1. Even if you are single, you can still live a prosperous life.

2. My wife said: Compare which of these two fish is handsome, the handsome one will be tomorrow’s dish.

3. I am still the good bad man.

4. One day your name will appear in my family’s household registration book

5. I am not a horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.

6. Even if a man has countless women, he is still lonely inside.

7. In fact, I just want to go to the beach to watch the sunset with you.

8. Use flowers to cover up my missing you

9. As long as I am lonely, you really don’t have to smile in my memories.

10. Which moment is the last moment. I know you are the most reluctant person in my life.

11. I just want you to know that every time I try my best, not my best.

12. A man should be a man, and stand by his wife at critical moments to give her enough support

13. Happiness is a virus, and I am the source of the virus, infecting you. Infecting the whole world

14. But love is sometimes kind and sometimes cruel. How can I love him as much as I love you without hesitation.

15. I have been obsessed with you for a long time, and I have become a bit narcissistic!

16. Brother, I am a half-hearted man, who told me to love women.

17. Since you say you have grown up, don’t cry! Take more responsibility!

18. I wish someone would tell me right now that I will accompany you from now on.

19. Money can be spent for fun, but brothers can’t finish their work. Don’t lose your brothers just for a few dollars.

20. I am willing to stay by your side for the rest of my life, because I love you so much.

21. If you don’t say that, you really think I am a pure man.

22. I have been jealous since I was a child, and I love being "jealous" even more when I grow up. I get jealous whenever my wife says something good about other boys.

23. My dear, from now on, I will cherish you, every day, hour, hour, minute and second. Whether it is now or in the future, I just want to cherish you.

24. A man must be able to protect at least four things: the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms, and the brothers around him.

25. I have no luggage and I travel alone.

26. There is a kind of person who likes everyone to surround her. I want to say, are you worthy of me?

27. It’s good to listen to English songs. I haven’t gotten tired of listening to them for half a year because I don’t understand them.

28. Indiscriminate, no reason. Just to know how you feel about me.

29. Use my gentleness to create a whole world for you

30. Don’t think that if you act coquettishly, whatever you do wrong is worthy of forgiveness.

31. I love you, the principle of endless cycles.

32. Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain to hold you.

33. The promise he gave is a lie, and the promise I gave will never be seen.

34. The four major pitfalls: no one comes to treat guests, no one calls the BB machine, and the wife won’t let you make trouble. If you want to make trouble, you have to wear a condom.

35. There are endless wild flowers everywhere, but I prefer you, the wildest among them.

36. I am quitting smoking to remember my image as a good citizen.

37. I am not Lei Feng. Don’t let me help you. I am not that great.

38. I am not your Bibabu, and I will not be chewed out by you. Big bubbles.

39. I am Ultraman, and I am worth having.

40. A true warrior dares to face his girlfriend who is taking off her makeup!