Why can't I become an Altman when I buy an Altman voice changer?
Hello, landlord. I'm Diga Altman, the salesman who manages the M78 Nebula Guangguo reconstruction device. Your Altman Transformers can't be transformed. There are several common problems. 1: Maybe your faith is not enough. Only after you die in the fight with the monster will the shapeshifter take effect, so that you can be resurrected and become Altman. ? Maybe you are not from the earth, and our products are only for the use of the earth. I think it is necessary for you to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human being of another dimension. ? It may be that the transformation props you bought are fake and shoddy products. There are many people on the earth who want to be Altman, and some vendors make fake transformers for everyone to buy, so as to make money. So please be sure to check whether there is a unique "Otto label" on the back of the transformer, which says "M78"? 4: It may be that the transformer itself is out of order. Please rest assured that we will repair or replace it for you free of charge within 30,000 years. However, because I am busy teaching my apprentice Montbius "the way to sell", please fly to the country of Otte yourself. ? 5. The spell of the deformation device is not pronounced correctly. Our transfiguration spell is over 30 bytes long. When changing the shape, you should read the shape-changing mantra clearly, word by word, and it should be completed within 3 seconds, so you should go through professional training. Please trouble your Chinese teacher about this. It's all in the spell book. Find it yourself. ? 6: Perhaps Altman, represented by the Transformers, is at odds with you, so he doesn't want to unite with you to defeat the monster. ? 7: Maybe your age has not reached Altman's own age. We Altman can only come to earth to fight at the age of 65,438+00,000, which is 65,438+08 compared with humans. Maybe you are too young to fight monsters. Please wait a few more years. ? Maybe you don't want to change because you want to save the earth, but because you like to show off. Your thinking mode has changed obviously. If the mentality is wrong, the transfiguration instrument can't admit that you are the savior, so you can't transform. ? 9: Maybe you have the Transformers of Diga Altman in your hand, but the Altman in your mind is Eddie. There is a conflict between the two, so you can't finish the transformation (take Diga and Eddie for example)? 10: You once insulted the autobots. Autobots have ideas themselves. Because you bullied it, it got angry and didn't want to cooperate with you. Our transformers are exquisite, so you should cherish them. If it is not the above ten frequently asked questions, please call 128566667 and we will answer them for you. Thank you? We also launched a new product: the ever-changing Altman Fusion Device, which allows you to travel around the world smartly. ..