1, how can there be a love that doesn't break up without hurting your hands?

2, not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.

If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear lovers' clothes.

5, high school beauty is very pure, poor leg hair.

6. I'm relieved to see you, not concerned about you! You don't have to go out and scare people.

7. Know that you know what a pit is, not that there are pits all over your face, but that there are pits under your feet.

8. Little me, I see through everything with worldly eyes.

9. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

10, you have your hope and I have my persistence. Don't trade your hope for my persistence.

1 1. I can spoil you or change you.

12, even if nothing is like others, but the mentality must be put right.

13, I love you hopelessly. One day one third of me will be by your side, my warm bed.

14, life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; I always wear it when I live in a play.

15 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

16, when my brain doesn't understand, I always look for the donkey.

17, sorry to make you laugh.

18, sugar is tempting me, not that I want to eat it.

19, I'm curious, why did you crush an ant and it didn't bleed?

20. I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find it was a tragedy.

2 1, I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

22. Baidu can't even search 360 degrees. You are really a cheeky person.

23. If no one on earth wants you, you must remember that there is still me and I don't want you.

24. I have a house and a car now. The car is a bicycle and the house is rented.

25. As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself, but you have to let me wash it for you. Are you ashamed?

26. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people are single.

Good people just don't have time to do bad things

28, local tyrants, local tyrants, don't abandon me, are we still friends?

29. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt girls, and now I only need a girlfriend.

30. Listen, I'm not fat, I should be sexy.

3 1, thank you for coming to this world to hurt the whole life and friends with me.

No one is pure, but society has taught them how to do evil.

33. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, only my sister is too lazy to look for them.

I didn't forget everything in the past, just threw them into the trash can.

35. When you make a mistake, isn't it human? Why all the fuss?

36. What a world! Elder sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

37. When necessary, it is enough to take it out.

38. What is happiness and what is pain? Only a fool like you knows.

39. You are really boring, so I gave you a few more looks and praised that I like you.

40. I can afford it. This is my boast.

4 1, because of this world, women have men's hearts.

When you speak, don't say that you and I have nothing in common. I'm not from the earth, and I don't have the same language as you.

I think you are not because of love, but because you are too cheap.

44. Friend, if you are not strong, who should you show weakness to?

45. You are so dirty that I don't want to look straight.

You don't have to say hello to me when you leave. Who are you?

Since you chose to give up this love, I will watch you go with my own eyes.

48. Whether friends or sisters, there is only this life and no afterlife.

49. My mother once told me that the early worm was eaten by birds.

What happened to my lack of money? Better than you have no conscience.

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1, I don't have any shortcomings, but I look a little awkward.

2, know how to play dumb, and continue to be friends, as long as you know.

There must be a lot of static electricity when the hair grows to the waist. Shall I open a power plant for you?

Aunt lent me your daughter, and I'll pay you back two beautiful girls next year.

I heard that quilt is a branch of paradise on earth. No wonder you have nothing to do and sleep late.

6. A sister is not as good as a man, and there will be many good buddies like brothers.

7. I like the night, because no one can see the tears in my eyes at night.

Don't count the stars with IQ, just count the moon.

9. People who care about me when they see me sad are all people I love.

10. If you turn around and leave after breaking up, I'll call you right away 120 to take you to the hospital.

1 1, good friends should share the same happiness. Look, I'm so poor, can you not help me?

12, a man may not be handsome or romantic, but he must love his wife.

13. Never be a person who can't stand up after falling. Are you a soft persimmon?

14, you look so rich, how do you expect me to believe that you are losing weight?

15. Marrying a wife is only for carrying on the family line, and homosexuality is the true love on earth.

16, he is my dream, how can everyone understand?

17, I admit that I am timid and don't let anyone know that I like you.

18, don't be so self-righteous, not everyone will pay for you unconditionally.

19, the highest level of copying the answer, copying for a long time, digressing.

20, people live a lifetime, there are always people who don't understand, what you should hurt most is yourself.

2 1, I just got into bed and found that I forgot to turn off the light. What a nuisance.

