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It’s okay to love me a little but love me for a long time

Love me a little but love me a long time

Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

My longing will increase little by little with time

I play too much on the computer and want to fast forward while watching TV.

Should we forget the original happiness?

Wolves roam the world, and dogs eat meat: eat shit

Girl, if you can’t get it, then Destroy it at any cost

It’s not that trying to get close to the sunshine will make your heart warm

I care about you in all the ways you don’t know

Some people rely on it for exams Strength, some people rely on eyesight in the test

The east wind blows, the war drum beats, who do you blame if you are not good enough?

Life is like walking on a catwalk: one step left, one step right

Out of compassion, I will not weigh myself today!

I want to build my happiness on the pain of others

I still remember the kiss you and I had in the dark alley

Sometimes, It was my own feelings that deceived me.

I spent a long, long time waiting for the exaggeration given by myself.

The more I talk to the people I like, the less I know how to speak.

_The current friendship really makes me feel dirty.

Don’t ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue

The tortoise can beat the hare, but in fact they just go their own ways

With friendship Love in the name of love, so we must learn to be patient

Houses and villas are just nothingness, and graves are eternal homes

There are no walls that are airtight, and there are no beams that cannot be hung.

After several illnesses, I finally lived a life that was invulnerable to all poisons

When I had money, I wore perfume, and when I had no money, I put on toilet water

Youth I'm sorry that I made you dull and full of wounds

Everyone loves you, flowers bloom when you see you, and the coffin lid is opened when you see you

Your mouth and chrysanthemum only use one A piece of shit with a straight face

Don’t use me as a joke just to please others

If you can’t forget with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss me.

I was in a good mood, but I got a headache as soon as I heard you talking.

I planned to get a haircut, but I shook my bangs so much that my neck felt crooked.

Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself

The fastest and easiest way to destroy a relationship is to listen to rumors

A simple life, What a gorgeous adventure.

There are so many people watching the excitement but very few can help you out

Just because I was in the crowd, I vomited for a long time after looking at you one more time

You My love is like the memory of a goldfish, fleeting.

If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

I don’t like sad fairy tale endings, but I like you very much.

I want someone to understand me, even if I say nothing.

Love is a joke, it makes others laugh to death, but it hurts yourself

Remember, in this season, the only ones that will never leave you are mosquitoes

No We fat people are too fat, but you thin people are malnourished.

Listen more to your enemies and they will teach you to see the friends around you.

I know that my emotions cannot infect you, so I remain silent

At least my brain will be short-circuited, and I don’t even have a power source.

Crying can solve the sadness, and laughing can relieve the mood.

Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent

We expose each other’s pain, unload our hearts, and get closer to each other.

Why do I always have a worm at work and a worm after get off work every day?

The best things often come unexpectedly and by chance.

Give me a car accident, and I will either lose my memory, die, or travel through time

The pain of passing youth, the sorrow of lingering memories.

Girl, please grow up, don’t mistake a scum in the sea of ??people for a flower by the river

Don’t think that my gourd baby in the countryside can’t beat the beauty of your city

< p> Master, after putting on my cassock, you will become my person.

How I wish that the person who can possess your tenderness all the time is me

Look at your appearance, how come you look like you are joking!

When I was a child, I thought good people were rewarded, but now I know that good people are laughed at.

You have only one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

You don’t understand the feeling of missing you, missing you, loving you so much that my heart hurts to the point of suffocation

The sky that just rained took away the dust, but it can’t take away my love Heartache.

Memories tie up our time, and time tears apart our memories.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I won’t want it.

Even if we are unhappy, we must laugh heartlessly to cover up our sadness.

I am not a descendant of rich people! But I want to be the ancestor of a rich man!

I am not unwilling to save you, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your misfortune.

I tell myself that I will no longer miss you, but the memories will remain in my heart.

When you sleep in spring, you won’t notice the dawn, so don’t disturb me by hanging Q. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how many truths there are.

Compare which of these two fish is handsome, the handsome one will be tomorrow’s dish. < /p>

Actually, I don’t know if the feeling I have for you now is still love.

People who like you want your present. People who love you will give you a future.

I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

I love you forever and death is the boundary. I have never thought of giving up on you in this life

Sometimes your anger does not mean that you care, but also distrust.

If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago

This is a world where leaving is popular, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

I have reached a dead end and am about to hit the wall, but my pride does not allow me to look back

I look forward to the end of class in class, and look forward to vacation in school. It turns out that my goal has always been very persistent.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.

Why is there such a big gap between the prince and the dog? That's the difference.

I would rather be a tomboy among men than play with my brains among women

The quicksand of all memories, those lost years, have washed away all my dust. .

In the spring, I don’t wake up at dawn. I yawn and come looking for me. I can’t sleep at night and can’t wake up during the day.

I finally understand that in love, the more you give, the more you gain.

More than 700 million acnes appear in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung has Special nutrition.

Nowadays, there are more and more billionaires, and I only have 100 million, but this is still a memory.

Your toilet detergent and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and the practical effect is the same. Yeah

No matter how tired or hard it is, just treat yourself as a 250-year-old; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person

If you don’t love me, then kick me. open. Because I can’t bear to leave you

It’s because my feelings for you are different from how I feel for others that I like you and love you

I don’t look at you, I’m afraid, because of you I saw the shit in my eyes yesterday

It is said that people with big faces cannot use touch-screen phones, because they will hang up the phone if they smile

In the past, pure friendship was to be touched by those tongues The long native dog tainted everything and made it worthless

The gray-white sky is not a sign of rain, but the tranquility of a clear sky.

Marriage does not have to be the person you love the most, but it must be the person who is most suitable for you.

Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.

Posturing is a sign of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth.

The past is the ashes of memories, and the future is an illusion projected by people.

The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt something you previously believed in.

Why can’t I understand your heart after watching it for so long? because. . . I'm short-sighted.

Who do you think you are? The wine bottle covered with a kerosene lamp, you think you are a light bulb

When you confess your love to someone in your class, she doesn’t agree because she is afraid of breaking up. I don't dare to face you anymore.

Perhaps letting go now is the most considerate move, because you shouldn’t have any difficulties in loving me.

Nothing lasts forever, and nothing lasts long. Anyone can find an excuse and leave first.

Flowers bloom and fade, and people come and go. If he is destined to be a passer-by, why bother with him in the first place?

I bought a bottle of mineral water, took a sip and said, "Fake!" Why is it fake? It's watered down!

The time of a young man is like wandering. He spends a lot of time wandering and only uses a few moments to grow.

Men are like the food in the cafeteria. Although it tastes terrible, it’s too late and it’s not there yet!

Saying you are mean cannot bring out your mean nature. You are already too mean to be described as mean.

Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Who knows you are Superman because you are wearing it?

Look at the moon in the sky, it is so round. By the way, you have myopia, so you can see in the water.

Fish farming---I need to change the water once a week, but I always forget, so I have to change the fish once a week.

I only hope that in the next life, you will be a tree, and I will be the vine wrapped around you. The vine will wrap around the tree, lingering around you.

When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

Please be confident. You are just a piece of scenery, there is no need to look up in other people's scenery.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth when I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.

Love is a kind of amnesia, which actually makes people forget that there are 1.2 billion other people of the opposite sex in this world.