a coin in the air to watch a movie and went back to play billiards. When the coin stood up, he went to his mother to study. (A: Learning)
5。 In the dog race, one dog runs fast and the other runs slowly. Which dog sweated more when it reached the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
6。 An animal the size of a cat looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7
7。 Eat a monkey corn every minute. How many broken monkeys can you corn in five minutes in the orchard? (Answer: No trespassing)
8。 Run away (hint: pay attention to homonym) three trees tie 10 horses, not just one, right? (Answer: How do you bolt)
9。 The sky is higher than other worlds? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)
10。 Precious things are the easiest to disappear? (answer: satellite)
1 1。 Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)
12。 What does a fat girl say when she is sick and afraid to visit others? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
13。 Is crow hate more important than anything else? (answer: big mouth)
14。 Confucius is the largest family in China? (answer: the elderly)
15。 Sleeping beauty, what is fear? (answer: insomnia)
16。 Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, "I can sit in a place where you will never sit!" " Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)
17。 No matter what the twins look like, will anyone share this person? (Answer: themselves)
18。 What is the longest train in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam)
19。 Who was he who worked all day the year before last without worrying about being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)
20。 Why not be hit by a rotten egg? (Answer: Of course not with rotten eggs. )
2 1。 Which game will you run next time? (answer: tug of war)
22。 What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: relatives)
23。 What does a dentist do? (answer: mouth)
24。 Obviously short-sighted, and a famous gluttonous child, put a pile of books in front of him, a book after the release of Apple. What do you think he will read? A: I can't see anything.
25。 A man who can't swim fell into the water, but he didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)
26。 What can solve all the mysteries? (answer: riddle)
27。 In the dog race, one dog runs fast and the other runs slowly. Which dog sweated more when it reached the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
28。 Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is March 30th? (Answer: March 30th every year)
29。 Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)
What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: At night, this is the shadow of the earth)
3 1。 There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)
32。 What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (answer: remove the two points of the word ice)
33。 Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because of his goal)
34。 There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer:)
35。 The hotter the weather, will anything climb higher? (Answer: Human Project)
36。 Who will add another half? (Answer: No.6)
37。 Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come)
38。 Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)
39。 A piece of paper, say the order of copying. However, people read these texts, but they can't read the commands. So, what is written on the paper? (answer: read horizontally without reading the text)
40。 What will fall off the floor-standing air conditioner? (answer: weapons)
4 1。 Why are modern people less and less trustworthy? (Answer: It is of course convenient to write more on the phone)
42。 Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away, and work in the same factory, but they always hug each other every day when they go to work. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)
When can water be carried out through the network? (answer: water freezes into ice, of course it can be removed. )
44。 Is it placed in the place with the highest mortality rate in the world? (answer: bed)
What you can do, what I can do, we can do this, one person can do it, and two people can do it together. What is this? (answer: dreaming)
A woman who has been married for more than 50 times, how can I describe her? (Answer: Give up the power of the former)
A married woman who has been married for more than 50 times, how should I describe her? (A: The former was abandoned by the public)
It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes and 90 hours for 90 children. How many cakes? (answer: three minutes, 90 children eat at the same time)
What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)
What a beautiful day on earth can go farthest? (Answer: Earth)
What are the names of China? (Answer: Good surname)
Iron rusts. What about gold? (answer: you can steal)
When is 1 +2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)
Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory together, but they always go to work left and right every day. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)
It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes. How long does it take 90 children and 90 cakes? (answer: three minutes, 90 children eat at the same time)
What kind of wheel doesn't turn around and go? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)
When is the best time to raise your hand? (Answer: When someone shoots you in the head)
Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. He did not take the stairs himself, but returned to China on the fifth floor. Is this possible? (Answer: Mom carried him upstairs)
What is the farthest thing on the earth, running every day? Answer: the earth (the earth rotates once a day for four million kilometers).
Roots, dark, thick and hard sticks are inserted in the hole and feel warm. Until later, guests have to pay (trade) (answer: baked sugar cane)
Lick too hard. Don't lick too hard. To sleep comfortably, rub (people's things) first (answer: teeth). BR p> One thing is that westerners are short, and married women can use a man. There is one thing, but no one (A: Japanese, surname).
