Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

3. If you have more patience, you will have less regrets. Turn your back a few more times, and there will be a few more steps.

4. If you can't listen to it for a few more times, you will make much ado about nothing. Talk less and leave more room.

5. A smile beats a lifetime, and a tear returns a person. A flower blooms and a flower falls. After all these years, no one asked.

6. Happiness will not always knock on the door, and people who love you will not always appear. When someone is willing to pay silently for you and endure change, please remember to cherish it. Because, some people missed it and really never came back.

7, color, only faint, deep will fade; Life is very simple, and it will deteriorate if it is complicated.

8. Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.

9. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

10, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent.

In a word, 40 classic hilarious quotations _ Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

1 What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Four people can't judge a book by its cover, and neither can a third person.

Loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; You have nothing to say when someone is listening!

6 wait for the mother-in-law to deliver the goods.

7 delicious but jiaozi, fun but sister-in-law.

Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized.

Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

10 I swear never to swear again!

In a word, 40 classic hilarious quotations _ Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

Everyone I meet at 1 1 is an NpC in my life!

12 There are some things in life. If you miss a moment, you miss a lifetime.

13 mom doesn't have to worry about my study here. She has a textbook in one hand and a lighter in the other. She won't order anything there.

14 Four years in college, no girl asked me for directions. Today, I drove my BMW back to my alma mater for the first time to do something. As a result, five girls came to ask for directions in a short time.

15 oh, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

16 the head teacher came into the classroom angrily and said to the students, I will put up with it if you call me Chinese Zhang, but why do you call the new teacher Fan, who teaches politics, a political prisoner?

17 Get up every morning and yell: Fuck Japan. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

18 I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years!

How did 19 die? Not so poor as to die.

20 was unplugged before he had time to flirt.

2 1 people are not smart, and they are as bald as others! ! !

You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

The best poet in China is in a mental hospital.

In high school, everyone has a badge. Before an inspection, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, everyone put on their bras quickly. When the inspection came, the whole room was silent.

Listening to you saved me ten books.

Everyone has a bad stool sometimes!

The three most painful things for men: being caught by a lover to accompany his wife to buy food; Caught by his wife shopping with sympathizers; Trapped in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.

When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After that, you said to the toilet with a ferocious face: you shit for me! Then flush the toilet.

If you hate a man, turn his woman into Chris Lee, so that he can't enjoy the happiness of his upper body. If you hate a woman, beat her man into Chris Lee, so that she can't enjoy the happiness of the lower body.

Everyone pretends to understand, but even a few idiots still don't.

3 1 A real warrior should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

33 《XX simulcast ":The leaders were very busy in the first 10 minute, the people of the whole country were very happy in the middle 10 minute, and the whole world was in dire straits after 10 minute.

Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper.

You must come to be my partner on the wedding day, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.

I'm so pure, I'm a little shameless!

It's good to know what you are.

Deputy Minister of People's Republic of China (PRC) People's Committee!

What is 40 years old? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really. .

In a word, Ren Lei's classic signboard: Everything is falling in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

In a word, Ren Lei's classic signature: Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

1, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

2, my heart is so small, how can I hold a person like you?

Not afraid to tell the truth, just afraid that you can't stand the blow.

4, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old and my sisters will be knocked down.

5. Whenever I want to cherish it, you fucking leave first.

6. Be a man and bear every slap that fate gives you.

7. Don't seduce others just because I can't live without you.

Don't touch the person I love, even if I'm not around.

9. Listen to what others say and make up your own mind.

10, I am a woman you can never control.

1 1, I look like you.

12, I struggle with one thing every day. Why did the money disappear when it was spent?

13. Go your own way and let those idiots envy you.

14, others praised my story of disim, but I didn't look so good. Actually, I'm greedy.

15, I am not a superman, why should I declare war on the world for me?

16. The man who came home early told his wife a story. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

17, you are 2, I am 4, you are 2 or 2.