22. The best way to keep your lover is to cherish the person in front of you.

Don't put so much pressure on yourself and live a quiet life from now on.

24. Every time I take an exam, I comfort myself that participation is the most important thing.

25, you can clean up your decadent mood, clean up your love volume.

26. Someone is destined to be your virus, and someone is destined to be your sneeze.

27, youth is tossing and turning, and you can't pass yourself.

I don't mind if you don't love me, but I'm a little unhappy if you play me.

29, but how sure are you? I'll only give you one chance to choose.

30. Find friends when you are lonely and girlfriends when you are lonely. A person's life is the most wonderful.

3 1, when everyone left you, did you ever think it was because you were too selfish?

If you have a choice, you can either stay or go back.

33. It's not that I don't give up. If my heart dies, will I still live?

34. What is the most brilliant but unbearable except youth?

I am a man, but someone will still love me. What can you do with me?

It's strange that I'm not tired of letting you know all my news.

No matter who is in your heart, I will love you without hesitation.

38. If the teacher hadn't said no swearing, I would have scolded you for everything.

39. It was noon on the day of weeding, and nothing was reliable; It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

40. I am willing to do all this for you to disappear in front of my eyes.

Personality signature is funny and shocking.

1, catch up with the thief and generally get back the loss; Catch up with female friends, and your loss has just begun.

The person who is angry with you will never know how many times he has put up with you.

There are fewer and fewer frogs in nature, and there are more and more frogs on the Internet.

There is a song like this: As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

Old class, don't bother to change my desk. I can talk anywhere.

6. Time is cruel only to those who look good originally, and there is nothing time can do for those who are born ugly.

7. I want to do what a good-looking girl can do by threatening.

8. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

9. It turns out that Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.

10, your lethality is too great. Last time you operated on me, I was ill for several days.

1 1, don't do anything wrong and spill all the dirty water on yourself. I have to flush the toilet.

12, how many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

13, to be a white-collar worker, you have to prepare more white shirts. For one thing, occupation, and for another, it's easy to expose the color of the bra!

14. Only those who know us can stay in my heart for a long time, and those who know you can hurt you invisibly.

15, my life creed is: live like a grandson for decades until you become a grandfather and then die.

16, there is a slag in a pile of Xueba, which feels like a bottle of Liushen mixed in a pile of famous brand perfume.

17, I passed you and you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

18, the bus sat in the middle of the last row, there was no obstacle in front, and there was an emergency stop. It rushed directly to the driver from the last one, accompanied by the screams of killing pigs all the way.

19, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

20. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

2 1 I think there has always been a lovely primary school bully in my body. I have to brush questions to feed him, but recently I found that he was starved to death.

22. Someone said I was handsome today, and I smiled. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled. I shouted at the sky: me! Don't! Handsome! A flash of lightning fell from the sky, and God said, You are lying!

When you see me staring at you from a distance, don't think that I am interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

24. Don't grab things from me. Although I can't be spoiled, I can wrestle.

I have a dream that I am as thin as a shadow. Do all chubby girls have this ideal?

Teacher, there are no beautiful women in our class. How can I have the motivation to come to school?

27. You told me to roll, I rolled, and you told me to come back. Sorry, I rolled away!

28. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

29. I know there is a person in my heart who will always be there no matter how the years change.

30. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

3 1, when someone pretends to be cool, my sister will bow her head, not because I am shy, but because I am looking for bricks!

32. The high price attracted countless heroes to compete. With too little savings, my girlfriend turned to money. No car, no house, happy days.

33. When you stay in nature for a long time, staying in the depths will naturally sprout. When you sprout to the limit, you can easily get married and marry someone else to continue your residence.

34. I want to pick up girls wholeheartedly. If everyone pulls out a pubic hair as a souvenir, I guess I can knit a sweater!

After living for more than 20 years, I have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

36. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

37. There are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

38. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

Regarding my parents' suspicion of puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my ability.

40. All the questions in the world can be answered with none of your business and none of my business, and suddenly I feel so busy.

4 1, men are like the food in the campus canteen: it's not delicious, but it's gone if you go late.

