1. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the grass is in the sky

2. God spreads wisdom on the world, but you hold an umbrella

3 , Please, put your body in the form of a group and leave this place

4. You are the only one missing the bell ringing at Notre Dame de Paris.

5. As far as your thoughts go, roll as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll as fast as you can.

6. As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains and all traces of people will disappear.

7. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree is all the way to a postdoctoral degree!!

8. I want to bite you, but it’s a pity that I am a Muslim.

9. The world is as big as the one you lack.

10. Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?

11. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart. Far away.

12. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away

13. Boy, what happened today? I ate wrong when I went out. Have you taken the medicine? Or have you forgotten to take the medicine?

14. Have you drunk too much in Sanlu?

15. You are wasting air when you are alive, you are wasting land when you are dead, and you are wasting RMB half-dead. ..

16. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

17. Your appearance is really unflattering. . . The slowest trawling speed. . .

18. Dude, look at your IQ. . . Are you from the Department of Physics (in the room) at the University of California?

19. Your life can be summed up in just eight words - absurd in life and useless in death. . .

20. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

21. How did you crawl out of the trash can after being aborted?

22. You are unique - at least all mankind does not want a second one.

23. Your face is like a sneaker, it must be very comfortable to step into.

24. Be good and go play on the highway.

25. Are your parents doing chemistry? I feel like you are like a guinea pig.

26. If it were me, I would sue the tank driver who hit your face like this.

27. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, yellow and far away from each other.

28. If stupidity hurt, you would moan all day long.

29. You can’t even stick candy in your husband’s beard.

30. It’s a little difficult to remember your name. Can I just call you an idiot?

31. Seeing your face, I prefer my butt.

32. Look up the encyclopedia. The icon for the word Arsch is your face.

33. Ask a doctor to check your butt to see if you have brain damage.

34.. It’s more interesting for me to chat with Sweater.

35. When the cake is talking, please shut up.

36. Don’t you have a toilet at home? You come here to spray?

37. You have slippers in your head

38. Some people lack gold in their lives. , so I named you Xin; some people lacked water in their lives, so they were named Miao; some people lacked wood in their lives, so they were named Sen; because your name is Jing, so. . .

How to curse people in a literary and artistic way? I hope that the collection of literary and artistic curse words introduced above can help you learn how to curse people in a literary and artistic way! (Reposted from the Internet)

Guo Degang and Yu Qian

Guo Degang and Yu Qian

1. No one talks about others in front of others, and no one talks about them behind their backs. ——Guo Degang

2. Don’t move! The left side of your brain is full of water, and the right side of your brain is full of flour. If you don't move, it's all mud.

——Guo Degang

3. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes. ——Guo Degang

4. People live only for fame and fortune, which is fine. I just want to make money. If I eat well, dress well, and live well, I can speak cross talk well. If someone throws 100 million away, I will talk about cross talk every day and do nothing. ——Guo Degang

5. Life is very difficult. If I don’t do these things, some people will scold me. If I do these things, some people will scold me. These are other people's business and have nothing to do with me. ——Guo Degang

6. It’s hard to work hard every year, and everything is difficult to achieve. ——Guo Degang

7. The earth does not grow nameless grass, and the sky does not produce useless people. Not allowing the ancients to do so is said to be without ambition, and not allowing modern people to do so is said to be immeasurable. ——Guo Degang

8. Outside the Qingshan Tower, outside the brothel, there are people behind the capable people. ——Guo Degang

9. People's hearts are like iron but not iron, and official laws are like furnaces. ——Guo Degang

10. There are no bad things for people, but there are good books in the cases. There is no rugged wandering in my heart, and everything in front of me is green water and green mountains. Make a pot of tea, burn a stove of incense, and follow the example of the ancients, and you will be free every day and become a fairy the next. ——Guo Degang

11. Artists are like carbon. When half black, there are still bones, and when it is very red, it turns to ash. Be cautious. ——Guo Degang