18, I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy, but I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

19, if I were a man in my next life, I would marry a woman like me.

I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

2 1, the greatest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

22. You are wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I brush it, you are Hami, I am melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

23, the mountain is not high, there is a fairy in the name; There is not much water, as long as you can drink it.

24. I will pursue my ideal, otherwise I will die unsatisfied.

People say I look like Hou, but I really want to tell you that I am your ancestor.

26. It feels natural to smile when taking pictures, but it looks like facial paralysis at first glance.

27. I don't have a man, so I am fatter in winter.

The happiest thing I can think of is watching you have bad luck every day.

29. As you sow, you reap, and as you sow, you reap.

I thought I could surprise you this time, but I didn't want to scare you.

3 1, I will cut off all my fingernails in the future to prove that I hurt myself in order to come.

You must admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is funnier than jokes.

33. I can live without my mobile phone, but I can't live without it.

34. It is best to celebrate an important event like National Day for one month.

35, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister has a heart.

36. It's not that easy to lose weight, just because your meat is delicate.

Of all the people, I care about myself the most.

38. Even if you don't know what you do, it's really hard for you.

39. I really want to throw you away, you useless thing. What hurts?

40. I didn't learn to be strong, I just forced myself to be brave.

4 1. Say sorry to yourself, and you will get yourself into trouble for life.

42. Love disappeared, and we lost our way in the process of desperately running away.

Even if the whole world betrays me, I will not betray myself.

44. Whether you like it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, and whether you can be together are three different things.

45. You want to be with her, but don't look at yourself. Are you worth it?

46. Even if you can wrestle the next second, you will still fall this second. Do you think you are a god?

I won't allow you to disturb my firmness, because your alarm clock makes me sleep badly every day.

48. There was once a man who taught you how to love, but he no longer loved.

49. I am selfish, you are a playboy, I hide, and you cheat. We have our own problems.

50. There is always a protagonist and a supporting role in love. Tired will always be the protagonist, injured will always be the supporting role.

Make sentences with more and more what.

1. Love is like a long river. While gathering its tributaries, its Xiangjiang River is becoming wider and wider, and its bottom is becoming more and more unfathomable.

The weather is changing rapidly, and the dark clouds in the sky are getting thicker and darker. It seems that night has come.

It's getting dark Dark clouds are as low as the market. The clouds are getting thicker and the sky is getting lower and lower. At that time, it was dark. A terrible darkness tried to devour the whole world like a greedy demon.

In the dark, a little fire moves from a distance, getting bigger and brighter.

Nowadays, students' diplomas are getting higher and higher, and employment opportunities are getting wider and wider.

6. If you are picky and want to pick out any shortcomings, you will only feel that the magical full moon is getting more and more round in your eyes, and it will always be a delicate circle.

7. Old people's hair is getting less and less and whiter.

8. This loneliness is as great as a glacier on the permafrost outside. Year after year, it accumulates higher and higher on the destroyer Xuefeng, never melting, getting higher and sharper. But one day, when the weight of loneliness exceeds the limit, it will collapse and the avalanche will devour the whole world.

9. Summarizing successful experiences can make people more and more intelligent, and summarizing the reasons for failure can make people more and more cautious.

10, the cold winter has arrived, and the trees that can't stand the cold have withered and fallen leaves long ago, but the osmanthus trees still stand proudly. Its leaves are getting thicker, harder and darker. Although there is no oily green luster in summer, the branches and leaves of the tree are still full of vitality and strive for progress.

1 1, they are getting richer and more self-centered. What they build in charm is an extension of their own bodies. We lock ourselves behind wealth, grow inward and create a seamless personal world.

Trust is life. With the growth of trust, you will enjoy more and more rich life.

13, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, the days are getting more and more prosperous, the world is getting more and more exciting, the mood is getting more and more happy, the wealth is getting richer, and life is getting more and more enjoyable. May happiness stick to you more and more!

