1, love is not like this. You stab me, I stab you, you stab me, I stab you again. Anyway, calculate each other's injuries, which is almost enough.

There was once a girl who was willing to die for me-I would rather die with you!

3, the report card is like a mistress, destroying a happy family.

4, mosquitoes die in the soup, which is also vigorous.

The child wants to buy a toy plane with fake money. The waiter said: Your money is fake. The child said: Is your plane real?

6. Don't say how much you love me. If you say so, pigs will laugh.

7. I have left Qinglong, right White Tiger and Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder!

8. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

9. The flower that giggles at the sun is called sunflower.

10, dare those who plot against me and secretly love me be aboveboard?

1 1, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

12, I saw the lotus lantern and found that Chang 'e was a house girl.

13, you are my Youlemei. Can I throw you away after drinking?

14, I was also the seed of infatuation, and I was smashed by a light rain.

15, don't take attraction as so-called love.

16, people who have been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.

17, living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Monkey Brother. Dream!

18, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

19, the sea is wide and the table is wide, which is suitable for me to sleep.

20. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

2 1, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

23. I won't sing uneasy, because I don't want to roll my eyes.

24. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

25. The teacher asked him what to do when he came home and found a gas leak. He only heard a classmate say nothing, lit a cigarette and calmed down. I was speechless at that time.

26. Love, like poop, can't stop his sinister face.

27. A real warrior dares to face his girlfriend who takes off makeup!

I lost my way in love.

29. When you have a cold, look up at the sky, so that you can enjoy the scenery and prevent nasal congestion.

30, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear every time you go online.

3 1, primary school students have been to Valentine's Day, middle school students have been to Singles Day, and the rest of college students have been to Children's Day.

32. Because my signature is too personal, the system directly crashes and cannot be displayed.

33. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

35. Tomorrow, singles will observe a collective silence for their lovers for 24 hours!

36. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

37. My adolescence met my mother's menopause.

Whether a cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.

39. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

40. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

Chaotui non-mainstream personality signature daquan

1, I don't know why people are alive, so I am still alive.

2. My heart is not a bus. You can take it if there is a vacancy.

A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

4. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

5. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not your object.

6. The present society is a brain society, where money brings people. You can be expensive or free.

7, the customer is a fart, let him go.

8, family affairs, state affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!

9. You look like a real cricket, much better than a cricket.

10, I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs.

1 1, men hate empty guns. Save more bullets for the enemy.

12, life is like dry shit, you work harder, and then you will feel better.

13, some people treat you like garbage when you are polite to him.

14, the world is vast, and the house just doesn't reduce its price.

15, life without struggle is in vain, and life without suffering is boring.

16, life is easy, life is not easy.

17, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!

18, three elements of success: 1, persistence; 2, shameless; 3. Insist on being shameless. Did you do it?

19, a person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

20. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

2 1, you can drive a Land Rover only if you eat hard, and you can drive Li Xia only if you don't work hard.

22. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

23, listen to your words, go home and bake sweet potatoes.

24. A man who makes a woman cry is incompetent, and breaking a woman's heart is not a skill!

25. An awesome man always has an awesome woman around him.

I won't marry a prince, but someone who treats me like a princess.

27, everything can be seen, life can be embarrassing.

28. See your joys and sorrows, and see your friends ups and downs.

I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

Life is great, but death is cheap.

3 1, the taller the stationmaster, the farther he urinates.

32. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

People who mix foods tend to live longer.

34. Men should have women and earn more money.

35. Be grateful to those who hurt us and make them feel guilty.

36. A good horse never turns back, so a good horse always goes hungry.

37. Love is that I think you don't pretend, and you think I'm not dirty.

Don't introduce me to anyone, I have given up.

39, the dress should be loaded with connotation, coquettish and tasteful.

I won't do anything as long as you don't run errands.

4 1, women can't see through their hearts because the meat on their chests is too thick.

42. At first glance, I don't think you look good. If you look closely, you might as well look.

43, you give me some meat evenly, don't always steal fat.

44. If there is no way out, take the bus.

45, appearance, looks awkward, but the figure is a bit decadent.

46. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

47, you cry, you cry hard, it's okay, our water meter has long been broken.

48. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

50. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

5 1, I'm not a square soothsayer, so I can't say so much as you like.

52. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

53. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.

54. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

I know all banquets must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet!

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

57. Fools wait for death, while smart people wait for money.

58. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

59. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

60. Our love died on this day just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

6 1, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

62. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and the world has the Great Wall.

63. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.

64. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

65. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

66. Take off my clothes. I'm an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

67. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

68. The difference between an affair and an affair is that the former is together and the latter is not together.

69, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold!

70. We should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back on our broken neck in our previous life, we met in this life.

7 1, you don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the plunge on Monday morning.

72. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

73. If you get together for a long time, you will get together for a long time; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

74, my principle is: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, I will be angry.

75. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

76. A real warrior should dare to face up to beautiful girls and bleak singles.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

78. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

79. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

80. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

8 1, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

82. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

83. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

84. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

85, the hero sad beauty pass, I am not a hero, beauty let me go.

86. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.

88. The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the drum is broken.

89. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

90. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

9 1, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

92. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

93. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

94. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

95. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

96. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

97. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

98. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

99. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

100, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

Non-mainstream personality signature super domineering woman

1, the world is so dark, who should I trust?

2. I like dreaming, the kind I do during the day.

He is not afraid to miss you. What are you afraid of?

Our goal is to put customers to sleep.

5. Ask what is in the world; everything has its vanquisher.

6. I exchange unjust freedom for the power of tomorrow.

7. Love means never having to say you're sorry.

8. The double bed is too big to sleep without you.

9. When you wait, you have lost it forever.

10, I judge the chest, I am proud, I am the national provincial cloth.

1 1. Treat loneliness as happiness and express despair with a smile.

12, love others with half and love yourself with half.

13, I hold back my tears, comedy always ends easily.

14, I want to tell you loudly that you have always been in my world.

15, despicable friends are far more terrible than honest enemies.

16, woke up from a dream, our love, completely upside down.

17, everything we have paid is irreparable.

18, time is not to forget the pain, but to get used to it.

19, everyone will die, but not everyone really lived!

20. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

2 1, it is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

22. Only with a peaceful mind can we find unexpected beauty.

23. People who take themselves too seriously are often good at pretending.

Things often change people, but people can't change things.

25. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?

26. From the second I turned around, my happiness has nothing to do with you.

27. Let's gallop and live happily together.

28. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

29. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.

30. Smoking is harmful to the lungs. Coffee is bad for the stomach. Love is bad for the heart.

3 1, for people who really get along, I have never been stingy with my enthusiasm and dedication.

32. I started shaving my head today, so I don't have to decide my sleeping position.

33. I am willing to exchange my lifetime of peach blossom for a right person.

34, the future wife, don't be so good to your current object, it's not much use!

35. You didn't miss the Happy Bus. You didn't get on it at all.

Don't get tired of your present efforts. The night before dawn is the darkest, understand?

37. The biggest crime in this world is to be too emotional, but I like it.

38. The expression of real surprise is fleeting, and it is false for more than one second.

39. Our only tacit understanding is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

40, people wandering around, who can not drink. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

4 1, I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

42. earthly love? Love between men and women? A debt of gratitude? Who the hell are you, benefactor?

43. Even if you are white-haired and look up, you won't forget if you can't get it.

44. Because I don't know what a lifetime is, it's easy to curse people all my life.

45. The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.

46. I'm sorry to bother you so late. I just want to ask: Are you asleep?

47. There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or expecting something that should not be expected.

48. Teacher, you only know how to threaten me by informing my parents. What a hero!

49. Bad days should be passed quickly. On a beautiful day, stop and savor.

I don't need a photo to remember you, because you have never left in my mind.

5 1, I also want you to accompany me to eternity, but I have someone to accompany you to eternity.

52. Late at night is the most fragile time for a person's mind and the craziest time for missing.

53. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!

54. I use regret to refine my melancholy and try to make things funny to cover up my scars.

55. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

56. In the 30-day countdown to the end of the world, I will love and treat every minute of love.

57. When you get in touch with society more and more, you will find how important money and looks are!

58. Some things are impossible to forget, even if they are forgotten, they are only temporarily forgotten.

59. You attract the real you. So, honey, you have to be better.

60. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

6 1, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

62. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that won't die if you bleed for a week.

I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

64. One day, you will meet a gorgeous person who will make you feel that others are just floating clouds. .

65. I don't want to move or talk, so I don't move, even if China moves.

66. If one day, the clown really cries, do you think he is still acting?

67. Women's success lies in shaping their own men to make more women like them.

68. Every youth will eventually grow old, but I hope you will always be beautiful in my memory.

69. People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away; Careless people are close at hand but far away.

70. I thought you would take my left hand and walk with me, but you just wiped your hands with my clothes.

7 1, when can I stop loving you, maybe tomorrow, maybe tomorrow, maybe longer.

72. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

74. If you hide it in your heart, you have no intention of hiding it, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

75. There is an attitude called nonsense, that is, our life is so hard that we don't need to explain it at all.

76. When there is no movement in your space, the people who come to your space are the ones who really miss you.

77. Goldfish is the happiest, because her memory is only three seconds. But some things can be remembered for a lifetime.

78. It's not that you can fight many punches, but that you can bear many punches and go forward bravely.

79. You must try to find your own voice. Because the later you start looking. The less likely it is to be found.

80. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

8 1, birthday reminds me that I am one year closer to death. Valentine's Day reminds me that I am one year closer to dying alone.