12. The body is led by the name to be a chicken and duck in a cage, and the person is led by the body to the cattle and horses in the world. ——Guo Degang

13. Some people say that if you want to publish a book, something will happen first. Nothing happened to me, but I published the book. ——Guo Degang

14. I have only three friends, one is literary, one is ordinary, and one is you. ——Guo Degang

15. Fame and fortune are all just a theater, and they cannot bring wealth and wealth; hot and cold medicines are all good medicines, and they cannot cure the cold and heat all over the world. ——Guo Degang

16. I didn’t intend to tell a joke, but I didn’t know that the joke would force me to do it. ——Guo Degang

17. I will travel to the Three Mountains and the Five Sacred Mountains, hating the sky and the earth, and taking charge of Wang Siwen, the real hero of Tianjin and surrounding counties. ——Guo Degang

18. A hero may not be a hero until now. ——Guo Degang

19. Bamboo pen for writing articles. Pretending to be stupid, pretending to be crazy. Love your children and be filial to your parents. Hit the paparazzi and scold colleagues. Take a sneak peek at the experts and watch the madness of the scholars. Do not do evil because it is small, and do not do good because it is small. Who is the master in the vast world? Hundreds of years are just a dream. Hot steamed buns with onions dipped in sauce are as good as kings. ——Guo Degang

20. I have lost more people than you have ever seen. ——Guo Degang

21. The old monk went to sleep in the meditation room without hearing the sound of grass and trees in the rivers and lakes. ——Guo Degang

22. The chest is square and the heart is square, but the body is not charming. ——Guo Degang

23. All my former friends have become rich, one is called hundreds of millions, that is called billions, I only have five million pixels. ——Guo Degang

24. A man is born with a six-foot body, so why not live forever. ——Guo Degang

25. The most inhuman thing in the world is human beings. ——Guo Degang

26. Spending money is like peeing your pants, it’s so satisfying. ——Guo Degang

27. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth. ——Guo Degang

28. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago. ——Guo Degang

29. I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like a pancake. ——Guo Degang

30. Young man, you are the sun at two or three o'clock in the morning. ——Guo Degang

31. I dare you to join the Beggars Gang! You are very well dressed! ——Guo Degang

32. Help when there are difficulties, and help even when there are no difficulties. ——Guo Degang

33. The lock can be opened with a poke of noodles, and a pack of instant noodles can open a small area. ——Guo Degang

34. Thank God for giving me braised pork. When I open my eyes, who took it away for me? ——Guo Degang

35. I threw the shot put very far. The coach said that it doesn’t count if people go out! ——Guo Degang

36. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

——Guo Degang

37. A man’s clothes and a horse’s saddle! Dogs run happily with bells! ——Guo Degang

38. Face is given by others, but face is lost by oneself. ——Guo Degang

39. The pure will become clear from itself, and the turbid will become turbid from itself. ——Guo Degang

40. Every time a man of righteousness kills a dog, he will never betray a scholar. ——Guo Degang

1. Your appearance has exceeded the imagination of scientists

2. Don’t talk to me, I have mysophobia

3. Girl, yours The bed is always busy with people coming and going

4. It’s been a long time since I heard someone boast so freshly and refinedly

5. Look at you who wears it every day Why don't you do some human work for such a dog?

6. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales

7 .Are you amazing? Isn’t it supported by the Animal Protection Association?

8. What is your lung capacity? So good at blowing!

9. You are Shakespeare without a scholar

10. I wish you a long life

11. You wasted your parents’ whole night

12. How can you twist like a maggot

13. You will be called a fool when you pass the security check

14. My name is Shangguan Nanbei and your name is Sima Dongxi

15. When animals wear these clothes, they become humans. As soon as you put it on, you immediately turn into animals

16. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that all shameless people You are like this

1. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you.

