2. One day, zebra and his son went to play on the highway. Suddenly, halfway through, my son disappeared. She began to look for it. As soon as she reached the zebra crossing next to the road, she burst into tears and said, "My son, that son of a bitch crushed you like this!" " "
You should eat and go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.
The animal school started, and the elephant was late. The teacher said angrily, "Why did you come so late?" Don't come. "The elephant said," Truth may be late, but it will never be absent. "
My friend cried to me that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: poor, why can he have a girlfriend?
6. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.
7. Every time I see a photo of my ex-girlfriend drying her boyfriend in a circle of friends, I feel very sad. After all, it's been half a year since we broke up, and the Apple X we bought for her is still in stages!
8. Look at the middle of the nose, look at the face with neat bangs, look at the temperament with oblique bangs, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for facial mask.
9. Be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.
10. Why is lying on the sofa at home lazy and lying on the beach at the scenic spot a holiday?
1 1. My husband and I have a very good relationship. Every night when we sleep, he will use his arm as my pillow and hug me tightly to sleep. Then came scapulohumeral periarthritis. I have cervical spondylosis.
12. I never envy people who drive luxury cars, because my car is more expensive than theirs. My wife gave me a shopping cart!
13. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.
14. A woman turned down a man 99 times and told him for the hundredth time: I love you, will you promise me? Female tears "I promise you! Man pa "a big mouth fan in the past, especially Lao tze gather together a whole zha so difficult. ...
15. Brotherhood betrays you, money tempts you, and life makes things difficult for you. You can't learn anything unless you have high numbers.
Can money buy happiness? Money itself is happiness.
17. What are you shouting? Believe it or not, I will give you some color to see see. Sample! Look, this one is green and the one next to it is yellow!
18. Dad, mom, be calm at the parent-teacher meeting. You should face the teacher frankly and provoke the relationship between you and me. I am your own. Do you believe me or him?
19. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.
20. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, which is composed of black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out!
2 1. I think the square dance aunt should hold an electric mosquito swatter. While exercising, it should also do harm to the people.
22. People have lost their waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells?
Xiaoming farted loudly in the elevator. Xiao Gang held his nose with one hand and pointed to the sign on the elevator with the other. Didn't you see that it said "handle with care"?
24. On a snowy day, a reporter interviewed in the street: "Aunt, what effect do you think the snowstorm has brought to your life?" Aunt: "The impact is too great! First of all, you have to see clearly that I am your uncle! "