14, her speech speed is getting faster and faster, her voice is getting clearer and clearer, like a cannon.

15, time makes the deep things deeper and deeper, and the shallow things become shallower and shallower.

16, you are a loser, no shame. You are a failure to beautify yourself, which is very shameful. If any failure gives you a moral advantage, you will get more and more failures as you wish, and then become more and more noble.

17, Your Highness Jesus, if you have time to go to the underworld, you will see a large area of Manzhu Shahua. Day after day, they become stronger and sadder.

I hope that in the future, our world will become more and more beautiful and people's hearts will become more and more pure.

19. With the development of science and technology, people are increasingly dependent on electronic products.

20. The bigger the cowhide is, the less skills it has; Temper is getting bigger and bigger, talent is getting less and less; The courage is getting bigger and bigger, and the measurement is getting less and less; The harder you fight, the less motivated you are; Power is getting bigger and bigger, and prestige is getting lower and lower; The shelf is getting bigger and bigger, and the personality is getting smaller and smaller. People should be modest!

2 1. Suddenly, raindrops as big as soybeans fell obliquely, and the ground blossomed everywhere like pockmarked faces. The rain is getting heavier, more urgent and more oblique. In a short time, the water on the ground became a river.

22. The dark clouds in the sky are getting lower and darker. After a while, a gust of wind blew. The wind shook the tree. Lightning flashed across the sky in Wan Li, thunder rumbled and heavy rain fell from the sky. In this way, a thunderstorm came to the earth and moistened everything on the earth.

23. There are more and more friends, and fewer and fewer people can talk confidentially.

24. The weather is getting colder and colder, there are fewer and fewer green leaves on the trees, and winter is slowly coming to us.

25, mass line activities, leading cadres should take the lead, and strive to solve the fundamental problems of cadres' houses getting bigger and bigger, cars getting more and more expensive, eating and drinking more and more, more and more cadres, less and less work.

26, sometimes busy, sometimes forgotten; Sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy. But no matter what, I will remember to miss you. I wish my friends: life is getting better and better, and my mood is getting better and better!

27. They feel more and more in control of their desires: they know what they want and their minds are clearer and clearer. They know what is their happiness and what is their freedom.

28. One practice after another is endless. After every exercise, I found that people's hearts are contracting inward. More and more people can't touch other people's hearts, and more and more people can't hear the truth. I have hidden my heart deep myself, as if people have reached the edge of the abyss, stepping on thin ice with their feet trembling, just to save themselves.

29, knocking on the keyboard, being pushed forward by the network, the text is getting more and more classic, but the heart is getting more and more desolate.

30. The cities are more and more developed and the greening is more and more beautiful.

3 1. Lightning is getting brighter and thunder is getting louder and louder. Then the bean-sized raindrops rolled down from the air and rattled the windows. In the blink of an eye, raindrops turned into many silk threads, which fell from the sky with overwhelming force and went straight to the ground.

The most beautiful thing in summer is the sunset. The blue sky in the west seems to have been painted golden yellow by a skilled painter, and the color is getting lighter and lighter until it disappears without a trace. This scene is really colorful.

33. As cars become cheaper, the degree of pollution will increase faster and faster.

34. The biggest comfort of queuing for meals in the canteen is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people behind.

35. There are more and more troubles, and fewer and fewer people can say it. You should learn to take everything on your own.

36. In spring, bamboo forests are green. Bamboo shoots grow out, and slowly, buds grow on bamboo shoots and become greener and bigger. Pick a young leaf at hand, put it to your mouth, gently blow it, and make a beautiful sound. Like a whistle. Every spring, the bamboo forest will make a beautiful whistle.

37. My academic performance is getting better and better, and my mother is getting happier.

38. Do food processing today, chain hotels tomorrow, network technology the day after tomorrow, and cultural media the day after tomorrow. In short, what high-end fashion does feels better and better, and the profits are getting less and less.

