These are not bad,

Each one has a meaning and rhymes well. It is absolutely a blockbuster when used in daily life!

Hope you like it.

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1 , I will not offend anyone unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will be polite; if someone offends me again, I will give him a shot; if someone offends me, I will eradicate the root.

2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

3. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

4. God has not given me any great responsibilities, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

5. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

7. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world just to be tortured by me.

8. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

12. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

13. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

15. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

16. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

17. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? !

18. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

19. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

20. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

23. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

25. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek acquaintances.

26. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark...

28. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to make money; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It’s so cold at high places that we keep climbing; we say that smoking and drinking are harmful to our health, but we don’t quit; we say that heaven is the most beautiful, but we don’t go there!

29. Bus squeeze is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

34. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

38. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.

39. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the streets.

40. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

41. It is said that people only have two choices. Busy dying or busy living, I think I have a third option: busy waiting to die.

42. Spring is sleepy, summer is lackluster, and autumn is weak. Winter is just the right time to sleep.

46. Please don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.

47. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

48. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

49. Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live an erhu-like life

62. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

67. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.

68. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

73. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

76. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

77. I am a white-collar worker: I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pockets, and sighed, this month’s salary is white-collar again...

78. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the son says not to leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out!

80. He is like a basin of water, poured into your pile of rice. After a few years, the clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice. It is not useless. , and can also be used to feed pigs.

81. People who do not want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

84. The aftertaste of the word "life" for decades has made my brain twitch and my spinal cord spasm. Still missing the point.

85. A true warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

86. Tianshan Tonglao - she looks great on the outside, but there are 365 cracks in her heart. Each crack is written with four words of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes of life are so demonic

89. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.

90. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend to be the same and round. There is a threshold. Once you are done pretending, step forward and become the legendary temperament person. , it was not installed properly, so it was stuck there. It's Carmen.

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Upstairs, it would be better if you change your words to: "What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters."