Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals!

3. It is better to talk about QQ for half a year than to study for ten years.

4. I heard that sitting and eating makes your ass get bigger.

5. Love is like a ghost. People who believe more read less.

6. We live in this damn world every day to complete our damn life.

7. There is a saint named Joan of Arc in France. It is a fact that there are many leftover women in China.

8, injured, have a good rest, who let you not be embarrassed? ...

9, this day is too hot: I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't have to light itself!

10, people who don't know art will never know what I'm doing.

1 1, please make a uniform motion of 360, which is opposite to me-roll.

12, the gap between you and me is like a hymen in cool thin.

13, every time I work overtime until the early morning, it will be so eloquent. Give me a fulcrum and I will fall asleep.

14, women have two mouths, one about life and the other about strangers.

15, the so-called beauty is three points and looks seven points; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

16, life is like a play, starting with your own crying and ending with others' crying.

17, ╭◆ ◇ Don't talk to me in your unusual Mandarin, I haven't had time to buy a language translator.

18, four eyes are opposite. Dare not stay too long. Greetings are enough. Dare not care too much.

19, people in memory can't see it. When they saw it, the memory disappeared.

20. Even if a woman is like a dress, a girl's golden underpants are not affordable for your class.

2 1. If you want to keep a man around forever, let him know that you may leave him at any time.

22, don't discharge to my brother, sister-in-law has caller ID.

23. The lewd days have passed again, and nothing lewd has happened.

24, the days are sentimental, the days have changed, and the woman died early.

25. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.

26. The ancients said: "A woman likes herself" should actually be "a woman likes herself."