Hu Yifei: Only the rich can call it a house. Do you call it a house? You call it my humble abode; Only the rich can call it melancholy. Do you call it melancholy? You call it depression; Only the rich can call it energy saving. Do you think this is energy saving? You call it stingy; Only the rich can call it fullness. Do you call it plump? You call it a clown; Only the rich can call it a trip. Do you call it a trip? You call it wandering; Only rich people can be called single. Do you think that's single? You call it a bachelor. The following is Hu Yifei's classic brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

1. Who is a person who always uses you to be responsible for him but he is not responsible for you? bank

2. A sow crosses the river, and the river can bear 500 kilograms. The sow weighed 300 kilograms, but when she reached the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. Why? Because she drove across the bridge.

3. Hu Yifei dropped from 6000m to1000m. Why isn't she dead? Because she is a shareholder in China.

4. What are the four lines that Friar Sand in The Journey to the West said the most?

Brother, the master was taken away by the monster, and so was the second brother.

The first brother, the master and the second brother were all taken away by the monster, and the second brother was also taken away by the monster.

There are twelve kinds of medical pain, the first is the pain of mosquito bites, the twelfth is the pain of pregnant women giving birth, so what is the thirteenth kind of pain? The pain of pregnant women being accidentally bitten by mosquitoes during childbirth.

6. What animal can be stuck on the wall? seal

7. The tortoise built a house in its shell and then got in. What's the name of the health care product? Gaizhonggai

The tortoise tore down the house, built another house, and then got in and answered the name of a health care product? New cover and middle cover

It's the same turtle. He tore down the house, built another house, then got in and answered the name of a health care product. Giant calcium

10 Yifei fell something in high school, but she was very happy. Why? Her 800-meter long-distance running record.

1 1 Complete the following actions, with one eye looking up and one eye looking down? Cross-eyed lie

12 What is always relevant to you, but you can't see or find it when you need it? relevant department

13 There were four people playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why? Because the person they play is called mahjong.

14。 26 letters. How many letters are left after et left? 2 1, ET drove away the flying saucer.

15 Is there anything in Sekitani Kamiki that is longer than everyone here? name

Hu Yifei's Classic Quotations

1, Hu Yifei: If it weren't for a whip, I would be the first to kill you wretched post-70s.

2. Hu Yifei: Why do you want to read my signature? Are you trying to plot against me?

3, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

Hu Yifei: You have money to buy gifts. Should you also consider returning the money to your creditors?

5. Hu Yifei: You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

6. Hu Yifei: Prices are different now. My back is so hard that I can't breathe.

7. Hu Yifei: I always thought he was the middle number of 1 and 3, but I didn't expect that he also said the combination of 1 and 3.

Hu Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be someone else lying on the ground.

9. Hu Yifei: Naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking.

10, Hu Yifei: Your head is upside down again.

1 1, Hu Yifei: Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you're grandma. Where is this?

12, Hu Yifei: Yifei: As the saying goes, take it by surprise. Fairy: You must hang yourself.

13, Hu Yifei: When birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods.

14, Hu Yifei: A new generation of urban women, who got into the hall and out of the kitchen, killed Trojan horses, climbed over the fence, rode bicycles, bought houses, beat mistresses and beat hooligans!

15, Hu Yifei: You are like a 16-year-old girl who is infatuated with delinquents.

Hu Yifei: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

Hu Yifei: It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we have a fight?

Hu Yifei: Things that can go wrong always go wrong.

Hu Yifei: This diamond may be fake. Fairy, take your money detector.

20. Hu Yifei: Gee, you wrote the word depression on your face, but people who can't read really can't see it.

2 1, Hu Yifei: I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... and then his whole brain was washed away.

22. Hu Yifei: Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

Hu Yifei: No one can fool me, Hu Yifei.

24. Hu Yifei: Why don't I toss a coin to help you with your divination? Heads, you are fixed by her, tails, she is fixed by you. If the coin stands on the ground, you can escape. How's it going?

25. Hu Yifei: It can't be thawed without a microwave oven.

Hu Yifei: I will never bow to evil forces, even if I kill you.

Hu Yifei: Ceng Xiaoxian, you'd better throw away your broken mobile phone. Cameras are worse than onions. Lv Ziqiao is your sharp brother, and Hu Zha is your Chen Meijia. I really want a sip of salt and soda. ...

Hu Yifei: I ran to you desperately, thinking that you would be moved by my persistence! Even though we are separated from the whole world, as long as we get closer every day, one day I will hold your hand! But all this is an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't come to your side, because you are still standing in the same place!

Hu Yifei: The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase?

30. Hu Yifei: Nothing is as simple as it seems.

3 1, Hu Yifei: Have you considered it? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Epad back? Fairy: It's sold out because of love madness.

Hu Yifei: Saliva is used for counting money, not reasoning.

34. Hu Yifei: At least we won't chase 200 episodes of bitter TV series back to the village.

35. Hu Yifei: After drinking Luffy milk powder, my back ached, my legs stopped hurting, and even my heart stopped beating!

Hu Yifei: If you want to live a decent life, you must wear green.

37. Hu Yifei: Are there any games in this world that you can't play? Is it the temptation story knowledge contest back to the village?

Hu Yifei: I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars for anything.

39. Hu Yifei: Do you want to get pregnant before the age of 30? Fairy: I want to be a millionaire. Yifei: It is still possible to get pregnant.

40. Hu Yifei: I smoke, not cigars.