82. What we can touch will not last forever. Hold your hand tightly, there is nothing in it. Let go of your hand and you have everything.

83. I am not a lady If you slap me, I won't slap her. That's not like me. If I were you, I would slap her in the face until my hands were numb.

84. People are sometimes very fragile and will encounter many unpleasant things. Over time, they will form a knot. Even if they want to tell their relatives and friends, they may not know how to solve it.

Non-mainstream personality talks about overstepping

1, where I go is the key. 2, love is poisonous, go all the way.

3. Be brave and be a brave elf.

4, life and death are on the side, and the blessings are together.

Don't go with the flow, but lead the trend.

6. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit.

7. I'm not a soft girl paper, I want to be a China girl paper!

8. Your betrayal can make me brilliant.

9, I am stupid, I am happy! I'm two years old and I'm healthy!

10, walking with time, unforgettable.

1 1, you don't have to suppress it, she can't replace my smile.

12. If you can't give it all to me, don't give it all to me.

13. Looking back, I found that this road is so lonely.

14, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.

15, I stick to my style, I live in my time.

16, I don't regret being stained with blood, and I am drunk when the world of mortals is free.

17, as long as the weight does not exceed 100, I am willing to be flat-chested and short.

18, crows in the world are generally black, and there are a lot of homosexuals in the world.

19, poor people play with cars, rich people play with watches, and diaosi plays with computers.

20. He is her happiness and never belongs to me.

2 1, San Xiao's ending, besides betrayal, is an affair.

Please leave my heart when I come back.

23. Don't blame me for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

24. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

25, love, this game, it hurts too much! I can't afford to play!

26. Just because I don't want to be barbaric doesn't mean I have no fighting capacity.

27. Just be yourself, why care about other people's opinions.

28. There are no memories between us at all, so there are no memories.

29. The wisdom of the school is that it won't let you do whatever you want.

30. The more you work hard, the more you are ignored, the more indifferent you are, and the more you please.

3 1, those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish, so I won't say much about what I have mastered.

Don't talk about labor, you are nothing in the eyes of labor.

Don't judge me before you have experienced what I have experienced.

34. There is no room for a grain of sand in my eye, and neither can you.

Don't say how much you love me. If you love me, you won't leave me.

36. God gave you a face. Laughter must be done by yourself.

37. When my sister's hair is waist-high, first pretend to be a ghost to scare you and trip you to death.

I will pursue my ideal, otherwise I will die unsatisfied.

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

40, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

4 1. Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

43. I won't change because of you. I will say goodbye again without hesitation.

44. What's wrong with ugliness? Ugly is not as shameless and despicable as you.

45. Your smile has become the most beautiful ornament in my life.

46. Those fond memories and happy moments will never come back.

47. I have mastered a way to hurt my girlfriend, and now I only need my girlfriend.

48. Sorry, headmaster, we graduated, and the school rules are useless to us.

49. You always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.

50. I don't say anything poisonous. You can just read it without taking it, and you don't have to reply.

5 1, just one word, I'm only going to say it once, I'm afraid the people who heard it won't disappear.

52. Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

53. I would rather stumble all my life than muddle along all my life.

54. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.

56. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents didn't take you seriously when they made you.

57. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have hit you and thrown it out!

58. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

59. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is Grandpa Mao.

60. Without a time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.

6 1, like a heartless fake smile, but who can understand the pain behind the smile?

62. None of the twinkling stars are sincere, but all are rubbish. .

63. Because I don't know what a lifetime is, it's easy to curse people all my life.

64. If you don't work hard now, you will work hard in the future. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!

65. When you choose to turn around, don't imagine that I will stay, because you don't deserve it!

66. Successful people learn from others, while unsuccessful people only learn from themselves.

67. Have you been beaten by your mother? You don't even know your father, but you must admit that the thief is your father.

68. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba, and the seal is lifted!

69. The grievances that can be said are not grievances. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

70. If you tear me to pieces, I will let you burn yourself.

7 1, Xiao San, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love, Xiao Si, and for avenging me.

72, 10,000 shadows can't be piled up to a millimeter high, just like I love you for nothing.

73. Don't look down on failed students. You may not be better than those failed students when you grow up!

74. Your writing can only give people entertainment, and you can't find any valuable cultural significance.

75, high-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign style has depth, crazy and cool.

76. I am good to you because I like you; But please don't treat my kindness to you as your base.

77. In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

78. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself. People who care about you will like the real you better.

79. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector. My friend, I only want quality, not quantity.

80. Girls can only become girls in front of boys they like, and at other times they must fight like men.

8 1, anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones, anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.

82. Being bullied by others is a kind of practice. It is also a practice to slap back the bad of others.