What's the hardest part? I like girls, especially married women, but I like them. (answer: diamonds)
Amin's mosquito bites and small packages need bigger packages. Was it bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite)
Oil lamps, water heaters and fireplaces in the house. Now, you want to light three musical instruments, but you only have one match. The first point should be the same, right (Answer: Matches)
There are two prisoners in the cell, one of whom was locked up for a year for theft, and other murderers and robbers, but only for two weeks. Why? (Answer: Because the murderer asked me to live with him)
Five apples are divided between two people. What is the fairest way to divide them? (answer: squeezed into juice)
Zhang was driving and accidentally bumped into a telephone pole. The police rushed to the plate. Zhang said it had nothing to do with him. The police believed it. Why? (answer: small hearse)
A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (a: chasing mice)
Zoo, elephant's nose, what is the second longest nose? (Answer: Elephant)
Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? (Answer: Walk backwards)
What animal did you kill and remove the blood? (answer: mosquitoes)
Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)
Alice and Mary are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but every day one house is left and the other is right. What happened? (Answer: There is one opposite their house)
Under strict supervision and inspection, the two students handed in exactly the same paper. The examiner found out, but I didn't expect them to cheat. Why? Answer: Two papers are used to pay for all the tests.
Aunt Zhang said that you can talk to her for a month without stopping all day. At least, when was that? (A: February)
There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no one dares to take action against the police. What is this place (answer: detention center)
The news in this newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news is absolutely not false? (A: The year, month and day in the newspaper)
What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Keep your eyes open)
What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)
The plane was full of people and fell from a height of 10 thousand meters. Why not the victim? (Answer: No casualties, he died)
What should we do first in order to realize our dreams? (Answer: Wake up)
Who doesn't like to eat? (answer: lost)
Someone told Adam that he didn't say how to repair her clothes, but she didn't care. Why? (Answer: Because he is the only clothes without buttons and zippers)
Crotch firecrackers-smashing military supplies (answer: bombs)
Condom-type a place name (answer: Baotou)
Liu is a very ordinary person. Why didn't he blink for 10 hours? (answer: sleeping)
Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what kind of cards do you want to send to please women best? (Answer: Credit card)
Amy never walks without stopping. Why? (Answer: Because of shoes)
Hand in what and say what? (a: by phone)
Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)
The building starts from the first floor? A: Yes, the foundation was laid from the beginning.
Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Where do they go? Answer: it's too slow to go.
What door will never close? (answer: football)
Do crows hate more than anything? (answer: big mouth)
A woman somersaults. -Name a foreign city (answer: Babylon)
There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)
There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (answer: you)
The hotter you get, the higher you climb? (Answer: Thermometer)
Why didn't an old lady have a seat when she got on the bus? (Answer: There is enough space in the car)
Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush your teeth)
Is it more painful to start using coconut and watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache)
What is the product with the same production date and expiration date? (answer: newspaper)
Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)
There is a cow in the north. Put it in the right place three times, then turn back three times, then turn right. What is its tail facing at this time? (answer: toward the ground)
What does a fat girl say when she is sick and afraid to visit others? (Answer: Take care)
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would someone commit suicide? (answer: the location to heaven)
Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (answer: chicken)
Fox is best at confusing men, so what "fine" men, women and fans are? (Answer: Alcohol)
Sally will never touch the ground. Why? (Answer: Also through shoes and socks)
Fat man is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? (A: There is no water here)
The last tooth to grow? (Answer: Dentures)
Why do two tigers fight for each other and never stop? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)
Rhett and her mother are in the same school. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)
Why did the frog beat the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog breaststroke foul)
How long will it take to build Peking University? (Answer: One note is enough)
Xiao Ming always likes to put clocks and watches in the whole family. Why does mom always ask dad who can't fix the clock to fix it? (Answer: Maintenance Xiaoming)
What color are Blake and Behrensen's baby teeth? (Answer: No deciduous teeth)
A stick can shorten it, but it is not allowed to be sawed off, damaged or shortened. What should I do? (Answer: Read more and talk more)
How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: There is no Roman numeral zero)
Can you compare a chopstick with three or four small majorities with three numbers? (answer: take pi)
Sasha is an expert in identifying the age of hens. The key is to use teeth. Why? Answer: chicken, make sure you are old and tender when you eat hens.
Add 1 to the number 0- 1 to make this number greater than zero but less than it? (answer: add to 0. 1).
