Bai wrote a letter to the Monkey King.
Mr. Sun:
The letter has been received.
Thank you for remembering me, but I can't marry you. I'm sorry I'm not a person who bears grudges, but I still have some heroism in those days. When you beat me back to my original shape, I was thinking, when you come back from the Western Heaven, I will go to see you, then marry you, give you children, wash your clothes in water curtain cave, and turn over the soil for you on Huaguoshan. In fact, your master, Pig and Friar Sand all know that I'm a demon, but my master plays dumb and turns a blind eye. Bajie has other plans for my beauty, and Friar Sand is less courageous than anything else. Only you have a little temper and sense of justice, chasing me in public. I really deserved to be beaten at that time. Be a teenager, dream all day and hurt some people. You woke me up and taught me a lesson. I have to thank you.
But then things changed, and so did my thoughts. When you came back from the scriptures, your master was considered a good leader, making decisive decisions and being promoted to a higher leadership position. Bajie used to have problems with philandering, but this year it's not a matter of style, and he was also assigned to be in charge of women's work. Friar Sand is considered to have no credit and hard work, with strong logistical support. He was promoted to director of transportation management. Only you, who is said to be grumpy, thoughtless, undisciplined and arrogant, are arranged to be self-employed. Since then, I have been thinking about advocating that heroes are useless. People should be practical. Life is full of corners, don't go in the wrong direction. I have a good life now. I have my own villa, my own car and my own children. You may not know that when you came back to Huaguoshan by self-employment, I was sitting on the stage in heaven and earth. Then I met your master. Your master doesn't shout all day now? Help me, apprentice? What a nerd. Because I have the ability to recite scriptures, singing is very nice. Often come to our place to spend money and spend a lot of money. And now I'm crowding around. It's amazing. Your master still has a good sense of humor. He said my skin was white and my bones were beautiful. This is why I am called Bai, which makes me feel flattered. Because we have met several times, your master wants me to accompany him every time he comes. He told me that when he came back, he married his daughter's country. He also said that their feelings are not harmonious, and that woman has now become a tigress, nagging every day, checking the phone and QQ chat records. More importantly, since the birth of the child, the lady suddenly lost her figure and became unbearably fat, which quite offended the audience. Your master also said that he had a crush on me, but he didn't dare to take the liberty because he was inspecting himself organizationally. He would have come to me when he came back, but the woman's father and his boss are family friends and dare not offend. In a word, your master wants me to stay with him, and you can give me anything except birthright. Later, I moved to the villa your master gave me. Your master also gave me a white horse instead of a BMW. Although I know that there are women besides your master, including Spider Spirit, he changed his file, changed his age and arranged for reception in another unit. There are many clues, but there is nothing I can do. Last year, I gave birth to a son. I dare not call it Tang, but later it was called Bai Tang.
Mr. Sun, don't be angry and don't despise me. With you, I am famous, but I have no money. You may not know that I am afraid of poverty. We can't afford to buy a house now, and we can't live in a cave all our lives. Peaches are worthless now, not as much as I earn in one night on earth in one season. How can I live, raise children and send them to school in the future? It's too hard to remember. Now, as long as you have money, you will treat others with special respect, regardless of the source of the money and whether it is clean or not. You said you run a martial arts school, but I think I'd better forget it. You know how to persist, but you can't beat Jay Chou's nunchakus, so you can make money. I can only say that you take care. You should take good care of yourself and peel peaches. Now peaches have pesticides, so they can't be washed clean. It is said that Niu Wangmo is dead. Go and see Princess Tiefan. She's widowed, and maybe there's hope. Goodbye, Mr. Sun!
White Bone Demon
July 29(th)
White Letter to the Monkey King (Part Two)
Miss Mr. Sun so much:
We haven't seen each other for many days, and we have all changed and become more mature and lovely.
It's hard to be a man these days, and it's even harder to be a beauty. Be beautiful, too eye-catching. Not beautiful, not available. With a high degree, no one dares to marry. Low knowledge, right? Nobody wants it. Smart, men are afraid of you. Confused. Someone is bullying you. Be lively and say that you attract bees and butterflies. Pointing at your back keeps you upside down. Be reserved. Some people say that you are putting on airs and being prude. But I've seen through it all. I was afraid of wolves and tigers these days, and I always couldn't keep my back straight. People eat meat, so you can only drink soup. It is better to be realistic.
Since we met, there has always been a little love in my heart. I don't know if you have seen through it, but I have you in my heart. So I always pay special attention to you, and I am proud of your every progress. Every time you are teased, my heart is always full of frustration. You are not as impulsive and reckless as you used to be. Very good! Your love for me makes me both moved and helpless! But on second thought, I'd better accept your love. We have all been here before. I know it very well. A warm home is a happy destination. Isn't it?
I am a person who doesn't hold grudges, and I still have some unchanging feelings for you. I don't blame you when you beat me back to my original shape. At that time, I thought, when you return triumphantly from the Western Heaven, I will come to you, then marry you, spend the rest of my life together, wash your clothes in water curtain cave, and pick wild fruits in flowers and fruits, that is, give you a baby. I do. Now I have a son and a daughter, as long as you don't dislike them. I am willing to take root in the deep forest with you.
