Rabbits like to eat the grass near the nest-that leaf.

chapter one

On the 12 floor of the modern office building, as soon as the elevator comes out, it is an open hall with a model of the work of the chief engineer of this architectural design company in the middle. He won an international award. The reception desk across the hall is a big office, and many staff are busy. The twelfth floor is the architectural planning part of this architectural design company, occupying two floors, and the thirteenth floor is the structural and electrical department. She is a draftsman on the twelfth floor.

But there's no need to know this. She is well aware of her conditions. When looking for a job, she started with the worst conditions. As a result, she lost all the way here. It is conceivable that this famous company refused to accept her, but she was afraid to come. The resume shows that she can't wait to feed her Mi Chong to the chickens.

After waiting for nearly one morning, I will have an interview with her. The long wait is a kind of psychological torture. She has been to the toilet four times, hypnotized herself three times in the stairwell, and kept telling herself that you are a rational, sensible and intellectual white-collar worker. Even if you may meet an old goat with bright eyes, you may meet a flower with small flowers, but you can face all challenges bravely.

Put away a love novel about professional women and end the nth self-hypnosis. She finally has the confidence to face all the challenges.

"Su Xiaoming."

"coming." Pack your clothes, take your resume and carry your bag. Take a deep breath and walk through the door with a righteous face. After entering the door, if the focus is unstable, bend forward.

"Hello, I'm Sue."

No one answered.

Hmm? Look up timidly. There was no one behind the desk, but in front of the filing cabinet on one side, a young man turned his back on her and looked at her strangely after hearing her voice.

He doesn't look like a personnel manager, with a beige shirt, dark suit pants and fluffy hair, like a clerk. When she looked at him curiously, he looked at her curiously.

"I'm here for an interview," he hurriedly raised his resume to prove to Sue that he didn't intend to break in.

The man took the information to his desk and sat down with a smile.

"I know, sit down."

Is he really the personnel manager? Sue was secretly surprised that she had missed his eyes and sat stiffly opposite him, then handed in her resume.

"Your name is ..." He looked at his resume and then looked at it carefully. "He is very small? Not Su Xiaoming. "

Su Ming's mouth was shaking, and when she was asked, she was numb.

"No, my name is Sue."

"Twenty-four-year-old, unmarried, applying for a draftsman ... The photo doesn't look like me, and I have no work experience ..." The man looked at it with relish, and even compared the photos, with a smile in his beautiful eyes.

Sue didn't catch what he said. She is staring at a magazine. There is a naked woman on the table, and her face is black and blue. Is this man really the legendary pervert boss in the novel? She really met ~ ~ ~

This kind of abnormal condition in the novel generally requires the female employees interviewed to satisfy their animal desires before they are willing to give jobs. Is chastity important or work important? Chastity, of course, but when I think of my mother's face ... after a long internal struggle, she began to spit on herself. How can she shake her will? Chastity, of course

Thought of here, she suddenly stood up, with a face of decisive tone ready to announce that she would never give in. But before she could speak, the man stood up, held her hand and shook it enthusiastically: "Congratulations, you have been admitted."

Open your mouth and freeze in midair. What? What? What did he say? Without asking anything, did he just let her go?

"I was admitted? ! I got in? ! How is it possible! " Celebrate the whole world with fireworks in the background of the author! Finally, I was admitted, and it was not a waste to find a job. My feet are sore, and so is my heart.

"Yes, come to work tomorrow. Let me introduce myself. I am your colleague, Lin Lang. " Lin Lang hasn't let go of her hand and continues to swing up and down.

Su Ming, who recovered from joy, looked at the two men's still tightly held hands. What should she say in the face of this situation? Think about what the movie said. Comrade, I can find the party, or ... stop. Don't digress. You were eaten by an animal called a pervert. Please don't think about it. As a professional woman, all you have to do now is shake hands with him at once.

In order to prove the dignity of women in the new era, she withdrew her hand and prepared to give this pervert an unforgettable moral education. Didn't your mother tell you that men and women don't kiss? But I saw that the guy in front of me didn't feel a trace of guilt after being dumped, but looked at her with an injured face.