Say dad won't touch each other, but meet twice when you call dad? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)
This is a square table. How many angles does an angle have? (Answer: 50 cents)
Mrs. King has always been outspoken, but she suddenly became hesitant. What does she want? (Answer: Mrs. King muttered to herself while eating sugar cane)
Please think about it carefully. Can you see what the biggest shadow is? (A: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)
According to 5 to 24 people, who will arrange 6 rows in first-tier cities and how? (Answer: Regular hexagons can be arranged)
On the bus, two people talked enthusiastically, but none of the onlookers heard a word. Why? (Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple)
Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? (A: On the operating table)
The angrier things get, the bigger things get. (answer: temper)
Asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only put up five fingers, and the family members cried. What caused it? (answer: three long and two short)
People are willing to buy fakes. What is that? (answer: wigs, dentures)
The more things are washed, the dirtier they get? (answer: water)
Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)
A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet and his hair was wet, but he didn't. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald)
Xiaoming bought new socks with holes. He didn't go to the clerk. Do you know why? (answer: socks)
Do you have to be punished when you obviously didn't do anything? (Answer: Homework)
We don't want anything. (answer: sick)
What English letters are the most pleasing to listen to? (Answer: CD)
Some only have tails at night? (Answer: Meteor)
The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and his family began to cry. What will this lead to? (Answer: If anything happens)
What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? (Answer: hands, feet)
What water is inexhaustible? (answer: tears)
What is the elephant's left ear like? (answer: right ear)
What books are not available in bookstores? (answer: suicide note)
What kind of hat can't be worn? (answer: nuts)
Why are students who live on campus often late for school? (Answer: Not his school. )
Why do drivers who turn a blind eye to the police run red lights? (Answer: No bus driver)
Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)
In the closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. The examiner found out, but I didn't expect them to cheat. Why? (Answer: Two tests)
Aunt Zhang said that you can talk to her for a month without stopping all day. At least, when was that? (A: February)
There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no one dares to take action against the police. What is this place (answer: detention center)
In today's society, most self-employed people rely on food? (answer: mouth)
What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (A: Take out two glasses of water)
Liu is a very ordinary person. Why didn't he blink for 10 hours? (answer: sleeping)
Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (A: He can aim freely)
Pigs are treasures and are of great use. What's the use of pigs for human beings? (Answer: Curse can also be used)
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What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Keep your eyes open)
The news in this newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news is absolutely not false? (Answer: the date in the newspaper)
* * * Study the 10 coin in your pocket. 10 coin is missing. What's in your pocket? (answer: a hole)
Why do women wear high heels? You mean, she wants to get married (answer: because she wears high heels, others are slow to catch up. )
& gt drew a circle on the grass, one with a diameter of more than ten meters and a cow, and the bet was inserted in the center of the circle. The cow was tied by a rope 5 meters long. If the rope is not cut and untied, the cow eats grass and jumps out of the cycle? (A: Not that the cow is tied to a stake)
Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back. They walk around and look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. (answer: four eyes are opposite)
There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)
Turn right and the tires don't turn? (Answer: Standby)
When Wang traveled abroad for the first time, their parents were at a loss because they didn't know the language. Amy doesn't know foreign languages and he's not deaf, but it's a bad idea to feel inconvenient in her own country. Why? (Answer: Amy is a baby)
What often happens, but it never really comes? (Answer: Tomorrow)
As long as you dial its name, it will destroy it. What is this? (answer: silence)
You don't need to work hard at typing. (answer: doze off)
There is a word that everyone will mispronounce. What's this word? (answer: typo)
A magnifying glass can magnify what it is. (Answer: Angle) 6829 & gt
When does the sun rise in the west? (answer: swear)
Heart failure after operation, the last sentence the doctor asked the patient was about to expire. Guess what he would say? (Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart)
Xiaoming found the room stolen, but he was not nervous at all. Why? (A: This is someone else's room)
A man committed suicide from a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why won't he be killed? (Answer: He was scared in the air)
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: His goal is)
Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)
Four minus one equals five. (Answer: Four corners, cut one corner)
The angrier things get, the bigger they get. (answer: temper)
What's the difference between chess and Go? (Answer: It is more difficult to play chess, and it is more difficult to turn it)
A chicken, a goose, a refrigerator, chicken jelly and a goose are still alive. Why? (Answer: Penguin)
Why do doctors use masks for surgery? (Answer: Admit them horribly)
What is smaller than bacteria? (answer: the son of bacteria)
How much do others know about you when you are very proud of your strengths and give them to others? (Answer: Not dumb)
Roman numerals stand for 9. How to add a pen to make it more? (Answer: Add 5 in front)
Wenwen is washing clothes, but for a long time, her clothes are dirty. Why? (Answer: She washes other people's clothes)
A man wears a helmet, a fan, a fan in his left hand, a bottle of water in his right hand and skates. Where did he go? (answer: mental hospital)
Will people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou (answer: how can life be buried)
Xiao Ming knows the answer to the paper. Why do students often read it? (Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher)
Have you been punished for something you obviously didn't do? (Answer: Homework)
The news in this newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news is absolutely not false? (Answer: newspaper, year, month and day)
Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place you will never compare with! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Little Fancy)
What kind of official wants not only salary, but also his own money? (answer: the groom's tube)
There is an old lady on the bus. Why are there no seats? (Answer: Empty seats in the car)
Shuang Hu in one mountain? (answer: a man and a woman)
How big can a small place be? (answer: toilet)
How to buy new socks? Are there holes? (answer: socks)
Nobody has read any books. (Answer: Bible)
Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? (answer: cremation)
There is one thing that buyers know, sellers know, and only users don't know. What is this? (answer: coffin)
Why is the medicine bottle marked highly toxic and harmless to human body? (answer: as long as you don't drink)
A stick can shorten it, but it is not allowed to be sawed off or cut short. What else can we do? (answer: find a long stick and don't compare with it)
Four minus three equals five. (Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners)
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would someone commit suicide? (Answer: Heaven is seated. )
What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Not afraid of tanning)
Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim or drown. Why? (answer: in love)
What bamboo doesn't grow on the earth? (answer: firecrackers)
What are the benefits of black hair? (A: Don't worry about tanning)
Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier and lost parents, Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience in the same place in his own country. Why? (Answer: He is a baby)
What chicken has no wings? (answer: frog)
Some people say that teeth can judge the age of chickens. Why? A: Teeth can chew old and tender meat.