2. If I dream about you, it’s really a hell.

3. Your household registration book is an encyclopedia of animals

4. The single page of your household registration book is pitiful

5. I don’t remember which scholar said it: Some people's faces are as ugly as a tragedy

6. Pigs only have meat and no heart.

7. Your parents are really good at keeping all the good things they gave birth to themselves

8. Ashes to dust, dust to dust, even if your ashes are spread, you are not worthy of PM2.5

9. Smiling at you is purely polite. If you don’t give me a smile, I will see that you are hopeless

10. God spreads wisdom all over the world, but you are the only one who holds the umbrella

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11. Go back, your sister wants to push you to go to Beihai Park to see the flowers.

12. Remember to let others hang up first when you call in the future, otherwise you will hang up

13. My mother told me since I was a child that I should be kind to people. Later I met many people , understand that not everyone has a mother.

14. Your head is just to look taller

15. Why are you comparing yourself to me? I am not Lu Dongbin

16. If you think It's proof of survival. It's really hard for me to tell whether you are a corpse

17. Lift up your skull and let me see the water inside

18. You look good Looks familiar, just like the bag of garbage I threw out yesterday

19. Come and take a selfie for me and let me see your family photo

20. Why don’t you take advantage of the wind and skyrocket to the top? Thousands of miles. (Why don’t you go to heaven)

21. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

22. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

23. When you are treated as a human being, would you try to act like one?

24. Baidu It may not be possible to search for you, but Sogou will definitely be able to find you

25. Some people’s faces are as ugly as an unjust case.

——Mu Xin

26. If you knock on your head, you will find that the sound of the three thousand tons of tide is still there

27. I don’t understand that if the rope is too long, it will get knotted. And your tongue can't?

28. You won’t sleep if the moon doesn’t sleep, and Sadako will lift your quilt at night

29. Do you check your steps on WeChat in the wilderness?

30. Why can you deliver food better than Meituan?

Hello, the questioner, I would like to share a few here, I hope they can help you:

1. You look like a QR code. If you don’t scan it, it will be real. Don't know what it is.

2. Please don’t use your excretory organs to talk to me. This is very impolite. Thank you!

3. Let’s go eat fish together when you have time. I see you are quite picky.

4. I just want to curse, but I don’t want to curse you.

5. I never criticize you by name. If you are wrong, you will take the blame.

6. Your appearance exceeds human imagination.

7. Do you think you will return to childhood just by pretending to be cute?

8. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.

9. Don’t talk to me, I have mysophobia.

10. If life was a movie, then you would be the pop-up advertisement.

That’s all for now, thank you.

When I saw this title, my first reaction was Zhen Huan. The emperor loved her so much that he did not rule out the theory of "substitute"; but Huanhuan knew very well that Israel would not last long, so what she wanted from beginning to end was a person who had the same mind and heart, and they would never be apart. As far as the emperor was concerned, when Huan Huan was practicing, he still kept in mind that "if the concubine was here, she could talk to me a lot." Huan Huan's talent is evident. Her eloquence is not only a trick to expose her opponent's secrets time and time again, but also a way to avoid danger.

Excerpt 1:

When Zhen Huan returned to the palace in a high-profile manner, An Lingrong still wore a hypocritical mask and said, "I thought I would never see my sister again in this life."

Zhen Huan replied without changing her expression: "I haven't seen my sister for many years, but everything is the same as before."

What seemed like a cordial and decent answer actually gave An Lingrong a punch in the face. : I keep calling my sister, but she never visits me! I haven't competed with you for many years, and your position has not been promoted! I’m afraid your hypocrisy and insidiousness have not changed!

Fragment 2:

An Lingrong was forced to become pregnant in order to save her useless father. Zhen Huan's visit was a foolproof arrangement. Not only did she invite the imperial concubine and Xin Guiren, but she also invited two imperial doctors, one of whom was a confidant of the queen.

Zhen Huan asked with concern: Why do you use such strong incense when you are pregnant? Will it harm the fetus? Don't accidentally get musk and cause a miscarriage like she did. This is not clear. Tell An Lingrong and the others here that I am fully aware of her unkindness and unrighteousness towards me. It is up to you to deal with it. Zhen Huan also joked about how much the emperor loved An Lingrong and how rare the pillow was. An Lingrong's face changed when he heard that he was thinking deeply. You know every pillow in my bedroom?

