I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

3. A lover will eventually become a house slave, and a house owner will eventually become a wife.

Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that I climbed the wrong wall.

Lingling, Lingling, and an ice cream.

7. If you don't eat in the bowl, just eat in the pot.

This book is so good that I have been reluctant to read it.

9. Things locked by time still have to wait for time to open.

10. Height is height, but it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.

1 1. We are all passers-by, but fortunately we didn't hit each other!

12. You look very creative and live bravely!

13. Women are like clothes, but elder sister is the temperament you can't wear.

14. You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

15. Your jokes are so cold that I have caught a cold.

16. Hi, I'm sorry. 20 1 1, it's not that I like the new, it's 20 12!

17. Mengniu and Sanlu call you home for dinner!

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18. Some people even say that I wear blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

19. A friend of mine was trampled on the bus. I've been studying for a long time, and he said that inferior brands dared to step on me, Li Ning.

20. As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.

2 1. After watching the condor heroes, I know that age is not a problem.

22. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning.

23. Fart is the soul of shit, and those who are particularly smelly are the ghosts of shit.

24. Tell 2B what you said.

25. If you can't play with life, life will play with you.

26. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to PS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

28. Hello, the number you dialed has passed away. Please redial in your next life.

There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are getting married?

30. You can see my world, but you can't talk.