Some sentences are written by complacent people, but read by really embarrassed people. Let's warm up first

Some popular "golden sentences" are also embarrassing, such as:

1. This is my brother Liang @ Jerry and this is my sister-in-law @ Lu Chaochao.

2. Excellent girls don't have sex.

There is a loquat tree in the yard, which was planted the year my wife died. Now graceful as a cover, I cut it today and smiled for Bo Xiao Niang. Is this change interesting? )

I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money to support your family.

5. A person can be as affectionate as he is simple (for cult fans).

6. I am not a virgin. What's the matter? Straight male cancer! Deserve to be single! We are disgusted with our rashness and demand that the woman be a virgin, but most of this sentence refers to incurable feminist cancer.

7. Your junior high school qq signature.

Also, the lines in Mr. Si's movie.

I turned around and saw Coulee coming towards us with a LV bag and a pair of Gucci booties. She casually threw a cup of half-finished milk tea into the trash can by the roadside.

Neil slammed the door hard, took two steps, turned around and kicked hard on the carved wooden door worth 654.38+0.9 million.

I can only say, Mr. Si, it's very detailed!

The most classic is the following dialogue:

I tell you, children are very simple, don't you know? A two-year-old child only needs a warm Hermes blanket and then puts a LV wallet into his hand. Really can't. You hang him another Van Cleef & Arpels necklace and spray a little Guerlain's royal water. If these two powerful drugs go on, even if Meng Jiangnv is reborn, he will immediately shut up and stop crying.

It's no use. I tried everything. I even put my limited edition Patek Philippe watch on him, and he knocked on the railing of his wooden bed mercilessly ... I screamed at that time, how can I say it? The next day, my neighbor asked me if I watched Saw 7 at home last night.

This conversation:

Ok, dear, although I don't understand what you are saying, it doesn't matter. But this conversation is over. You know, I'm a little bad at chatting with service personnel ................................................................................................................................................................ Neil took off his sunglasses and blinked his ridiculous golden eyelashes, saying innocently, don't ask me, I can only understand the contract. Stop, stop, it must be in English.

Of course, it is not just the four teachers who are embarrassed, but the circle of friends is also the hardest hit.

Sven people say it is not love at first sight!

There are also some articles by overbearing presidents that are welcomed by honey juice.

Is this novel really that good?

Finally, present an embarrassing peak work.