2. "There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't make you like others." "Are you talking about the head teacher?"
3. Some people say that my photo doesn't look like mine, so I smiled. I need a photo of PS for two hours. If I am like myself, isn't my photo white? !
4. You are my little lady. I cannot love you too much. I remember the most domineering sentence when I was a child: "You wait after school.
If you make a mistake and are caught by the teacher, say to the teacher, "Teacher, just treat me like a fart and leave me alone."
My goal in life is to have my own house in Beijing when I am 30 years old. Now I have finished half my goal: I am thirty years old.
7. Gray fertilizer turns black, and black fertilizer turns gray. The volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn black, the volatilization of black fertilizer will turn gray, the volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn gray, and the volatilization of black fertilizer will turn gray.
One day, the Cowherd told the Weaver Girl that we couldn't meet because all the magpies were in love. Weaver said it doesn't matter, so send a text message!
9. Don't worry about singles. You must be a fairy who came to earth to experience disaster. Be a good boy and bear it again. Anyway, after the robbery, you can fly to the sky and say goodbye to those mortals.
10, I only need three steps to do the math problem now: look at the problem, write the solution, and start crying.
1 1 After all, not every relationship can have a happy ending, and so can math and I.
12, a girl plays mahjong, and they say they don't play with money. I said, take out all your things. As a result, I won three packs of sanitary napkins, two packs of paper towels and one pack of wet wipes.
13, a woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.
14. I went out on business yesterday and contacted an old friend. On the phone, he said that he invited me to the largest chain restaurant in China for dinner at noon. Looking forward, Nima, it turned out to be Shaxian snack!
15, the kid next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, dude, I'm sorry, you blocked my cell phone signal.
16, "What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken?" "I was passing by, but I was squeezed into the car."
17, "What is a light bulb?" "Two men and one woman will feel like a light bulb when walking down the street."
18, "Guess what the parent-teacher conference will be like after the mid-term exam." "Give birth to a second child."
19, today is Teacher's Day. Teacher, I miss you very much. You have worked hard. I have returned the knowledge you gave me. When do you think I can get my tuition back?
20. The thin man is clamoring for losing weight, the schoolmaster is complaining that he failed in the exam again, the local tyrant is frowning and crying for poverty, and the goddess is sending a message to Weibo that Singles Day is another person.
2 1, the funniest thing in history is what I told you last year. You give me a reply this year, and it will take five months and three days to reply. Wow! Quick response!
22. I can't believe the fat cells I've been eating and drinking all day. When I was freezing to death in the cold wind, they pretended not to understand.
23, other classes will say together, our class directly screams "have a nest!" Give birth to a nest! " Makes me drunk, too.
24. It is spring that tickles the nose; Summer is in the wind through the sleeves; Autumn stands in the sky; By the time I found out, most of the winter had passed.
25, the husband is outside, the wife confessed: drink less spirits, do not gamble; Don't pick wild flowers on the roadside; Cherish feelings and care for your wife; Such a husband is so cute!
26. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.
27. Why am I as busy as my grandson when others come to my house, but I am as restrained when I go to other people's houses? What's wrong!
28, life is like this, a wave of unrest, another wave. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.
29. I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer ...
30. I was shopping with Hua today when I suddenly saw a fat man fall into a ditch. Can you think of that scene? Is it okay? Fat man, run! Assemble!
3 1. When you are sleepy from homework and want to sleep, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then suddenly wake up, I want to be a generation of wise men!
32. The head teacher made a slip of the tongue, saying "those who attended my class" was "those who attended my class".
Baby, it's cold. Remember to put on more clothes, okay? Eat on time, go out less if you have nothing to do, and cover yourself at night, but don't give me the cold. Be obedient
34. If you feel fat and refuse to lose weight, it is a great comfort to think that someone is fatter than you. If you can't find someone fatter than you, you will die!
35. Many people are constantly planning their lives, and they are under great pressure every day. Actually, no matter how you live. You'll regret it. Think of you in the past few decades.
36. At the age of many years, some people have been single and some people have been poor, but I have taken off the reins and run on the stupid road like a husky.
37. Hello! As thin as a toothpick, it's usually just a pile. At that time, it was like dreaming that grandma was sewing clothes
38. The crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black, and the black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; The crow said it was not as black as Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig smiled.