I. Irrigation types:

1. I'm bored browsing the internet. I've said everything I need to say and done everything I need to do. But I always feel that there is nothing to do, so I water the flowers to kill time.

2. vent what unpleasant things you encounter in reality or on the internet, and feel uncomfortable. Fill your head with water and you'll feel comfortable soon.

Pranks have no purpose, just want to make a scene and have fun.

4. Greet everyone kindly and see if there are any friends online.

5. It's totally BBS's fault to increase the experience value! Invented such a thing as empirical value (although it has no practical use)

6. I like to talk more to attract everyone's attention and satisfy my vanity.

7. Chatting is too lazy to go to the chat room, and as soon as you meet like-minded friends, you will immediately cheat away.

8. As the name implies, making trouble is a malicious act and an extreme means to retaliate against someone or something.

9. Conspiracy (or conspiracy theory): Come to speak with a certain purpose and do some preparatory work for achieving a certain purpose in the future. (For example, apply to be the moderator of a certain edition or increase the popularity and influence for the smooth development of related work in the future. ); )

10. Other irrigators don't know why they need to irrigate, which may be the early symptoms of network syndrome.

Second, irrigation skills

The grades of emitters are high or low, and the taste of water poured out is different. Some of them are bitter, so they taste terrible. No one wants to drink them at all. Some of them are sweet, and everyone thinks they are from My Sweetie after drinking them. Some of them are moist, and everyone needs them very much, so they drink them to quench their thirst. Some are too full to drink. Maybe they are still wet. Some people can't tell what it tastes like, so everyone drinks it. Generally speaking, irrigation skills are divided into three levels: junior novice, intermediate expert and advanced killer.

1. Primary irrigation: This level of irrigation does not require any technology. The irrigator is a typical novice with a simple mind. Usually, the articles they published are easy for people to know that it is irrigation, and the taste of water is very poor, so most people don't want to touch it. Unless they are very similar, there is no need to say so. The ID of these rookies basically lives for a short time, because he will soon.

A.tell everyone that you are watering. For example, "I'm watering", "whether the moderator is here or not, I'll water it", "I'll water it" and so on. ....

B. When answering other people's articles, there are no words, only some hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem and hem. Sometimes there is not even a word. Just posting to increase experience value.

C published many articles with titles in one breath, occupying many pages, but the articles were meaningless, almost no one was willing to reply, and even caused resentment from others.

D. respond crazily to many things in your own or others' articles that have no practical meaning or words. I have seen several people posting nearly a thousand posts together, hehe. ......

E. Swearing posts, such as "fxxx", "Cao ..." [Peruvian place name] Chao ... "And so on ... are also unpleasant.

F. advertisers. The basic consequence is that they are all brushed. ......

F spread your feelings completely boring, such as "depressed …", "I'm so bored …", "Nobody cares about me …", "Don't worry, let's fill a pot …" and so on.

2. Intermediate irrigation: This level of irrigation is usually difficult to handle. Their quality is relatively high and their thoughts are relatively lively. They are familiar with the basic law of the community and other relevant laws and regulations. They know how to grasp the edge. It is difficult for you to see whether he irrigates in general. Even if you know he is watering sometimes, you can't help it. If you dare to delete his post, he will argue with you with relevant regulations. Then he will giggle with you. It makes you laugh and cry. The most headache for all moderators is the intermediate master level. Their ID will generally live for a long time, because they know how to protect themselves and are not easy to be killed. The water they fill is bitter, sweet and moist, but it is often too full, which makes everyone full. The following conditions are their characteristics:

A. Ask some novice questions in some technical fields, but pretend not to understand. For example, "What are the good Internet cafes in Guangzhou?" "Can I use the account number 163 to access 169?" ..... After asking, I looked at others and laughed to myself. .....

B. You can see him in every edition, and only two or three related posts will be published in each place, which will bring you considerable income at the end of the day.

