My mother is an impatient angel. I just gave my cry to my father, turned around and flew to heaven.

Fortunately, before flying to the sky, my mother and my father actively used their brains and gave me a great name. I hope I can get it. They hope that as long as I have something in my heart, I can finally get it!

Dad said that if you make a wish every New Year, I will be fine and healthy. If mom is free, come and see me. Mom may really fly back to see me.

Well, at that time, I will hug my mother tightly and kiss her hard, and then I can see her smile as clear as her heart.

Dad said that mom's smile can melt all the sadness.

I have made this wish every year since I was three years old, but my mother has never come to see me. Maybe she is really busy.

What is mother busy with? I asked my father.

Dad said that she was busy flying around, using her fairy wand to make people's tears grow wings and swish away from their faces.

When I was six years old, I took a small turn when I made a wish. I secretly said that besides my mother, I'd better give birth to a younger brother. Why add a more greedy wish? I'll tell you when I have a chance.

One day in June, it was very hot. After a Chinese exam, everyone was too hot to sleep. They crowded into the corridor of the school to play hide and seek.

Several rounds of stone scissors were laid down, leaving me alone in arresting people. After blindfolding, my eyes were dark, and I seemed to sink into the swimming pool, scratching and touching at random, and all I got was handfuls of air.

"I know where you are, wait, wait!" I gasped, held the wall on one side of the corridor, pricked up my ears, and carefully caught the wind and grass around me.

No matter who farts, a person standing there can't see anything but hear his own panting. At that moment, it seemed that you were the only one left in the world, and you were terribly lonely.

"Someone will send it right away, right away, right away! Right away, right away ... "I prayed silently.

At this thought, there really was a person coming grandly, and I grabbed her. Ha, she was so good that she didn't scream or run away. She stood still.

I touched her waist first. It's round and thick, and I can't even catch it with my hands.

She didn't feel well and began to wriggle.

"Don't move, fat girl, I'll know who you are soon!" I took a swig and held her hand tightly.

The back of the meat is fat and hot. "Wu Na, do you think I can't recognize you if I rub my paws hot?" I'm laughing. I want to pinch my fingers one by one.

Hey, your fingertips are hard like calluses? Wu Na's chubby paws are soft and warm in winter and cool in summer.

"What an old hand, what an old hand!" I blurted out that the handkerchief on my eye was loose. "ouch!" "With a scream, I shrank my head and shook my hand at once.

That fat paw belongs to the headmaster!

Look around, those guys are long gone. My head is buzzing and I just want to turn and run. The headmaster bent down and grabbed my hand. "Veteran? Just to explain the meaning of' old'? "

Oh, isn't this the Chinese question that I just took?

"Not tender, calluses. I didn't write' calluses', will I be deducted? " I asked eagerly.

The headmaster nodded and shook his head again: "no, think again!" " The headmaster is a special Chinese teacher in the city.

"That veteran, the veteran is a good person who plays games!" I am inspired again.

The snake in dad's mobile phone has been blown up by me, and even dad can't beat me. I just kept playing and playing until I knew it was good. Its head didn't move, so I know which direction it turned. My fingers know which key to move without going through the brain center.

"Yes, that's wrong!" The headmaster smiled. "Playing a good game is just one of the old hands."

"Then I'm still an old hand at filling in numbers!" I will add it right away.

In fact, I am tired of doing this kind of problem, and I don't want to know the final accurate answer, because most of them are rigid and not fun at all.

"Oh?" The headmaster straightened up and looked very interested.

"Every time my father buys a welfare lottery ticket, let me fill in the number and then go to the betting point. Because McDull's mother, Mrs McDull, always asked McDull to fill in the lottery number and won the prize, her mother cooked him half a chicken, made fish and fried eggs for McDull at dinner. If my father cooks scrambled eggs with tomatoes for me, I will know that I have won the lottery again. Now you have to vomit when you eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes! "

Father's hobby is very simple, a puppet, two discs and three welfare lottery tickets.

My father and I both love watching McDull's cartoon discs. We like this greedy sleeping under dark circles. When we saw a roast pigeon, we laughed like a little fat pig with persimmon. Let's watch McDull with tomatoes and scrambled eggs or eggs. After reading McDull, my father cleared the table first, and then I lay prone on the table to fill in the lottery ticket. He went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

Mai Tai said to McDull Pig, "Mom only believes in the number you draw and only buys the number you draw."