Let’s take a look at the gifts Zhen Huan sent. One is a fan, implying that our relationship has long been broken up; the fan has a little bird on it, mocking An Lingrong. No matter how favored you are, you are no more than a bird. The second is jade made of dove blood. Perhaps it expresses that whether a precious thing is sad or happy depends on whether you can bear it. Don’t think that you are pregnant now. Whether it is a blessing or a curse, we will see, and it turns out that it turns out to be true. Responded to the "bloody disaster".

Zhen Huan, who first entered the palace, was not so proactive. She always wanted to maintain her true relationship with the emperor and remained low-key and gentle. Clever eloquence is often used to protect oneself or save the situation.

Excerpt 1:

When a group of new concubines came to greet the queen for the first time, Concubine Hua deliberately made things difficult.

Sister Mei said: The beauty of the empress’ country is truly eye-catching. How dare the concubine’s firefly light compete with the empress’s pearl?

Concubine Hua said: Sister Shen’s small mouth is quite sweet, but when it comes to the beauty and fragrance of the country, isn’t this a word to describe the queen?

Zhen Huan immediately reacted: The Queen’s mother-in-law’s appearance in the world is as bright as the bright moon, and the beauty and fragrance of the Queen’s country is as bright as a pearl, which is beyond the reach of the concubines and others.

As soon as these words came out, Concubine Hua was stunned but could not get angry. She only said: There are more and more articulate people in the palace.

The queen took advantage of the situation to establish her authority.

Fragment 2:

The wealthy lady is pregnant. The Queen’s abortion team arranges an operation and invites the concubines of the Sixth Palace to come to Jingren Palace to enjoy the flowers. This is An Lingrong’s first "loyalty" to the queen.

The queen picked off a pink peony, and Concubine Hua took the opportunity to ridicule the queen, saying: Pink is only used by concubines, and it is not elegant. It is worse than peony, which is not the king of flowers but is bright red.

At this time, Huanhuan was still convinced that the queen was virtuous, and she recited Liu Yuxi's "Peony Appreciation" with suspicion of flattery: The peony in front of the court has no character, and the hibiscus on the pond is pure and unfeeling. Only peonies are the true national color, and they move the capital when they bloom.

To put it bluntly, that is to say, only peonies are the true beauty of the sky and the country, and only the queen can embody the beauty of the world! Huan Huan chose this poem appropriately from a vast library of poems. Without any direct conflict, she tactfully criticized Concubine Hua for being a "monster without qualifications", thus safeguarding the queen's face and clarifying her superiority and inferiority. After hearing this, the queen was very satisfied.

To sum up, look at it, Huanhuan, who smiles very pretty, has read a lot of poems and books, but ordinary children like us should "be ugly and read more"! Hahaha~~

1. Just wait for me. I will buy a plane ticket to Tianjin and buy some buns and come back to beat you [face covering]

2. Next door to your house The Mr. Wang who lives there is quite humorous [covering face]

3. Were you feeling unwell yesterday? My friend at the veterinary station told me that you were drinking tea at his place [covering face]

I don’t know when and in which article a person was described like this: "From a distance, he looks like a dog, and when you look at it, he looks like a Western Dog, when I got closer I saw it was Mr. It may be that Mr. Lu Xun from the Republic of China was describing another academic celebrity. Mr. Lu Xun had a cold look on his face and scolded others for "killing lackeys". If this is what Mr. Lu Xun said, it is also vivid and humorous.

The story of Dongpo and Foyin, Dongpo said that looking at the Buddha's imprint is like Shit, in fact, he pretends to be shit in his heart, so everything he looks at looks like shit. Foyin said, I think you look like a Buddha because Foyin has a Buddha in his heart, so everything he looks at looks like a Buddha.

④ Please allow me to ask without shame...