If someone chases you, I will trip him.

I'm not interested in getting to know you. It doesn't matter to me that you are rubbish.

Treat me like a big brother and teach you to comb the middle.

When you are in a hurry, you can do everything except math problems.

I applied to join your bed.

Even if everyone shouts, they want their wives all over the world.

Want to be Mr.' s personal belongings.

Don't ask me where I'm from, I'm alone.

There is no future, but I really want to be your husband.

The wind is whistling, you are drifting, and I think you want to get a knife.

It's so comfortable to be in a daze after dinner.

My stomach is full and my mouth is lonely.

I won 5 million. Let's share it.

I've been much more energetic since I got crazy.

Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

You have abdominal muscles, I have a belly, not very belly, but very skin.

For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

Sleep with your eyes closed, and sleep with your eyes open.

I am gentle and amiable, and can be my wife.

You can't get rid of me without a kiss.

It is popular to go through the back door now, because it is tight.

I am your mother, a flower on the internet.

Since you like me so much, you can die for me.

Live well, every day there is a new blow.

Life is defeated by being too proud and loving money is not obvious.

Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous.

Whenever you meet me, it's your blessing anyway.

Your household registration book can only write my name.

Who has an extra husband? Lend me one today.

Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cuteness for a long time.

I am your long-lost father.

It's too hot to be sarcastic.

If I want to be nice to you, I can't start.

Weather forecast: whether to report or not, believe it or not, depends on the weather.

Although you are not a woman, you are a bitch.

Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is online lending.

A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

Is being thin and rich a dream?

Don't ask, don't ask, my life depends on my mood.

Listen to you and leave me ten books!

The important task of post-80s is to create post-80s.

I am a very beautiful girl.

No need to be unfaithful and refuse to enjoy.

If I look at you, you are still very interesting.