1. I don’t do things that I regret. I only do things that make you regret.

2. It’s not everyone’s fault that you sleep in class, it’s because the earth is too attractive.

3. Women are meant to be pampered, while men are meant to be fucked.

4. Will the child produced by the cooperation of two people with blood type B have blood type 2B?

5. Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, there are no absolutes in the world.

6. The highest level of cold, blowing bubbles with your nose

7. Youth is dedicated to the house, and middle age is dedicated to the children.

8. Words are spoken by people, and farts are also made by people. They are just breaths.

9. Relationships are a scam. I am at best an undercover agent.

10. Don’t talk to me about life, you are not a person in life.

11. It’s not your fault that you are stupid, but it is your fault that you have water in your head!

12. If you ask where to buy tickets, the stationmaster will point to Huangniu Village.

13. The rebirth of a phoenix is ??Nirvana, and the rebirth of a pheasant is the transformation of a corpse.

14. The ultimate dream in life is to have an ATM machine in the living room.

15. If I can’t die in her heart, then let her die in my hands

16. Bad guys need strength, and scum need taste.

17. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

18. If the teacher hadn’t said you shouldn’t litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago

19. Fashion is always more fashionable than clothes, and old styles haven’t gone out of style yet. The new model is out.

20. This kind of fierce female gangster is really rare in the world.

21. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

22. Men’s love is bottom-up, and women’s love is top-down

23. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh. .

24. Play with your life: You can only play if you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?

25. The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

26. Landing face first, unable to recover.

27. Even artificial intelligence is no match for nature’s stupidity.

28. Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving. I always scold your mother, and I almost fall in love with your mother.