2. The usage of toilet cleaner in your house is the same as that of toilet cleaner.
Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people lag behind.
4, I always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will feel a little old. Well, it's still messy and energetic.
5, I am small-minded, but not lacking, I have a good temper, but not without it!
6, listening to you, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.
I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? You should charge me a few tens of dollars for something!
8. Don't keep your mouth shut. Take your parents with you. You are so filial, why don't you stay at home?
9. What do people live for? Only for those great * * *.
10, what's the use of barking? Only if you really bit me can you count your skill.
1 1. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
12, a friend's wife can't bully, and it doesn't matter if she plays occasionally.
13, don't do anything wrong and spill all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.
14, are there any good cows? Say it and be happy with me!
15, everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be serious.
16, I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
17, I can't stand it. I will give you my doll.
18, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?
19, Go is familiar to everyone. Horses go to the fields, like grandchildren, coming and going, commander, alas, made up.
20. I speak rough, and if I don't, it's called elegance. What is elegance? Elegance is pretending to be a grandson.
2 1, are there any good cows? It makes me happy to say it.
22. Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you!
23, sorry, I only smell of sweat, not feminine.
24. There is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says, "Step into the flower bed and be fined three yuan!" How embarrassing!
25. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.
26, time unconsciously, we only know later!
27. I want to ask you, which grave explosion saved you?
28. When treating you as a person, will you try to be humane?
29. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand beside you, you are fucking playing with your mobile phone.
30. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.
3 1, personality problems are always the perfect calves of their own nature.
32. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't. I think I can save it!
33. A blind cat may not be able to meet a dead mouse, but a scholar has long been a soldier.
Brother, why do you look down on me? Why don't you put me in your garbage bag?
35. It is said that "a woman without talent is virtue". I think I should be respected.
36. If you can't be Edison Chen, you should learn from Nicholas Tse!
37. I have a long history of love, which runs through my life, and that is narcissism.
38, jealous, don't be a dog, is it interesting to stab in the back?
39. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.
40. Look down at what's in your crotch before you talk to your brother.
4 1, my brother told you that you can't go to school all the time, and you will get hemorrhoids after sitting for a while. It hurts!
When I saw you smile, I was sad for several days. I am very happy to see you cry for several years!
43. Tired from walking, he sits here, and the dog sits here, with one side high. Anyone who comes over will think: Whose twins are these?
44. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!
45. I have a miserable life because I can't find a word to describe how handsome I am when I look through the dictionary.
46, your bed is screaming every night, is it that you experience too well or * * is too slutty.
47. Now that you have trampled on my heart, you have forgotten your sympathy and kindness to strangers.
48. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu. I just dive in the Jianghu for a long time.
49. Don't always treat the story of my B club as you ordinary people. How can I stop looking for you? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.
50. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.
5 1. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.
52. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!
53. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
Your visit to me is limited. I will let you see that I am on the blacklist.
55. Don't touch it! I can't even find my own breasts.
56. Women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously, I got pregnant and had a child without a father.
57. You don't want to give you face. You are shameless.
58. Why doesn't the country use your face as a bulletproof vest!
Don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.
60. When you knew me, I didn't know you; I know you when you like me; I like you when you love me; I fell in love with you when you left me.
6 1, that woman looks good at first sight. If you look closely, you might as well have a look.
62. I want to ask you, which grave explosion saved you?
63. Sister Qian, I'm sorry, you are a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.
64. Look at you dressed like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.
65. Can you wipe your gum and see who is speaking clearly?
66. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't scold your mother all the time. You almost fell in love with your mother.
67. What are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy!
68. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
69. When treating you as a person, will you try to be humane?
70, the sky is gray, the night is boundless, and men dress up as women and play hooligans.
7 1, why are you so right with Xifeng? You are really golden couple.
There are more and more animals in today's society. I forgive you for doing more animals in order to maintain your noble status as an animal.
73. Jealousy, don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab someone in the back?
74. Why are you so tall? I had to roll my eyes when I saw you.
75, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.
76. People are born as human beings. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!
77. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If you feel sick, you can't eat.
78. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart.
79. You can't be a man like this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?
80. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.
8 1, since you want to show me, I will give you enough time to perform.
I thought the land would grow if the days were so long. Who knew there would be an earthquake?
83. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.
You can't be a man like this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?
85. You are so annoying to me. Without mom's education, I will teach you how to stab people.
86. Your appearance is an insult to the urban management.
87. Don't keep your mouth shut. Take your parents with you. You are so filial, why don't you stay at home?
88. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.
Judging from the way he eats, it is hard to believe that human beings will become extinct one day.
90. Speak when it is time to speak. Can you stop BB?
9 1, people want face, trees want skin, poles want cement.