1. I’m embarrassed to arrest you, so why are you embarrassed to steal?

2. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

3. When you meet someone you like, pursue it bravely, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who will reject you.

4. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

5. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

6. Either be patient or cruel. If I don’t beat you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

7. We cannot look forward and backward.

8. The soul is no longer in the service area and the computer has been shut down, please do not disturb.

9. The brain is really good. I hope you have one too.

10. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to get you to end being single.

11. What are you saying about your belly? Don’t tell me I’m losing weight.

12. Keeping festivals in mind is not to hold grudges, but to keep accounts.

13. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

14. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future.

15. Get out of here, keep going.

16. It is better to spend money in front of the sun than in the sun.

17. In ancient times, it was easy to get around. If you cut it off, you can become a civil servant.

18. I can’t pretend to be reserved. Being a lady is not my path, so I am destined to be a shrew.

19. Never hug the thighs of youth, be sure to hug the calves of youth.

20. "In those days, "my friend" and "my classmate" were collectively known as the three insurmountable gods.

21. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and make instant noodles.

22. When it’s time to write, I never hesitate.

23. The mood of going to work is heavier than visiting the grave.

24. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

25. It doesn’t matter if you swallow your anger and say it, it’s better to say it gracefully.

26. Ever since I used Anxiety as a ringtone, even 10086 ignored me.

27. Even if the teacher is talking about wool, the top student can knit it into a sweater.

28. My world was black before I met you, but everything turned black after I met you.

29. If you offend me, I will let you experience the beauty of life.

30. The simplest secret to longevity...keep breathing, don’t stop breathing.