C. groan for sympathy and find a topic to talk to others. For example, "My cat is broken ..." "My girlfriend broke up with me ..." In fact, his cat may have just been bought by his girlfriend, and she is playing with him. .....

D. Seeing other people's problems is like a cat meeting a mouse, and he quickly goes over to "enthusiastically" solve the problem. Sometimes his patience can't even be believed by himself (with a bad starting point but beneficial behavior), and he usually hits it off with those who whine or pretend to be pigs to eat tigers and become long-term good friends. ..

E. use the topic. As soon as something small happens, he immediately has something to talk about, big or small. "It's none of his business, hang high" has never been his motto (I don't know in reality)

F. When discussing in some current political and ideological debates, he expressed some so-called views that are neither salty nor light. In fact, he has never thought about some problems himself, just joining in the fun. He is not interested in the development of democracy, autocratic sovereignty, personality, economy, stock market, financial supervision and national economic development. When he looks at more and more experiences, he is most concerned and happiest.

G. Discuss related topics, and then publish your own advertisements skillfully, or advertise the three-level advertisements of the websites you want to promote in your signature. Anyway, there is no rule that there can't be anything in the signature.

3. Senior killer: Not many people can reach this level, all of them are elites. Generally speaking, they are all related. In the network, they are old executives or moderators in charge of network management. In reality, maybe some important people are doing something important. Their quality and IQ are first-class, their experiences in reality and online are very rich, their views on things are profound, and they have their own way of life and doing things. Besides, they are a little different from normal people. They may be willful, or they may be famous on the Internet or in reality. It can be seen in many places or websites. Many people will know him, but he may not know who the other person is-to some extent, this has become a celebrity effect.

Their articles are generally very interesting, very interesting, and have a special taste, which can make people savor it carefully and leave you with endless aftertaste. No matter the length of the article, it is a kind of fun, an inspiration and a kind of teaching for everyone, which can mobilize everyone's * * *. Even if you accidentally pour the water, make a little mischief and create a little atmosphere, it will make people feel that the water belongs to My Sweetie, and sometimes even other moderators have to give him some face to pour it. ...

But unfortunately, there are not many such killers now ... The forum should warmly welcome such irrigation experts.

The first person to post is called "sitting on the sofa".

It is said that the word sofa first appeared in an adult forum. Basically, the origin of the sofa is: someone sent a picture of a beautiful woman, and the person who replied said that he was on time and wanted to sit on the sofa XXX. Then, whoever shoots well and gets support, say to sit on the sofa. Later, many noble people did not understand the word sofa, and then thought that sofa was the first person to answer. Nowadays, many people say that they are sitting on the sofa for the first time. It's really ... reading an anti-Japanese post and a political post, sitting on the sofa, you are really energetic. Pay tribute to so many people who have been sitting on the sofa! ! !

To tell the truth, this explanation makes sense. It can also be verified. In the past, several adult forums were popular on the Internet, with more people living and more words.

But I also saw the explanation: "A group of people were reading the post, and suddenly a new resource came out. The first reply lamented: so fast, and then all the new resources were lamented ... the sofa is so fast and homophonic, and then it was handed down. "

Either way, this word has been abused in the forum now, and it has also become a way of irrigation. It is estimated that the forum will also block this word in the future. A netizen on a forum said: "Too much use is simply rampant, which indirectly leads to a sharp decline in the quality of post replies. This vulgar thing reminds me of the first snow in Dao Lang! " And now it extends to the third floor to sit on the bench. It is easy to explain with the first statement. If you can't grab the sofa, the bench will do. If you use the second statement, you can't explain what a bench is at all. So according to this calculation, the fourth floor sits on the floor, the fifth floor sits in the basement, and where is the sixth floor?

Many words can evolve, especially online buzzwords. Maybe the sofa really meant that at first, but after sitting for so many years, everyone gradually forgot its original intention. Now it means that it robbed the first place to sit on the sofa and read the post.

You got it? ! ! !