You are really a scum among scum, a great man among animals.

You are a cucumber, or a bump, but you are not photographed!

Guess what? I like my ass better when I see your face.

You want to die, don't you If you want to be with Tang Sanzang, just say so.

The only contribution you have made to the world is your self-destructive abnormal personality.

How dare you show off your ignorance here?

You are not good at being a man, you are not good at being a ghost, you are not good at being reborn, and you are a pineapple heart in the afterlife. Throw it away after eating it.

I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

Look at your classic and lethal face, which deserves my apology. I look like I swallowed a fly.

Oh, dear! You said your family was poor. You said you were standing in the wind and rain with PHS, and your left hand turned into your right hand, but your right hand couldn't get through!

People don't attack me. I am not a prisoner. Do you really think you are a few catties and two ounces? The sun will revolve around you, the moon will rise for you, the flood will call you, and the wind will blow you. You think you are Pangu?

Last time my pig hit you, you didn't even say thank you. Do you know how determined and brave my pig is to hit you?

You are so old, and you still love to talk. You have an ugly face. If you have nothing to do, you can give me a hand and walk around with your hands in your pockets. You can meet a net friend if you have nothing to do. You basically rely on shaking in winter. The only relative is the dog.

1. Do you think you can go back to childhood by pretending to be cute?

Don't look up, just look up and the ozone layer will be broken.

Go back and buy two bottles of Yan Fujie to wipe your face.

4. Are you great? No, it's just supported by the Animal Protection Association.

You are so shameless and heartless, so your weight should be light, right?

6. Smoking while walking, you think you are a steam train.

7. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

8. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't scold your mother all the time. You almost fell in love with your mother.

9. The smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Has anyone seen you?

10. As far as your eyes are concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.

1 1. Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

12. I have a good relationship with this and that all day, but what are you in the eyes of others?

13. For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.

14. Tired of walking, he sits here, and the dog sits here, one side is high. People who come over wonder: Whose twin is this?

15. When you meet someone who loves to take advantage of small things, you can say that if you took someone else's real hand, you would have been paraplegic.