1.A: It’s been ten years, it’s been ten years, I thought the country had forgotten me. B: How could that be? Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its use. 2.A: Really, if I lie to you, I guarantee that I will give birth to a son without an asshole. B: Looking at you, I will definitely give birth to a son without an asshole. Even if there is one, it will be a deformed butthole! 3.A: Who are you? B: The world is dangerous and I never leave my name easily. 4.A: Since you don’t want to leave your name, you can only leave your head! B: I've been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for survival is this head. I'm afraid it won't be that easy for you to take it away! 5.A: OK! It was you who forced me to take action. I want to dye this sea red with your blood. B: I have been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in the ocean. I have long ignored life and death. Other categories: 1. Sorry, I am an undercover agent. 2. You can’t see me, you can’t see me, you can’t see me... 3. Is it unexpected? Gao is not happy? Not happy? 4. I'm sorry, director. Well... depending on the character's background and personality, when I'm acting, I want to be a little more naughty in terms of rhythm, but also a little contradictory. What do you think? 5. Take pain, for example, according to the Russian drama theory master Stanislavsky. It should be reflected from the outside to the inside and then from the inside. Come on, try it again now. 6. It’s impossible. The son of the stupid girl’s old brother said yes. 7. Talking about money hurts feelings! But Brother Chen, we brothers have nothing to do with you, so we should be more direct when talking about money. 8. It doesn’t matter whether you have money or not, but at least you have to be a respected person! (Change of topic) - I would rather have money... 9. You are all women, why bother killing each other? Even chickens are patriotic. 10. Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous. 11. If you want to scare me, you won’t be able to knock me down. I’m not afraid of anything but ghosts! Wonderful dialogues from Westward Journey: 1. What is your mother’s surname? 2.You are scaring me again! 3. Be careful! It's thundering! Collect clothes when it rains! 4. Talk to me? You didn't tell me that? Wrong person! 5. Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this? 6. Alas, I am not good at writing or martial arts. If you don’t want to be a bandit, do you want to be the number one scholar? 7. Oh--! Familiar with it, if you talk nonsense like this, I can still sue you for slander, ha! 8. Save me! Change your image and pursue your promising career as a bandit! 9. I am a Western samurai after all. If you ask me to kiss you, I will kiss you. Then my image will be completely ruined! 10. Brother, as a rational person like me, how could I accept such nonsense? 11.Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that without your beard, you have no character at all? 12. It was a long night with no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but it turns out that you, Miss Jingjing, couldn't sleep either! 13. Stop being wordy! You chased me for three days and three nights, but I didn't kill you because you were a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you! 14. Look at your character, you are sneaky, shameful, disheveled and look like a dog, how can you come out with me to wander around in the world, ah? 15. When I used to watch the moon with me, I called her Xiao Tiantian, but now the new person is better than the old person, and I call her Mrs. Niu! 16. I had just woken up and was passing by with nothing to do outside, so I dropped in to learn some skills from my teacher. You suddenly mentioned getting married to me...I haven't even brushed my teeth yet! 17. Who said I have cross-eyes? I just focused my attention on one point to change my previous view of things, why? I'm no longer good at spreading rumors. Do you want to take my seat? 18. Is Zixia an exclamation mark or a period in your mind? Is your head full of question marks? 19. Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't need it? Need it? Hey, I'm just studying with you, why are you so serious? 20.How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Tell me something, I just want to make one more friend before I die. 21. Humans and fairies are both born from mothers. Different people are born from human mothers, while monsters are born from monster mothers... 22. So being a monster is just like being a human being, you must be kind. With a kind heart, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster. 23. I can’t stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, we are all gods, please stop sexually harassing me, okay? 24. In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, but now that there is Zixia Fairy, he may be a little higher than me. It’s just because you are a burden that he will be a little taller than me! 25. Wukong wants to eat me. It is just an idea and has not become a fact. You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don't you wait until he eats me and you have the evidence to convict him? 26. Wukong, go ahead and stab me to death. Life is so sad and death is so painful. When you understand that you have to sacrifice your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song to me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha... 27. You must explain! So I must get back the Moonlight Treasure Box and take you back with me to explain it clearly to them.
I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of people will reviled me in the future. I have to bear it alone. 28.Have you seen it? This guy talks at length about his mother-in-law and his mother-in-law. It’s like there’s a fly buzzing around you all day long. Sorry, it’s not just one fly. It’s a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzzing... buzzing... buzzing... flying into your ears. Inside, help! 29. So I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, then strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled hard, haha ??-! The whole tongue is sticking out! I raised the knife again and dropped it -! The whole world is purified. Now everyone understands why I want to kill him! 30. Wow! Brother, you put on this makeup and say you are Sun Wukong? Could you please show some professionalism? You see, those hairs are all split, and it looks like there are two rice cakes on the head. It costs a lot of money to go out and make a living! What are you looking at? Your makeup is disgusting! I said the same thing when you were angry with me! 31.Do you want it? Wukong, if you want something, just say something. How will I know what you want if you don’t tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? 32. Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the precept of anger! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things away, but why did you... Look, you threw away the stick again before I finished speaking! The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if it hits a child? Even if it doesn’t hit the children, it’s still wrong to hit those flowers and plants! 33. Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. It is heavy in the front and light in the back. It is wide on the left and narrow on the right. It makes him very uncomfortable after wearing it. He can't sleep all night. It will hurt me! Although he is a monkey, you can't treat him like this. If the government finds out, they will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of that diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He has exquisite workmanship, fair prices, and is an honest man. Why don't I introduce you to a custom-made one? 34. You should do this, and I should die too. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut my throat with your sword! Look no further! If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you.
If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be... ten thousand years!
Please accept it, thank you!