1. I wish you: a high position with little responsibility, plenty of money, little to do, close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, cramps in your hands when you receive money, receive gifts when your subordinates spend money, and get a raise for others who work overtime! The company's daily production is making a lot of money, so you can have someone to take care of it so you don't have to worry!

2. Get up early, wash your clothes and move your feet; eat well, grind your teeth and grow taller; play until you are old, surf the Internet and think about it; live a good life, spend your holidays hunting for treasures . My friend, I wish you a happy life.

3.我已经把烦恼揍了一顿.它根本不爱你；我同时把忧愁骂了一顿，让它不要再自作多情；唯有快乐让我给你捎来信息 : It is willing to accompany you throughout your life!

4. Snoring, thunder, and insects. The sound is as loud as the ears; I am happy about big and small things and care about everything; I am calm and peaceful, and I am happy every day; whether it is sunny or rainy, I am happy every day!

5. My big name is to tease you, my nickname is Doudou, my former name is not funny, it is not funny, my pen name is funny, it is not funny, my online name is funny, who is not funny, and my motto is not funny, you are teasing me. . I said I was just teasing you, why are you still reading? Just be happy

6. I haven’t heard from you for a long time. I thought about death. I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, and hung myself with noodles, but I still didn’t die. Just treat me to a meal, and forget about it until I die.

7. When your free time is a little boring, I send you a text message to tease you; when your phone beeps, don’t forget about me; when you smile sincerely, all your worries will go away; when you send text messages politely, remember to always smile. May you be in a good mood

8. Either doze off or get drunk, but don’t be too tired; don’t buy expensively, don’t waste it, but be affordable; line up happily, good luck will follow, and in short, you will be in a good mood!

9. If I give you some money, I will cry out in distress; if I give you a beautiful woman, I can’t do it because of my limited ability; if I play with you for a few days, your partner will definitely make trouble with me; if I give you a corner of a blessing flower, you will I am in a beautiful mood and smile too!

10. Send you a happy number, smile secretly at the corner of your mouth, and luck will be reported immediately; if your mood is quiet and beautiful, your number will definitely fly forward; if you put away the blessing words, you will be ranked first in the number. Happy!

11. Live well, live slowly, and be happier every year; don’t climb, don’t compare, don’t make yourself angry; eat less salt, be more jealous, play less mahjong and walk more. I wish you: be busy and happy every day!

12. When you smile, thunder will scream; when you scream, the earth will shake; when you shake, the train will run backwards; when you run away, a tsunami will occur! Hey you, how are you doing lately? If so, please reply with a smiley face!

Thirteen. The flowing hair is long, the eyes are bright, the figure is straight, and the smile is fresh and beautiful. I feel happy when I see you, and depressed when I don’t see you.

14. Stretch out your left foot and trip up your worries. Stretch out your right foot and kick away your sorrows. Find a cage so that happiness has nowhere to escape. Find a pair of ropes to tie your health firmly. Take your mobile phone, compile your thoughts and send them to you!

15. Report with concern via text message. I wish you Wahaha every day, Robust every day, iced black tea every day, Coca-Cola in everything, Wong Lao Kat in your mood, good luck in the summer and all the best.

16. If you slip on a watermelon peel, you will get good luck; if you slip on a banana peel, you will get good luck; if you slip on an orange peel, you will gather wealth. Hurry and take advantage of today to have a big meal and then have good luck.

Seventeen. I’m not very good at talking, and I’m not very sweet. I just want you to succeed in whatever you think about today, and succeed in whatever you do. You’re in great health, and you’ve got a lot of money. I’m tired of counting money. If you hire me, I wish you a good life every day.

Eighteen. Crazy days: "sleep" is self-contained, "eating" tastes comfortable; "net" is leisurely, "playing" skills are outstanding; "swimming" is smooth, and "book" is rafting; " Take stock of life and enjoy sharing.

19. A puppy wag its tail and troubles and misfortune immediately escape; a kitten meows obediently and picks it up to greet you with good news; a bird sings a ballad to make you smile. I wish you: leisure and fun!

Twenty. There is so much fun in life, and you are not too old to live to be 80. It's still early to be thirty, so don't worry about it. If you feel moist and toasty, take a relaxing and soothing bath. I wish you a wonderful day!

Twenty-one. You are the wind and I am the sand, and the sharp knife of happiness will pierce you; if you have troubles, I will help you, and I will load the beautiful bullets; if you drive the cattle, I will herd the sheep, and the health leader will shoot.

Don’t surrender yet: put on a smile!

22. The bees have the final say whether the flowers are fragrant or not; the sky has the final say whether the clouds are beautiful; the cows have the final say whether the grass is green or not; whether I miss you or not, my heart has the final say. My son has the final say; of course I have the final say whether to send a text message

23. Send you seven flowers: Wealth is like popcorn. Love is like roses, career is like morning glory, and life is like flame flower. , when you have love, don’t spend it carelessly, when you have money, don’t spend it carelessly, and when you get a windfall, remember to share it with me!

Twenty-four. In the past, Jiang Youjun was just teasing you; later, Garlic You were ruthless, and he used green onions to attack the wave; now, Sakura conspiracy is popular. Although prices have increased, friendship cannot be discounted. I have nothing to do and I am teasing you without any negotiation!

25. Greetings come uninvited. Send happy signals wildly; troubles are tied up in a tight knot, bad luck is driven away; laugh head-over-heels, there is no antidote for happiness; if you pretend to be serious, I will smash you. Bundle of banknotes!

Twenty-six. A man went to a restaurant to eat. After ordering, the food did not come for a long time. He was really hungry and wanted to leave. The waiter asked: Sir, why did you leave without eating? The man said angrily: I'll go out to eat and wait again!

27. The husband bought the computer that his wife wanted. The computer package came with a computer questionnaire, which included this question: What prompted you to buy this product? The husband wrote on the questionnaire: Nagging, nagging for a year!

Twenty-eight. A happy moment: Tang Seng and his disciples held a meeting to study shortcuts for Buddhist scriptures. Wukong said: You can get there quickly by plane. Bajie said: The Shenzhou is much faster than a plane. Sha Monk took out a gun and said: I heard that you can go directly to the West with this gun

29. I desperately search for your footprints in my memory. I can’t not hear you. I can’t see you. I can’t feel you. , there is no news from you, the feeling of joy makes me suffocate, where are you? My cutest little kitty!

Thirty. Pay attention, the God of Wealth has cast a spell on you. As soon as you go out, you will be hit by good luck; if you stay at home, wealth will come to your door; if you open the window, money will float away. Enter the home. You can’t hide from it, just accept it!