2. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

During the exam, the invigilator asked me to hand in something irrelevant to the exam. I really want to turn myself in.

If you treat me as a game, I will abuse you to death.

5. I miss you in the slowly rotting chapter.

6. I prefer knives to deadly knives.

7. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

8. Don't underestimate me. Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

9. Don't fight, don't fight for your life, don't be bitter and bitter, and life is boring. I'm sorry that my sister is so straightforward and can't tell you what you like to hear.

10, no matter how much face, you and I only have one chance.

1 1, a woman in the new era, who went to the hall, climbed over the fence, beat a mistress and beat a hooligan, just couldn't get out of the kitchen.

12, do you think my heart is titanium alloy? Stainless steel, waterproof. Fire protection. Lightning protection?

13, studying hard is a lie to teachers, not falling in love is a lie to parents, and not surfing the Internet is a lie to yourself.

14. Mathematics is the most romantic. It is more perfect than anything in the world. It never lies, betrays or disappears.

15, it is said that the tears you shed are water in your head.

16. Why should I wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

17, you are the happiest person in the world, because I will always be with you.

18, it is not pleasing to the eye to see others, but it is not cultivated enough.

19, I once had you, and it hurts to think about it.

20, the world is very big, there is love just around the corner, I am gone, you are free!

2 1, teacher, you don't have to bother to change my deskmate. I don't care who I talk to.

22, young and not frivolous, what to say when you are old.

23, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

24. Everyone is looking for you to play Baidu, but suddenly I look back and you are in sogou.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love.

26. I have lived for many years now (next88), and only chopsticks can afford it!

27. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

It is my style to do things regardless of the consequences, and it is my style not to regret afterwards.

29, high-tech era, high-tech talents. Let's go home and kneel on the washing machine instead of rubbing the washboard.

30. If I leave you, there are ten thousand possibilities in life!

3 1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

32. What kind of sleeping position is the most swaying and what kind of hairstyle is the most enjoyable.

33. It's easy to forget someone. Never see you again.

34. Eat, drink and be merry. That's the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

35. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

36, the average boy is generally proud, and the average girl is inclined.

Don't say how much you love me. If you love me, you won't leave me.

38. The aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: The enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

39, what do you mean by wearing a couple's clothes and driving a couple's car?

40. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

4 1. Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we have to make up our sleep with your class.

42. Baidu is a liar. I've copied a perfect score composition for more than ten years, but I've never got a perfect score.

If one day I change, remember that I owe you this.

44. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? You have the ability of bangs and waist!

Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!

Children without umbrellas must run hard.

There is no love in the queen's world.

48. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.

49. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

50.girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules.

5 1, we'll see. If you dare to eat outside, I'll dare to drink outside.

52, time * * * in the past, the evil species left behind is called memory!

53. After many years, it is finally clear that there are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "* * * this needs to be proved" and the other is "* * * this can also be proved".

54. Don't give me a hard look when you are a color palette.

55. One person's loneliness, two people's faults, three people's landlords and four people's mahjong tables.

56, the test is not the result, but the speed of China's movement.

57. My world is not fragmented, only widowed.

58. Sometimes a woman is unreasonable with you, basically because she loves you.

59. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

60. Russia cannot create wealth, but it can still create firewood.

6 1, I am so awesome, are you still afraid of being * * *?

62. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

63. Brother lowered his head, not because he was afraid, but because he was looking for bricks.

64. What makes us psychologically miserable is not the thing itself, but what we think about it and the stories we make up around it.

65. Love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability.

66. I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

67. In this world, only soap is seriously losing weight.

Hold your hand and walk with your eyes closed. I won't get lost.

69. It won't affect you? I will cremate you.

70. Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth!

7 1, love at first sight, the clock is not love, it is face.

72. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

73. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

74. I hate that fate is proud of my expression and laughs at my lack of power to make any decision.