39. The weather is getting colder and colder, the wind is getting stronger and the hands are getting colder and colder! But all this can't stop me from having a fiery heart! A heart that loves you! Dear, may my love bring you warmth and happiness in the cold winter!

40. My whole body is getting harder and harder, only one place is getting softer and softer.

4 1, gradually, wax oil dripped like tears, and the candles became smaller and shorter. Soon, the burning flame devoured the whole body of the candle. It bought people's light with life. It lives forever in the fire, creates happiness in pain, and feels gratified in dedication.

42. In the smoke, the past is vivid, the mind is more and more clear, but the heart is more and more lonely. I am willing to enjoy this loneliness.

43. More unconsciousness will be drawn into consciousness, and your flame will get bigger and bigger and more vital. In this way, you can see more, you can touch more, you can smell more, and your behavior will present a new quality, a sacred quality.

44. What should we do in a world where cattle people come forth in large numbers? Smart people are getting smarter, more and more aware that they are not smart, more and more aware of how to become smarter, and more and more aware of where smart people in different fields are. Incompetent people never feel incompetent, because they have no ability to distinguish between capable and incompetent.

45. There are fewer and fewer white flowers and more and more balls. The longer it grows, the bigger it turns yellow. Later, it turned into a small red lantern, which was as mouth-watering as a red persimmon covered with branches. I think, although it can't be eaten, it makes my windowsill and my home decoration beautiful and brings us beautiful enjoyment.

46. I like sunflowers. My family grows a lot of sunflowers. The newly sprouted sunflower is as thin as a needle and as red as blood. Within a few days, thin stems and small leaves were pulled out and returned to the roots. Gradually, the leaves and stems are getting bigger and longer, which looks like a small forest from a distance.

47. Why do people need presbyopia? Is to make the world more and more blurred, more and more impressionist and more beautiful. One's life is spent in clarity and ambiguity. When they were young, their eyes were blurred and clear. When I am old, my eyes are blurred and my heart is clear. It can also be regarded as reducing pain!

48. Gradually, a piece of Xia Hong appeared in the east, and then the scope of Xia Hong became bigger and bigger, and it became more and more red. I stared at this piece of Xia Hong, and slowly the sun emerged vertically, semicircle and oblate, and then the whole sun appeared before our eyes. It is so bright red that it is not dazzling at all.

49, the wind, suddenly there is no sound, I gradually can't see anything, only hear the cries of camels in the slaughter room getting louder and louder, and the whole sky is gradually filled with the huge echo of camels crying, hanging over me like thunder.

50. Light grows by itself. As long as you become quieter and more focused, the light will come to you automatically, and you don't need to go anywhere.

5 1, the sky is getting darker and darker, and the mood is getting more and more excited, because the snow is getting heavier. Small snowflakes are spinning in the air, dancing beautiful aerial ballet and spreading on the earth.

52. Inadvertently recalling the road I have traveled, the things I have encountered, and the people I have forgotten are getting farther and farther away from me, becoming more and more blurred.

53. The sun rises higher and higher, getting warmer and warmer, with more and more vitality. Under the sunshine, feathered birds take off for food, creatures run and jump, people open windows for lighting, go out for exercise and step out of the warm hall. The sun touches everything, and everything enjoys the sunshine, bathes in its warmth and is busy with its own hopes.

54. The dark clouds are rolling down, the thunder is getting louder and louder, the lightning is getting brighter and brighter, the leaves on the tree are still, and the cicadas are not chirping. Suddenly a strong wind shook the branches. A spider fell off the net and slipped away.

55. I wore a robe full of lice, which I hadn't washed for nineteen years. When I approached the tail of nineteen, I turned and walked backwards on the road of time, so I was glad to see that the youth I had experienced was getting longer and longer, and then I ignored that the remaining youth was getting shorter and shorter.

56. I used to pray that Mu Yan would turn around. With such a slim hope, I forgot the time. Finally, he is getting closer and closer to me, but he is not satisfied at all. On the contrary, he wants more.

