Please give me the lines for Cao Yunjin’s cross talk (Happy Boy).

Happy Boy Lines Cao: Thank you for your applause and encouragement

Cao: Crosstalk actor Cao Yunjin

Liu: Liu Yuntian

Together: Give Happy New Year

Cao: I am very happy to see your applause and smiling faces

Liu: Of course

Cao: Happy, Some of you know us, some of you don’t

Liu: Yes

Cao: So let’s introduce ourselves

Liu: Just give an explanation

Cao: My name is Cao Yunjin, a young actor in the cross talk world. I haven’t studied for many years. Please forgive me if I can’t make it

Liu: I have a pretty sweet mouth

Cao: I am a male, and I like women

Liu: What do you mean?

Cao: I am a male, and I like women naturally

Liu: Yes

Cao: blood type, nest type

Liu: what is nest type

Cao: a o e I u v, nest type

Liu: That It’s called O type

Cao: I can do it

Liu: It can be called anything

Cao: O type, academic notebook

Liu: How do you say this?

Cao: Elementary school undergraduate

Liu: Never heard of it

Cao: A brief introduction. You have a certain understanding of me. Got it, this is my partner next to me

Liu: Let’s work together

Cao: Liu Yuntian

Liu: Call me this name

Cao : I dare say that the audience who came today is really here

Liu: What's wrong

Cao: If you don't listen to Liu Yuntian's cross talk, you will regret it for the rest of your life. You listened to Liu Yuntian today. Talking about cross talk, regret for life

Liu: Then don’t listen

Cao: What the hell

Liu: Ah, it won’t happen

Cao: Everyone likes you and loves to watch you. We are partners on stage and good friends offstage

Liu: We have a good relationship

Cao: We are good with the same person Same

Liu: So close

Cao: Like brothers, this is my real friend, the relationship is as deep as this

Liu : Please wait a moment

Cao: There is a blood relationship

Liu: There is no blood relationship, this is outrageous

Cao: The relationship is not good

Liu: We have a good relationship

Cao: Tattoos are popular nowadays

Liu: Yes

Cao: Our brothers have the same tattoo. He took off his shirt and got a tattoo on his back

Liu: Take a look

Cao: He has a tattoo of "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" on his back

Liu: This is mine

Cao: I have a signature tattooed here

Liu: Yes

Cao: It hurts me to be able to fight. I thought the tattoo wouldn’t hurt, but when I looked at him again, he was already in shock

Liu: You only have that little space, and you can’t get any other tattoos. Everyone knows that every painting has a The seal is still tattooed on my side

Cao: Yes, he has a blue stamp on his body

Liu: Yes, me

Cao: What about you recently? The price is expensive enough

Liu: You just went for quarantine

Cao: Let’s talk about our relationship

Liu: How good is our relationship

Cao: At this point, some viewers still don’t know us well enough

Liu: Yes

Cao: Actually, both of us are born in the 1980s Crosstalk actor

Liu: That’s true

Cao: I think those born in the 1980s are not as good as those born in the 1990s and 2000s

Liu: What’s going on?

Cao: There are few exposures to high-tech products. Look at what people born in the 1990s and 2000s are playing with.

Liu: What are they playing with?

Cao: Computer, Internet, p3 p4 x5 m6 q7 a8

Liu: What is this mess?

Cao: It’s all for fun. We didn’t have to play when we were kids

Liu: Yes

Cao: I have a small child

My niece, born in 2000, is just a few years old. She chats online every day, talking about the little penguin, and the messages buzz every time

Liu: Yes

Cao: As soon as someone comes online

Liu: Knock on the door

Cao: As soon as there is news, cough cough

Liu: Yes, just this sound

Cao: Someone coughs, this sound There is a scientific name, it’s called Dui Liao.

Liu: No, that’s called qq

Cao: It’s called qq. We talk about it every day. I stand behind and watch him chat and look at the qq signature. , it is written that when the prosperity comes to an end, all that is left is sadness. How old are you when you are sad?

