If you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.
5. If you make a mistake, you will become an eternal hate, and then look back at your son and daughter.
6. I am dead, and the only thing I can't worry about is my QQ.
7. No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy.
8. Don't think you are too arrogant in my heart. I'm in a hurry. Even if my heart is full of holes, I'll take you out.
9. Without me, people on your list are still coming and going.
10, I didn't give it to the woman at first, but I was in a hurry to get it!
1 1. The woman left me, and then I lied to loneliness.
12, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless aunts.
13, I don't know, because I will wait for you, just leave me hanging there.
14, every time the lucky money is taken away by parents, what a taste!
15, while friends are guarding against the third, the fourth is also busy there.
16, I can't find it anywhere, and I'm still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.
17, if you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.
18, the first part: envy and hate, the second part: emptiness and loneliness, horizontal criticism: paralysis of my single.
19, get up every day, perseverance is not good, and you have to pee at a critical moment.
20. If you can be meticulous to me, I will be naked to you!
2 1, will you stop it? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.
22. Men born for make-up exams ... "
23. Love is like clothes. It will shrink after washing.
24. Men always want to maintain such a perfect status quo: eat the original food and sleep in the third bed.
25. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it is critical.
26. Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.
27. You are sweating like a pig today because you missed a muscle when choosing your major.
The camel won't cry because it knows the value of water. I won't cry because I know the hypocrisy of love.
29. How can you be so calm when you resist Japanese goods and have a crush on me?
30. Men cheat, and their IQ is second only to Einstein!
3 1, go away ~ Don't spoil the word youth, you look like beginning of autumn.
32. The person who really loves you is not someone who can hold an umbrella for you in rainy days, but someone who can accompany you with gonorrhea.
33. Don't rob things that don't belong to you. If you catch it, it doesn't belong to you.
In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation ~
35. Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.
Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount
If the brain can fly, then this is the airport. ...
Some people have nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.
39. The real marriage law that can prevent divorce is: after divorce, the house belongs to the state.
When I found a way to answer the question, the teacher changed the question again.
4 1. If I die, you can burn a sister for me.
42. You can stick a door to ward off evil spirits and lie on the bed for contraception.
43. A tear is made up of one percent water and ninety-nine percent emotion.
There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.
45. Every time the lucky money is collected, it is pushed around, and I am really afraid of being taken back.
46. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.
47. Love is art, marriage is technology and divorce is arithmetic.