42. There are always endless scenery, endless roads, invisible people and invisible dreams.

43. My life has two aspects: A and B, and so does yours. ..

44. Give you three choices: First, be my wife. Second, be my woman. Third, be my wife. choose

45. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

46. I just slapped my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

I can't stand typing. When I meet a homonym, the first thing that comes to mind is his name.

48. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

49, love is very strange, everything is the mind, and finally everything can be forgiven; As Tagore said: eyes are raining for her, but heart is holding an umbrella for her.

50. You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

5 1, when we have money. I want to buy two lollipops. Look, I'll eat one and I'll show you one.

52. How can I sleep when the sun is shining high in the sky? The teacher is kind and hypnotic. As long as I don't take exams, I will have many dreams.

53. The death of the emperor is called death, the death of civilians is called death, and the death of mistress is called oh yeah.

54. When men and women flirt, the most striking Chinese character is born: bump.

55. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you won't leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.

Sleeping for seven hours at school is not enough, but sleeping for five hours during holidays is twice as energetic.

58. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

59. Even if I won't change after many years, I will still love you as I do now!

60. Lao Wang fell into the dry well at the entrance of the village. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life at the bottom of the well.

6 1, girls say that I am a good person, and love does not come to me; Girls say he is not good, scrambling to love him; Nowadays, girls are really strange, saying that he is not good is love; Do you find it strange? Should I learn badly?

62. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

63. You never know how ugly you are unless you confess, and you never know how bad your character is unless you borrow money.

Whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the lock.

65. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covering my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink.

66.who do you think you are? You are the spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

67. The amount of homework assigned for holidays can always be finished in one month, but when I get to school, all I get is a teacher's understanding of how painful reading is.

68. The head teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you a ten.

69. It takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; Wait all your life and love you all your life. Love you forever.

70. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

7 1, I hate it when you say you miss me but do nothing.

72. We are good friends. I'll help you when you fall, but let me finish laughing first.

73. I want to be a soldier. Say goodbye to my parents before I get on the bus. Looking at the trembling figure of my parents in the car, I couldn't help crying. I bowed deeply to them in the car and my head was caught in the door.

74. If you don't find a new partner after breaking up, it feels like being widowed with your ex.

75. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight the landlord, and five monks can play Fuwa.

76. The three most painful things for men: being caught by a lover to accompany his wife to buy food; Caught by his wife shopping with sympathizers; Trapped in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.

77. In fact, when you hand in the blank paper, everyone is the first in grade. Why do we have to kill each other?

78. Some people said I was ugly, but I smiled. You've never met my friend.

79. The wife is a big tree, and the lover is a grass. Planting a big tree is good for enjoying the cool, and raising a grass for walking birds is a harmonious society and environmental protection.

80. In the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a patriotic poet named Lu You. At that time, nomads from the invasion, in the face of broken mountains and rivers, the people were miserable, and Lu You was furious. Lu You was so angry that we couldn't surf the Internet.

8 1. If something happens to you one day, please call me. I won't withhold my words or stand in your way, but I can come out handsome.

82. Women advise men: don't smoke and drink, it will hurt your health; Men advise women: don't say these words, it will hurt feelings.

83. Mirrors are installed at the school stairs to tell us that ugly people should read more!

If you are really hungry, call me and I will give you some snacks.

85. The one that warms a girl is called a warm man, and the one that warms many girls is called a hot dog.

Qq personalized signature is shocking.

1, don't steam steamed bread for breath, even if there is no cat coin. 2, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

3. After this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.

4. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

I want to be the air in my next life, so that you can't live without me.

6. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

7, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

8. What if you are abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

9. When I grow up, I will marry Tang Priest. I will play if I can, but I won't eat him.

10, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot.

1 1. Women don't think they can stop studying because they are good, and men don't think they can grow ugly because they study well.

12, the highest state of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.

13, shake hands with loneliness, greet the air, don't be too good to me, I will be proud.

14, so many people despise me, who are you?

15, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!

16, compare two fish who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

17, don't talk with your eyes closed, people who don't know think it's a fake corpse.