When will the tail grow out? (Answer: Meteor)
There is an animal. You killed it to get rid of your own blood. What kind of animal is this? (answer: mosquitoes)
Precious things are the easiest to disappear? (answer: satellite)
What are the main reasons for divorce? (Answer: Married)
Time on the clock won't go? (Answer: The clock has passed)
What's the difference between crocodiles and sharks? (Answer: No one knows)
Some people say that women are like a book, so what books do fat women like? (answer: bound volume)
Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? (Answer: There is no Amitabha in the south)
Who is sick and never sees a doctor? (answer: blind)
Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? The answer is: I'm afraid of being bitten by my hand. )
I'm afraid of losing my body and having no children. How can we call it beauty after marriage? (Answer: Phoenix)
The global speed is nearly 2000 kilometers per hour, so you don't need to refuel or other fuels? (Answer: Earth)
This year, on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus first noticed what it was. (Answer: My own feet)
Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim or drown. Why? (answer: love)
Jumping game between kangaroo and monkey. Why can't the kangaroo who jumps first lose? (answer: kangaroo foot)
Why are wolves in a flock of sheep? (A: There is a set of words: sheep)
Snail only takes one minute from Shanghai to Beijing. Why? (answer: map)
Watchdog master, what does the tiger see? (A: See if you have the guts)
No, Ren, Wang, O, I'm in O's position. Which word should I fill in: East, South, West and North? (A: It should be West! Because the first few letters are one, two, three and five respectively)
Although the oldest and youngest brothers are on the same day in the same month, they are also different. Why? (answer: it's a finger)
A sailor who has been wandering in the vast sea for half a year, once he sets foot on the mainland, what does he want most next? (Answer: Step on the other foot)
What's another name for eggplant? (answer: vegetables)
When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? (answer: restaurant)
You can't return it (A: Sorry)
When is four minus one equal to five? (Answer: Jerry-built things came to the corner)
The angrier things get, the bigger things get. (answer: temper)
One thing, you can only use your left hand, but he can't get it with his right hand. What is this? (Answer: Yes)
What is the biggest regret of Adam and Eve's marriage? (Answer: No one drinks at the wedding banquet)
Why is the medicine bottle marked highly toxic and harmless to human body? (answer: as long as you don't drink)
A sign suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured? (Answer: Because I signed for McDonald's M)
Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is this? (Answer: Then get married on the same day of the same year)
What's the difference between crocodiles and sharks? (Answer: No one knows)
Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking milk when they first met? (answer: shaped like a sheep)
Buddha? (Answer: There is no Amitabha in the south. )
How long does Tsinghua have to study at least? (Answer: Reading words is enough to be the second Tsinghua)
Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Because trees can't jump! )
Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market will not come)
A hundred things can't lift a woman, but one hand can lift them? Answer: For example, an egg can't be lifted by a hundred people at the same time.
The ancients in China wore blue coats and were immersed in the Yellow River. What happened? (Answer: The clothes are wet)
Why do 60 yuan pay for the same item and two 20 yuan pay for it? (Answer: Buy something with a hundred-dollar bill and change it to 40 yuan)
There are always only three brothers and sisters of mom and dad. Why? (Answer: son, mother and uncle)
Men love drinking and are afraid of their wives, who stipulate that they must take off their shoes. I remember the same law in prison. One day, when I came back from drinking, I suddenly remembered that his wife said that I must take off my shoes when I entered the door. Then I quickly took off my shoes and walked barefoot to the fifth floor. Opening the door, the shoes shook his wife and said, "Today, I remembered the shoes. You must take off your shoes.
Which word is common all over the world? (Answer: Arabic numerals)
The hotter you get, the higher you climb? (Answer: Temperature)
Some only have tails at night? (answer: popular)
What is it that a priest cannot preside over a ceremony under any circumstances? (Answer: My own funeral)
What are the main reasons for divorce? (Answer: Married)
Wenwen is washing clothes, but for a long time, her clothes are dirty. Why? He washes other people's clothes.
What, four MINUS one equals five? Answer: A quadrilateral, cut into an angle, has five angles.
In the urine of a big man ... guess one thing (answer: flower (flower spinner))