Liu: Not much

Cao: We are here to work You are not sad at all, what do you have to be sad about?

Liu: Yes

Cao: It means that we are exposed to a lot of high-tech products. When we were young, we didn’t have to play with them. Those born in the 1980s played with them. You can play with dirty things

Liu: What do you play with

Cao: Pinball

Liu: Glass ball

Cao: Shoot Foreign paintings

Liu: I’ve played with them before

Cao: Why don’t I look at the construction sites and dig out people’s mud to play?

Liu: I did that when I was a kid. , pee and mud

Cao: That’s you, we all use water

Liu: Hi

Cao: Why are your hands so white? Anyway, I didn’t have much time to play when I was a kid, and there were too few things to play with

Liu: Yes, yes

Cao: What was my favorite game when I was a kid?

Liu: What?

Cao: Chopping sandbags

Liu: Just chopping zi'er

Cao: I like this. There are two people standing on both sides, and people standing in the middle come and go. Run, people on both sides chop, the middleman has to hide, and sometimes he still catches, hey, hey, I have another life

Liu: I have played it all

Cao: This I love to play chopping sandbags, and I also love playing hide-and-seek

Liu: I like this

Cao: When I was young, when I was in elementary school, I would organize all the classmates in the school after school. Let’s play hide-and-seek together. I am the banker. I catch them. When they hide, I look for them. I count with these dozens. They all hide and I go home.

Liu: Hey, yes. Back home

Cao: At 8:30 at night, parents came to our house to look for their children

Liu: Okay

Cao: You took our children again Where did you lie?

Liu: There is no one like you

Cao: I didn’t have to play when I was a child, there were too few things to play with

Liu: Yes

Cao: What are the only entertainment activities? Watching TV and cartoons

Liu: Watching them all

Cao: They are great. I think the cartoons in the past are better than the ones now. Good-looking

Liu: Yes

Cao: Well-made, everyone will know it when I mention it. As long as there are people born in the 1980s in the audience, you will know it when I mention it

Liu: Really

Cao: (Black Cat Sheriff) Have you seen it?

Liu: Have you seen it

Cao: (Black Cat Sheriff) ) How beautiful, a black cat and a white cat, catching mice

Liu: Yes

Cao: A cat catches mice, this is what it should be

Liu: That’s right

Cao: There’s an ear inside, I’ll go find my uncle

Liu: That’s how unlucky it is

Cao: (Black Cat Police (long) theme song is also nice

Liu: Really

Cao: Let me learn to sing a few lines of the (Black Cat Sheriff) theme song to help you recall it

Liu: OK

Cao: (Singing) Eyes widened like bells, shooting out lightning-like intelligence, ears erect like antennas, listening to all suspicious sounds, sharpening fangs Claws patrol everywhere, you bring us peace of life, ahaha

Liu: Ahaha, Black Cat Sheriff

Cao: I guess you can sing

Liu: I also had a childhood

Cao: (Black Cat Sheriff) Once it’s over, bang bang bang bang, please watch the next episode

Liu: This episode Finished

Cao: What else is there, (Calabash Baby)

Liu: I like to watch it too

Cao: (Calabash Baby) I also like to watch it, There is a big scorpion spirit inside

Liu: Yes

Cao: There is also a big scorpion spirit, and the long worm spirit holds Yi Ruyi in its hand

Liu: Yes

Cao: As you wish, follow my wishes and show them quickly

Spirit, is there one?

Liu: It really is.

Cao: I love watching (Calabash Baby). I’ve told many actors in our cross talk industry that I have told them

Liu : Yes

Cao: I said we can’t just talk about cross talk

Liu: What are you doing?

Cao: Just talking about cross talk is boring, arrange some cross talk dramas for the audience For the performance, I said let’s arrange (Calabash Baby), okay?