18, you are really like Qu Yuan and Zongzi.

19, kindness means I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

20. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

2 1, the sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. This is called fighting poison with poison.

22. One day, my name will be on your household registration book, so you can't be your wife's stepmother.

23. Look at your five senses. This kind of art has caught up with the horror movie Emergency Room.

I love you not because you are beautiful, but because I think you love me when I see your coquettish appearance.

25. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

26, the teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing.

27. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you!

28. Life is so short, why not let unimportant people affect your important mood.

29. The ship can temporarily berth, but the sail can't stop choosing the direction.

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

3 1, in the world of love, no one is right or wrong, only who doesn't know how to cherish who!

Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

34. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

35. It's very safe to berth a ship in the harbor, but this is not the purpose of shipbuilding.

36. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

37. Nobody loves me, I love myself, nobody loves me, I love myself.

38. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

39. I didn't know until I left you that we were really unsuitable, because you only deserve to find a fake woman.

40. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

4 1, don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, otherwise it will always be more troublesome.

42. If you don't love me, please come out of my heart and don't stay here.

No matter how difficult this stop is, I decided to stay for life.

Brother, are you Gao Qiu? I'm completely pissed off by you.

45. Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn't mean you can see through my heart.

46, if people really live to the point of shameless, how to live.

47. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

48. You said you wanted the salted fish to turn over. I said salted fish.

49, born, easy; Live, relax. Life is not easy.

My servant, gardener and driver are all poor.

5 1, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

I haven't been in contact with society for a long time, but I didn't expect to be so open now.

53. Look down at what's in your crotch before you talk to your brother.

54. Give yourself an English name, Pressure Mountain.

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

56, work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, people go to the building.

57. Don't talk to my sister about conscience. I didn't. I just donated it the other day.

58. Even if my love is cheap, it is not a discount for you.

59. Men are responsible for hunting, women are responsible for building nests, and men have to pay for farmland, so they can't add mental burden to their wives.

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

6 1. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.

62, don't and the earth person general knowledge.

63. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

I won't tell you if I kill you.

Where the law of the jungle prevails, people will not sympathize with the weak.

66. The solemnity of a clock stems from the precision between gears.

67. Eat, drink and be merry, and call your wife through thick and thin.

68. Loneliness is when someone is talking and no one is listening. You have nothing to say when someone is listening.

69. Don't think that wearing dirty clothes can become a tainted witness; Don't think that wearing wooden slippers can be a clogs witness.

70. Time is like a face, and the sun and the moon are like a pot.

7 1, not all milk is called Telunsu, not everyone I call him a pig.

72. When I get rich, I'll buy a BMW. The front one will clear the way, the back one will protect the driver, and I'll ride in the middle!

Don't pretend to me. I don't like people lying to me.

74. Everyone is born original, but sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

75. At this age, it is too early to say love, and at this age, it is too early to say forever.

76. Brother's tolerance is not your capital to make waves!

77. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

78. Traveling means going from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

79. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

80. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married!

8 1, someone pretends to be cool, and my brother bows his head. I didn't cultivate well, I looked for bricks.

82. I am drunk and won't accept anyone, just hold the wall!

83. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true.

If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

86. Your new love is someone else's whore.

87. Everything in this world will be changed by time, but you are here and I am here.

88. If a person is not serious, even a headache is local.

89, some people are still alive, he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

9 1, always be a first-class version of yourself and always be a second-class version of others.

92. Come here to relax, see the mountains and have a pot of steamed bread.

93. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

94. I bought an exquisite watch, but the time is still so boring.

95. It's good to know what you are.

96. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.

97.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

98. Your way of speaking is called rhetoric.

99. I don't want to go to school for 30 days in a month!

100, how to lose weight without eating?

10 1, the man who can't find the lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

102, I can only know two things in my life: one or the other.

103, I never want anything that doesn't belong to me.

104, I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two, that's all.

105, you have all the traditional advantages of oriental women: first, beauty, second, kindness, third, virtue, fourth, diligence, fifth, gentleness, sixth, purity, seventh, simplicity and eighth, which is why people call you Eight Old Ladies.