57. Our life is getting better and better and our income is getting higher and higher.

58. Now living conditions are getting better and better, and people's lives are getting more and more comfortable.

If you read more and more books, you will gain more and more knowledge.

If you feel more and more tired during the competition, there must be something wrong with you. You have to make your opponent more and more tired, and you are more and more happy. But it turns out.

6 1. With the development and progress of society, the improvement of productivity and the rapid development of science and technology, the competition and pressure in people's lives are increasing, and the role of mental health is becoming more and more important. Good psychological quality is a powerful backing for people to work comfortably and succeed in their careers.

62. I hope that the life of all of us is getting better and better, and I hope that the world will become more and more caring, caring for the poor and caring for the weak; I hope that the rich will continue to have money, but don't forget to repay the society occasionally.

63. When there are more and more people in the world who make us unhappy, there are more and more things that make us unhappy, perhaps because we are becoming more and more stubborn and our minds are beginning to block.

64. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

65. Be crazy once in your life, whether it's for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream. Time makes deep things deeper and deeper, and makes shallow things shallower and shallower. The happiest thing is to make some memories warmer than spring with the people you love.

66. More and more places have been visited, and less and less scenery is remembered.

67. When the degree of love is deeper and deeper, the degree of acceptance is higher and higher, and then even the shortcomings will be liked!

We must keep a new starting point. If you always set out again and again, you can constantly overcome all the puzzles. I won't feel tired, and I will always have the desire to continue shooting. With the continuous maturity, it becomes easier to capture the moment, and the experience becomes more and more sensitive and fascinating.

69. I think when they reach a certain age, some people will be afraid to grow up. It seems that men are getting older and wives are getting younger.

70. There are more and more kinds of food, and fewer and fewer people dare to eat it.

7 1. Now the economy is developing faster and faster and the competition is becoming more and more fierce.

72. The cloudless clear sky in Wan Li was originally light blue, like clear water. Now the blue is getting heavier and heavier, bluer and thicker, like the sea water deepening layer by layer.

73. There are more professors and fewer teachers; More and more doctors, less and less knowledge; More and more people fall in love, and fewer and fewer people fall in love with learning; There are more and more drills and less and less research.

74. The cloudless sky in Wan Li was originally light blue, like clear sea water. Now the blue is getting heavier and heavier, bluer and thicker, like the sea water deepening layer by layer.

75. With the progress of society, people's living standards are getting higher and higher, and the pace of life is getting faster and faster!

76. Modern society is becoming more and more tolerant of the relationship between men and women, but people's ethical concepts are increasingly lacking and misplaced twice, with more freedom and less constraints. At this time, when you are tempted, people will go downstream.

77. Gradually, the remaining pepper seedlings in the flowerpot grow stronger and stronger, and there are more and more leaves. One day, I actually found small white flowers between leaves and stems, which made these peppers more beautiful.

78. As more and more people leave, it becomes more and more important to stay.

79. The first time you kissed me was the last time I kissed you. Every trip will meet you younger. I know you more and more, but you are more and more strange to me, until one day you don't know me. Your first meeting was my farewell.

80. The solstice of winter is coming, and the days are getting longer and longer. The solstice of winter is coming, and the light is getting longer and longer; The solstice of winter is coming, and the sunshine is getting longer and longer; The solstice of winter is coming. I wish you more and more happiness, better luck and longer life.

8 1, the welfare of officials is getting better and better, and the life of the people is getting harder and harder.

82. True happiness in the world is extremely simple. People despise and reject God's gift, and they are determined to seek happiness elsewhere. As a result, life has become more and more complicated and unfortunate.

83. I have lived in the countryside since I was a child, and I have a deep memory of the countryside. It will not disappear with the passage of time, but will become stronger, clearer and more affectionate. Curved rivers, quiet villages, vast blue sky, long white clouds, gurgling streams and narrow bridges constitute the poetic outline of my hometown.