In fact, when your master and Pig Bajie Friar Sand saw that I was a demon, their hearts were like mirrors. It's just that your master is playing dumb and turning a blind eye. Pig saw my beauty and had other plans. Friar Sand was not as courageous as before. Only you have a little temper and sense of justice, chasing me in public. I really deserved to be beaten at that time. Be a teenager, dream all day and hurt some people. You woke me up and taught me a lesson. I have to thank you. You taught me how to be a man and how to survive in society. I admire and admire you. I love you deeply until now, for the future of my children. I am with you for no other reason than to have a good father playing the hero card for my children. I am very satisfied.
When you came back from the scriptures, your master was considered to be well-led, decisive and wise, and was promoted to a higher leadership position. I'm not who I used to be, plus I'm beautiful and handsome. He is literate and knows foreign languages. Bajie used to have problems with philandering, but this year it's not a matter of style, and he was also assigned to be in charge of women's work. A woman's job, but it's convenient. I know your way around here. It's like a duck to water. Friar Sand is considered to have no credit and hard work, with strong logistical support. He was promoted to director of transportation management. Only you, who is said to be grumpy, thoughtless, undisciplined and arrogant, are arranged to be self-employed. Since then, I have been thinking about advocating that heroes are useless. People should be practical. Life is full of corners, don't go in the wrong direction. I see through this society. Just make some money. I am also very satisfied. So, I'd better go my own way and let people talk casually.
I have a good life now. I have my own villa, my own car and my own children. You may not know that I was there when you started your own business and returned to Huaguoshan. Heaven and earth? Sitting on the stage. Then I met your master. Your master doesn't shout all day now? Help me, apprentice? What a nerd. Because of the foundation of chanting, I also know foreign languages of several countries. So she sings very well and often comes to spend money with us. And now I'm crowding around. It's amazing. Your master still has a good sense of humor. He said my skin was white and my bones were beautiful. This is why I am called Bai, which makes me feel flattered.
Because we have met several times, your master wants me to accompany him every time he comes. He told me that when he came back, he married his daughter's country. He also said that their feelings are not harmonious, and that woman has now become a tigress, nagging every day, checking the phone and QQ chat records. More importantly, since the birth of the child, the woman has suddenly gained weight, which is unbearable and quite offensive to the audience. Your master also said that he had a crush on me, but he didn't dare to take the liberty because he was inspecting himself organizationally. He would have come to me when he came back, but the woman's father and his boss are family friends and dare not offend. In a word, your master wants me to stay with him, and you can give me anything except birthright. Later, I moved to the villa your master gave me. Your master also gave me a white horse instead of a BMW. Although I know that there are women besides your master, including Spider Spirit, he changed his file, changed his age and arranged for reception in another unit. There are many clues, but there is nothing I can do. Last year, I gave birth to a son. I dare not call it Tang, but later it was called Bai Tang. I'll go with you later. Only candy for my grandchildren,
Mr. Sun, don't be angry and don't despise me. With you, although I am famous, I don't have a lot of money. You may not know that I am afraid of poverty. We can't afford to buy a house now, and we can't live in a cave all our lives. Peaches are worthless now, and they are not as good as me at the end of the season. Heaven and earth? I made a lot of money in one night. How will I live in the future? I have to raise my children and send them to school. It's too hard to remember. Now, as long as you have money, you will treat others with special respect, regardless of the source of the money and whether it is clean or not. You said you run a martial arts school, but I think I'd better forget it. You know how to persist, but you can't beat Jay Chou's nunchakus, so you can make money. I can only say that you take care. You should take good care of yourself and peel peaches. Now peaches have pesticides, so they can't be washed clean. There is no water in water curtain cave. The waterfall in front is fake. It was pumped by the travel company. It is said that Niu Wangmo died of lead poisoning in drinking water. Please go and see Princess Tiefan when you are free. She's a widow, and her life is very sad. The superior issued several barrels of gutter oil, so don't let him eat it. Maybe there's hope. Zhu Zhujing's daughter is also poisoned by drinking milk. It's pathetic.
see you again
Bai who once worshipped you.
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White letter to the Monkey King (3)
Dear Monkey Brother:
Hello! First of all, congratulations on exorcism all the way. After eighty-one difficulties, I finally went to the west and achieved the true scriptures, which can be described as a complete merit. I heard that your master became a grand marshal, married the king of the daughter country, and was in power in the ruling and opposition; Pig Bajie was reinstated and is now the owner of Tianhe Real Estate, as rich as oil; After being reinstated, Friar Sand is also developing tourism projects in Liusha River. It is said that he will build a super spaceship to let ordinary people travel to Liusha River. The little dragon horse has returned to the East China Sea, and it is estimated that it will soon be the Dragon King; Only you, Monkey, although you are also the overlord of Huaguo Mountain, what do you have? Peaches, how much can peaches be worth a catty? Now hybrid peaches are big, sweet and cheap. Will people want your sour peaches? Monkey, I advise you to change your temper. Don't dance with a stick all day. You will grin at everyone, or you will be crushed under Wuzhishan again. Monkey, learn from your younger brother, ask them to give generously to rebuild Guo Huashan, publicize the fact that the heavenly soldiers were going to cross Guo Huahe in those days, and gather popularity. This will bring you rich benefits, and maybe you can be your bully with relish.
