What kind of silly copywriting is suitable for the circle of friends with funny girls?

1. Waiting to get ashore. I stood in line,

holding the number plate for disembarkation.

2. Don’t talk about love dogs.

3. I really like going to school,

I like reading.

That kind of thing that cannot be learned in the head,

really fascinates me.

4. When you fart

Be sure to say: What is muddy?

Those around you will suck your farts hard.

5. Some classes are just like Nanfu Battery:

One class is longer than the other.

6. Princess Diary, February 15th,

I still ate a lot of apples today,

I was still not poisoned, and the prince did not come.

7. I am not truly happy, my boss is.

8. My mental endurance:

If I get three wrong answers in a row on multiple-choice questions, I will correct them with a black pen.

9. No one of you is allowed to say bad things about my friends in front of me

or I will follow suit unknowingly.

10. After dinner, you still have to eat.

11. This is my circle of friends,

where I pretend to be affectionate,

Welcome to my world,

Dear fellow citizens.

12. I dare not sleep because I am afraid that I will have to work again when I wake up.

13. Three views are important, but three meals are more important.

14. My mother said that my room looks like a garbage dump.

It’s so funny, doesn’t garbage live in a garbage dump?

15. Everyone listen to my advice,

Stop chasing my good sisters,

Anyone who can play with me is not a good thing. .

16. To be happy in life, you must have all the fun,

No overtime on weekends.

17. Everyone is trapped by love,

But I am sleepier than a dog every day.

18. When there are green onions in life, there will be ginger.

Don’t give up because of a little setback.

19. Very introverted and dare not pay the bill after eating.

20. It’s so difficult to socialize with humans!

Fortunately, none of my friends look very human.

21. I will not reconcile with myself,

I will be so stubborn that I will make myself angry to death.

22. S and XXXL sizes are the same price!

23. You know,

Even if heavy rain turns the whole city upside down,

You will still be considered late.

24. Tea needs to be brewed to be delicious.

People have to think about it to be happy.

25. With my schedule,

It would be a pity not to have a relationship with a foreign country.