2. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.
A very fat woman got on the bus and couldn't find a seat, so she had to pull the pull ring on the bus. Unexpectedly, the driver suddenly braked, and the fat woman pulled off the pull ring and jumped in front of the driver. The driver looked at her and the pull ring on her hand and said angrily, "There are three sets. Send the driver an autographed photo!" "
A crab bit a tiger and ran away. The tiger chased the crab into a forest and the crab disappeared. Looking around, the tiger looked up and saw a spider wandering on the internet. The tiger said, well, I didn't know you when you were online?