Dad also told me that dad only believed the number you drew and only bought the number you drew. However, dad will say more than Mrs. Mai, "Because your name is Zhu Ruyi, your mother gave me a magical little girl!" " "

"I wish I could, then," the headmaster smiled a little shyly, fumbled in his trouser pocket and took out a blank piece of paper. "Can you help me fill in some figures? I will also go to buy buy to see it in the future. "

I nodded, also a little shy. I didn't tell the headmaster that my father won almost every time, it was five dollars and ten dollars, and the most time was fifty dollars. Dad added ten yuan and took me to KFC.

"pen!" I spread my palm.

The headmaster immediately put the pen into my hand and didn't forget to tell me, "37 to 7."

"understand! It is to choose 7 numbers from 1 to 37 numbers. " I immediately made the headmaster understand what an old hand is.

Take a deep breath and stick that little piece of white paper on the wall. I began to fill in the numbers and asked, "What's your waistline, headmaster?" I can't ring my hands. I wonder how thick her waist is.

"Two feet, two feet ..." She stuttered a little.

I turned to look at her.

"Well," the headmaster whispered a number under my serious gaze, "two feet seven."

I filled in "27" at the beginning and continued to ask, "How many centimeters is two feet seven?"

"90 centimeters." This time, the headmaster answered quickly. I quickly added "90". I thought it was wrong, so I immediately changed it to "09".

I know that Wu Na's waist is 2 feet 4 inches, which is equivalent to 80 centimeters. Then I filled in "24" and "08".

Three digits short. Hey, hey, I don't want to add mine This girl is a slim girl of one foot eight, which is equivalent to 60 centimeters. I continued to fill in two numbers "18" and "06".

Finally, I stamped my foot and filled in "03", hehe, because I am on the third floor at the moment.

"27 09 24 08 18 06 03。" The headmaster quietly read this string of numbers and rubbed my hair. "Well, I hope so! Wish us good luck! "

On the day of handing out the Chinese paper, I was in a daze at the fork in the road. "Explain the different meanings of' old', veteran, it should be-'not tender'". The headmaster walked into my desk, rubbed my hair clockwise and counterclockwise, and the smile on his face rippled around. "I wish you success!"

On the day of hide-and-seek, the headmaster's son was taking the IELTS test. The nervous headmaster met a little girl named Zhu Ruyuan and couldn't help moving. As I wish, I mentioned that she is an old hand at filling in numbers. The headmaster couldn't help but be moved again and bought the first lottery ticket with the idea of praying for his son's good luck.

As a result, the waistlines of the three "girls" add up to 500 yuan, creating my highest winning record ever!

After asking my advice, the headmaster took it out and added a thick stack of beautiful books to the corner of our class. There was a whole set of McDull's books, which peed far away, perfect stories, quiet voices and mini novels. ...

I like to pee far away, and the story of buying lottery tickets seems to have been told in this book.

Yes, I am sweet from my toes to my hair!

The whole class was sensational, and a little girl named Wish Wish was upgraded to a wishing elf of the whole class.

The second beautiful secret weapon

Swish, swish, swish, countless wishes fly to the wishing genie. Students' wishes are really varied-

Wu Na: I'm only in grade one, about 170CM, 60kg. I strongly hope I won't grow taller and fatter. I strongly hope that I can become short to about 160CM, and the weight of 45kg is enough. I see that almost all the resumes of celebrities weigh exactly the same 45kg. Let me be a small and exquisite girl, I am willing to pay any price! ! !

Cheng: As usual, I want to be admitted to Harvard University, not only because I love learning, but also because I am famous.

Fang Kexin: I hate writing calligraphy every Sunday. I want all the pens in my house to be broken and all the bristles to fall off!

Liu Tianyi: There are many beautiful women and sisters playing with me this summer vacation. I can be an amateur racing champion in the future!

My best friend Xu: I want the signature! Let him listen to me and call me OBBA. That's my brother, haha.

……

I accepted all the promises, because, besides winning the headmaster's lottery, I also have a secret weapon.

That's a pair of beautiful wooden shoes, and the toe is very similar to the dragon boat painted on the Dragon Boat Festival. It is bright red, with beautiful scenery, green Woods, hairy grass and a winding dirt road in front of a tall windmill. It is a typical Dutch pastoral scenery.

This is made of poplar by my father himself. It's not difficult for dad. He can make more complicated puppets. His eyes, nose, eyebrows, hands and feet are lifelike.

As for fairy wand, which I usually play, my father just cuts, cuts and paints.