Liu: OK

Cao: They’re robbing them, one said I’ll be the water baby, the other said I’ll be the fire baby. He said he was a clairvoyant, and the other said he was a clairvoyant. I said I was a grandpa, but then they didn’t reject it.

Liu: Just because of this

Cao: They said I It’s not suitable for this character, and the theme song of (Calabash Baby) is also nice

Liu: Yes

Cao: Let me help you recall your memories

Liu: Okay

Cao: (Singing) Calabash baby, Calabash baby, seven flowers on a vine, not afraid of wind or rain, la la la la

Liu: Ding, dong, dong Dong, ding, ding, gourd baby

Cao: You can sing once you guess it

Liu: It’s childhood

Cao: Bang bang bang bang, please watch the next episode

Liu: There is none

Cao: What else (Laoshan Taoist), the cartoon is also very good

Liu: Yes

Cao: Taoist priests from Mount Laoshan learn magic. You can’t remember this theme song. I have to help you recall it

Liu: Great

Cao: Taoist priests from Mount Laoshan

Liu: Yes

Cao: (Singing) If you want to learn from the gods, ride a crane to the sky, turn stones into gold, it is so wonderful that you must go to Mount Laoshan to learn from the gods

Liu : OK

Cao: Bang bang bang, please watch the next episode

Liu: This is just one episode

Cao: Just one episode

Liu: Did you have a childhood?

Cao: It’s not a series, just one episode

Liu: How fresh

Cao: I love all of this What else are you watching? Children’s drama

Liu: Yes

Cao: (Little Dragon Man) is my favorite.

Liu: I also like this

Cao: The theme song is nice. (Singing) I have horns on my head, horns, horns, and a tail behind me, a tail, a tail. This requires the cooperation of the two of us

Liu: Come together

Cao: You can definitely do it. Just come with the horns, the tail, the tail. You can’t do anything else

Liu: OK, OK

Cao : No problem, listen, let’s cooperate, (Little Dragon Man) theme song

Liu: OK

Cao (singing) has horns on his head

Liu: (singing) Horn, horn

Cao: Can you listen a little with your ears? I don’t open my mouth

Liu: Why

Cao: We are not in the same tune. I have horns on my head (singing), horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, horns, this, okay, okay, let’s collaborate together. Children's dramas brought countless joy to my childhood

Liu: Yes

Cao: I was very happy when I was in school

Liu: Okay

Cao: I am a very happy boy. When I was in school, I loved taking classes, especially physical education classes. I actively participated in cultural and sports activities

Liu : Good

Cao: He can’t compare to me in this regard

Liu: What’s wrong with me

Cao: You can tell by looking at your figure

Liu: Yes

Cao: He just doesn’t like physical exercise. He doesn’t fall in love with physical education classes. He always avoids school organized activities

Liu: Lazy

Cao: He doesn't want to go to the military training. This military training doesn't mean that anyone who wants to go can go

Liu: Really

Cao: For example, if you have a physical illness or a disability , can't go, heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, these can't be gone

Liu: Yes, yes

Cao: There was a soldier doing a physical examination there, and he tried to escape. , I followed a few naughty guys in my class. One boy was really cruel. In order to escape from the military training, he rolled up his sleeves. He went to the corner, bang, and broke his arm. He asked someone to help him over. When he got to the door, the soldier saw him. Hey, my arm is broken and I can’t do military training. It’s really effective

Liu: This won’t work

Cao: There is a boy who also imitates him and rolls up his trouser legs.

Corner, bang, find someone to help you go over. Just when you get to the door, the soldier sees it. Hey, his leg is broken

Liu: Yes

Cao: We can’t do military training. Mr. Liu saw this It's really cool

Liu: It works

Cao: Let me do it too

Liu: Yes

Cao: Go to the corner, bang bang Bang bang, all four legs are broken

Liu: Who has four legs?

Cao: Not four legs, two arms and two legs, even the front and back legs are broken

Liu: Never heard of it