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1. Why do beautiful girls always follow an ugly boyfriend who looks like a pig?

If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely turn over a new leaf next semester.

As the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and it is better to be stupid than people.

I can bear hardships very much. On second thought, I can only do the first five words.

You must be homeless in your last life, so let's live like this in this life.

If I don't carry my schoolbag, I can even draw with you.

7. You have a glass cup in your hand, and when you put it down, it becomes glass slag.

8. I don't know if your mind has ever swam in the water, jumping over toads and walking past donkeys.

9, I am delicious, you can only choose the same! I choose you, you buy me something delicious!

10, if one day I answer the phone in a strange tone, please know that I am either abducted or my mother is around.

1 1, it's not easy to look good and cheat. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

12, a good man is not allowed to be cool with his wife, not allowed to make her jealous, he must give in when quarreling, and he must hold on when he is beaten!

13, nima, don't always ask me whether my wife is more important or my brother is more important. Just be gay.

14, I wish the dreams of those children who insist on failing the course when they clearly review well come true.

15, people review before the exam, Nima, I seem to be previewing when I open the book!

16, the biggest regret in life is that I can't kiss myself.

17, rock, paper, scissors, if you lose, it's mine, if you win, it's mine.

18, when I tried to have a cup of tea, I found that there were too many teas at that time.

19, don't pretend to be Bao Qingtian just because you have a scar on your head!

My biggest dream is to break my sleep record.

2 1, people, born in bed, died in bed, want to live to die, but also in bed.

22. I want to be like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

23. Sometimes I find myself ugly and take out my ID card to find that I think too much.

24. I don't want to take the test paper or look at the scores. This is not cool at all.

25. My wife likes watching penguins, so we are going to Africa, and we can see kangaroos by the way.

26. Teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't always hold parent-teacher conferences.

27. Only those who do well in the exam will say that they failed in the exam, and they don't even want to say the real scum.

28. My most insidious, worst and biggest plot is to make you fall in love with me.

29. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why is there so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

I have a dream since I was a child, that is, everyone in China will give me a dollar.

3 1, don't laugh suddenly when playing mobile phone at home, or your parents will think you are in love.

32. People who say I have a plan come and tell me how you can see that I have a plan.

33. invigilator+geographical location+student friendliness in the examination room+mobile phone traffic+mobile phone search speed = test scores.

34. How many beautiful legs are ruined on the face, how many beautiful women are ruined on the body, how many beautiful men are ruined on the height, and how many infatuated men are ruined on poverty.

35. How many students will write the solution first even if they can't do that math problem!

I really love quilts, but the alarm clock doesn't think so.

37. In the room, hang conan wants to fail.

38. I don't want exams, comments or rankings, because that's not cool at all.

39, as the old class said, the final exam results are related to your New Year! !

40, in fact, we see that the test paper and the teacher's response to the answer sheet are the same: this TM thing!

4 1, homework 3, please respect yourself, I have a winter vacation.

42, a winter vacation is only 20 days! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

43. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

44. Quarrel as a child is as simple as this: "You are a pig", "You are a pig" and "Rebound!" "The rebound is invalid!"

45. Daily: I am a big hero Rain Orange: I am a big hero Daily: You are a superwoman