The mother and father who make the magic girl realize her wish are Cinderella and the prince who found the glass shoes, Thumbelina and the frog prince, snail girl and simple and honest farmer. ...

This is the time to play with puppets or marionettes.

If you play with a wooden puppet, such as "Monkey King Three-Tone Banana Fan", and the monkey king is 1.6 meters tall, then you need mom and dad to add up to be a monkey king.

Dad controls the Monkey King's body and head with a stick, and the Monkey King's hands and feet are manipulated by his mother. At this time, his father and mother became one person, so they fell in love.

What do you mean, as good as a person? Just look at the Monkey King played by Mom and Dad at that time. Perfect, impeccable!

They made a sensation all the way from Shanghai to Holland.

When I was in Holland, my mother saw that the shop was full of colorful wooden shoes, large and small, and she liked them very much, but my father not only refused to buy them for my mother, but also forbade her to buy them herself. My mother is very angry.

Shortly after returning home, my father came to my mother with a pair of bright red wooden shoes and proposed to her.

Dad told mom that in Holland, every man should make at least one pair of wooden shoes in his life. When a boy falls in love with a girl, he should try his best to quietly measure the size of the girl's feet, firmly remember the shape of her feet, make a pair of wooden shoes by himself, and carve the girl's name for her. Girls should judge whether boys are sincere and reliable from whether the wooden shoes are beautifully made and fit.

Dad told mom that he didn't secretly measure the size of mom's feet, but did it according to his usual impression. Every time he dug a knife, he prayed that the shoes would fit. Every time he draws a pen on his shoes, he prays that she must like the colors and patterns I draw.

Dad finally asked his mother nervously if he would let him put on these shoes for her himself. If these shoes fit and she likes them, will he promise to be his bride?

Other brides may wear red leather shoes and red silk shoes, but my mother made a bride wearing red wooden shoes. ...

When my mother was about to fly to the sky, my father cried and said that he would never make a second pair of wooden shoes again.

My mother asked my father to carve my name on my left foot, because my right foot is engraved with my mother's name. Mom said she gave me shoes because angels don't wear shoes.

Mom also said that if the little girl has any wish in the future, she will tell the wooden shoes that it will come true in the end, I promise. She gently touched her father's face, and two beautiful dimples appeared on her face, and her father's tears immediately flew away from her face.

I measured my mother's wooden shoes quietly. My mother's feet are 35 yards, a pair of small and beautiful feet.

Dad says mom has small eyes and dimples. Dad likes to call these two dimples Mom's wine garden, which is sweet and mellow.

I grew up to 12 years old. Wouldn't it be a pity if my mother knew that I was a little girl with big feet and was 38 yards?

Because of the rainy day, I walked across the pond casually in wooden shoes like dragon boat, and I couldn't do anything cool.

However, my mother's wooden shoes are more magical than stepping on a pond. As long as I make a wish to them, my angel mother will come to help me realize my wish.

I put my classmates' wishes in two shoes, the unfulfilled ones in my mother's right shoe, and continue to let them ferment and heat up, and the realized ones in my left shoe are called wishes.

Because there is no time limit for many wishes, owners who have not realized their wishes for the time being can wait patiently and securely.

One day, I tidied up my wishes in my left shoe and couldn't help laughing while tidying up. What strange wishes they have, they are all boys-

Zhang Haonan: I hope God can take back my ability to speak. One day this Thursday, I woke up and found that I couldn't speak, and everything else was normal.

As a result, on that Thursday, Chinese teachers, English teachers and political teachers scrambled to memorize texts, sentence patterns and political definitions. Unfortunately, Zhang was smoked three times, but fortunately he escaped three times because of a cold.

There are two notes in the direction, a wish and a report on the realization of a wish-

1, growing up, I only had a high fever once. When have I ever had a low fever?

2, I have a fever today, it doesn't matter, because this is my wish made two weeks ago, with a low fever of 37.2℃. Although it's not serious, my limbs still hurt and my body is heavy. It's really different from having a high fever. One is the water depth and the other is the heat. Now my wish has come true! Yeah!

Yao: Just two things, please help me. 1, give me a chance to play as a substitute. 2. I finally scored a goal in life, and everyone in the audience was dumbfounded. Well, I really didn't expect this guy you called smelly feet to ...

As a result, one day, the main player of the football team had a cramp in his leg, and Yao jumped up from the bench and went straight to the goal. The goalkeeper smiled at him with his arm in his arms, and he sent the ball into the door with a rude foot. The audience was shocked. Overexcited Yao kicked an own goal into his own door, huh? Ha!

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