Don't call me a bridesmaid, because maybe I will rob your groom.
3, drink a cup of dichlorvos to relieve the brain and refresh yourself, just fine!
You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: lack of rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation.
5. Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.
6. Once you slip, you become a big cripple, and then turn around and flash your waist.
7. I'm not a salted egg superman. Why should I fight for you?
Snoopy told me that underwear was invented by Edison.
9. Be darker and happier every day!
10, I won't leave you here, I have my own place, I won't leave you anywhere, I will find another way.
1 1. When I took the exam, my classmates on both sides couldn't, which really put me in a dilemma.
12, there are people like me who don't want to get up in the morning and sleep at night!
13. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.
14, I'm not from destruction, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your bad luck.
15, as the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and stupidity is better than stupidity.
16, cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if it is steamed in a pot.
17, you are very kind, especially when you are sad.
18, I don't really care, but I am single-minded.
19, am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense?
20. innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been sleeping for two months, shake them, and then spread them with the other hand.
2 1, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.
I would rather have an enemy like God than a friend like a dog.
23. In the arena of love, it's just a way to be killed.
24. It turns out that Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.
25. Climb the hillside when the sun comes out, and want to sing after climbing the hillside.
One day, I will make a positive result and take away all your evil spirits.
27. There are no men who don't care, only men who can't care.
28. You are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.