Brother Monkey, your three sticks left an unforgettable memory for me. I thought at the beginning, after thousands of years of penance, I became a person, a pyramid scheme boss? Eating Tang seng meat can make you live forever? With my enthusiastic encouragement, I was able to do such a nasty thing, but what did I get? I sacrificed my own color, which has made your master happy. The pig's mouth drools, and Friar Sand has a bag of dirt. Leave it alone, and I can eat less Tang monk meat. It's just that you don't know amorous feelings, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon. It's not good for me. You should hate it, but somehow, I still have a crush on you. I swear that you will not marry in this life and wait for your triumph in the Western Heaven.
Monkey, you never know. After you went west, I don't know how many years passed, and I finally recovered my original appearance. I jumped for joy and fell into the puddle without thinking. Only then did I know that my thousand-year practice was destroyed, and I was so desperate! Do you know, monkey? On your way to the west, you met so many demons. Who ate the Tang monk meat? How many were beaten back to their original shape and left to fend for themselves? Oh, I see, because I'm just a little devil with no power, no money, no background. When I stumbled out of the mountain, fatigue and hunger were like two curses, which tortured me to death. Helpless, I reached out and stole a steamed bread and found it without eating it. The boss made me wash dishes for ten days as compensation. Just as I was in a panic, a burly man came out of the shop. He studied my face carefully, handed me a bowl of noodles and some steamed buns, and then said to me while watching me wolf down? I'm an agent. Judging from your figure and voice, it's a pity not to be a singer. ?
This is the first time I've ever been in a hotel. The splendor of the hotel made me enter the big garden like grandma Liu, which was dizzying. When I was combing my black hair in front of the mirror after taking a shower, the man came in somehow. In this way, I lost my virginity Brother Monkey, I regret it! But what can we do? Because at this time I am a weak woman without any magic!
Brother Monkey, I am a remnant flower, and I don't deserve you at all. That man said he would package me and made me famous. He asked me to perform many extremely obscene gestures every day; Wear translucent clothes and bare breasts; Speak loudly ... what can I do but obey in order to see you again?
Monkey, I still remember the first time I went on stage. At that time, my agent kept telling me to take off my clothes backstage until there was only a bra and underwear left. I went to the front desk and took a piss. As soon as I sang the lyrics, the audience called me off. There's nothing I can do. I opened the belt of my bra, and suddenly, my white breasts shook from side to side in mid-air. Monkey, I really want to find a hole to drill down, but for you, what can I do but endure?
The next day, my photo made headlines in major newspapers, and of course, there were snow-white breasts hanging in the air. I was so angry that people came to me in an endless stream that I almost broke the door of the hotel. Invite me to shoot an advertisement; Ask me to sign; Ask me to sing; I was asked to sleep with me ..... and I was invited to play the No.1 girl in a TV series, which made me confused and confused.
Monkey, I'll tell you a secret. I really met your master. He gained a lot of weight. When he arrived at the hotel, he squandered the night's revelry. In the evening, after our passion, your master fell in my arms and cried. He blames you for ruining his good deeds, so he cannot be my first man. He also said that I know I am a monster, but my appearance and figure are too perfect, so? You'd rather spend your life than be a ghost? ; I regret that I shouldn't have accepted your colleague who jumped out of the stone; What else did you say? Although I am very successful now, I am always unsatisfactory in front of the powerful queen. Finally, I swear to God that as long as I am his lover, he can give me anything except birthright. Well, it's better to wait on him than to live in a brothel. So I became your master's canary. ....
Monkey, you must think I am a heinous woman! Hug your master and say I love you. I really can't help it, because I am dragging my broken body. Can I marry you? Besides, I'm a singer. Forget me! Monkey, maybe you don't remember me at all. Find a powerful woman and live a good life! Oh! By the way, the Monkey King, you are old. Don't be picky. I heard that the cow died, and Princess Tiefan is still a widow. Maybe she is waiting for you! Monkey, marry Princess Iron Fan into the palace! There may be no shop after this village. At least, she can bring you more fame and status! Monkey, please think about it.
Goodbye, monkey, no, don't see me again. I will deeply bury my thoughts about you in my heart and silently wish a happy life.
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2. A letter to the Monkey King.
3. The communication between the Monkey King and Bai.
The Monkey King sent a letter to Zhu Bajie.
5. Zhu Bajie's letter to the Monkey King
6. Zhu Bajie's letter to the Monkey King
7. A letter from Pig Bajie to Tang Priest