1. That night, my girlfriend told me to play a game in which whoever treats the other person first loses. I excitedly agreed. . It's been a year and a half. No news at all. . . Oh my god! Did she dump me? ! ?0?22. The mother-in-law tested the three sons-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. He suddenly jumped while crossing a bridge. My eldest son-in-law jumped into the water and rescued me. My mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car as a gift. The mother-in-law followed the same pattern and tested the second son-in-law, but was also rescued. The injured second son-in-law received an Audi as a gift. She tried the third son-in-law again, but he couldn't swim and couldn't save her, and the mother-in-law drowned. The next day, his father-in-law gave him a Mercedes-Benz as a gift! ?0?23. I suddenly discovered an interesting pattern: no matter what we watch is a romantic drama or a youth idol drama, at the end the male protagonist and the female protagonist get married, and the TV or movie ends. What does this mean? This is a profound explanation: once a man and a woman get married, there will be no future!?0?24. Valentine's Day: I watch the sky at night. The hotels and guesthouses will be full tonight, and countless girls will lose their virginity. Happily, the person lying on the bed was someone else's future wife. The tragedy is that your future wife has no idea who is in bed with you. What's even more tragic is that she lost her virginity in a hotel where she stayed for 40 yuan, but today she asks you for a house of 10,000 yuan per square meter before she will marry you. . ?0?25. Here are some more creative store names. Those who want to open a store can learn from them: 1. Barber shop: People's Hair Institute, Flying Hair, National Development and Reform Commission. 2. Restaurant: A restaurant where you can sit down even if you are hungry, and get drunk after eating. 3. Clothes store: Keep a mistress, sell clothes diligently, and solicit customers with clothes. 4． Tea House: Purely looking for tea, Jing Tea Bureau. 5． Beauty shop: Please avoid acne and remove spots quickly. ?0?26. The emperor said to the little plum beside him: Use one word to describe me. Xiao Lizi replied: Cha! Then Xiao Lizi was beheaded. . . . ?0?27. A certain bachelor’s signature was changed to: Those who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm? ! ! ?0?28. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will it take for you to forgive him? B: Forgiving him is a matter for God, and my task is to send her to see God. . . . ?0?29. Our old man who teaches chemistry has 800 degrees of myopia. Once in class, after writing on the blackboard, he turned around and suddenly pointed at me and yelled: What are you doing standing there! ! Sit down! ! I was sitting in the last row of seats, and my coat was hanging on the wall behind me...?0?210. In the first aid class when I was in college, the professor was talking about cardiopulmonary resuscitation and demonstrating:?0? Professor 2: When pressing the chest with both hands, don’t use too much force. Just press down 2~3cm. Too much force can easily break the patient’s ribs! ?0?2 Professor: Please see the demonstration below (press hard with both hands), there will be a click! The model's ribs were broken. ?0?2 The professor said awkwardly that get out of class was over. . . . ?0?2 Mom no longer has to worry about my studies, so easy! Holding a lighter and a textbook, you won’t be able to light anything! Definitely adopt it!