"Lovely new colleague, don't you hate me? I just want to extend a warm welcome to you to join us. "

Colleague. Yes, he is a colleague. He is one of those novels. When we met on TV in the morning, we nodded indifferently and said, Miss Li, Mr. Jin, your hairstyle is beautiful. Sue, flattered by the word colleague, floated back to the ground and immediately fell into self-loathing. How can you break a colleague's heart? This is your first colleague in your first job.

She immediately grabbed his hand with loving eyes and saved it: "No! I don't hate it at all. I like you very much ... "

Before the words were finished, the door was pushed open and a salesgirl came in. Hearing this sentence, she looked at their hands in shock, and then quickly said without expression, "I'm sorry to bother you, please continue."

Get out and close the door. When the door closed, there was an excited scream: "I tell you, Gong Lin is in the manager's office ..." The voice gradually faded, showing that its owner could not wait to promote it elsewhere.

The two men in the door froze, and it took Su Ming a long time to continue mumbling what he had just said: "A warm welcome from ..."

Lin Lang looked at her with emotion: "I know I am handsome, so handsome that you can't control yourself, but the office is not suitable for this. Have coffee after work? " He is very principled.

Staring at her eyes shaking hands with men, she wanted to shout: wronged, I am really innocent. I didn't kill anyone. It snowed unfairly in August, and I have nothing to do with anthomaniac.

Finally, she jumped back from the role of self-hypnosis professional woman and mechanically recited the scene words n times before coming over.

"I'm Sue. Please take care of me. Thank you. I'm sorry. Bye."

Then let go, turn around, pull the door and leave.

After a few seconds of silence, there was a scream of shame outside the door, followed by the sound of hitting the wall, then the messy footsteps, and soon someone in the corridor issued a series of "sorry".

When Zhang Dongluo, the real personnel manager, opened the door from the lounge and came in, what he saw was that Lin Lang fell on the leather chair, hammering the table and stamping her feet. Tears flowed out, and her anger index immediately rose.

"What are you laughing at? I'm covered in water. I got the paper wet. What about the interviewer? " He has just been knocked over by Lin Lang to change the drinks in his clothes. When he heard someone coming for an interview, how could he be alone and still smile so strangely?

After Lin Lang laughed enough, he leaned back lazily on the leather chair: "I worked hard to help you sign up for one, so be moved." You can handle the rest yourself. Although this woman is twenty-four years old, she is still very young. "

"When I buy food, whether she is tender or not." Zhang Dongluo gave him an angry white eye. "What I want is the ability to work."

"She has no working experience."

"You ..." Zhang Dongluo was speechless, gnashing her teeth for a long time, and said angrily, "There is a probation period anyway."

"Don't do that. People don't want to come yet I will help you keep her quickly. " Kowtow and thank you.

"Why didn't she want to come? Why did she come for an interview?" Nonsense.

Lin Lang shook his head seriously and said, "Really, she saw the magazine on your desk and thought you were a lecher."

Zhang Dongluo thought for a long time before he remembered the original pornographic magazine. He suddenly widened his eyes and shouted, "Lin! Lang! " Lin Lang forced this magazine on him just now, because he didn't want to read it, so he was poured a glass of wine.

Sue is at war with heaven. Do you want to go to work? The personnel manager looked strange and said nothing. The interview is still so embarrassing. But this is the sixth job she found and the only one who was admitted. Besides, my mom called. If you don't go, she will scold you to death. Alas-people who don't produce are human garbage, social moths and the bottom of the family. Why does the world judge a person's value by how much money he earns? Vulgar! Vulgar!

But ... this is her first job, and the conditions are so good. Is it a waste to refuse? Su Ming's face was full of sweet smiles at the thought that she could hold her head high in front of her mother. Suddenly, the mother outside the door shouted, "It has been more than forty minutes. Go out of the toilet and change people! "

At 6: 30 in the morning, she got up excitedly and prepared a beautiful lunch. She has always longed for white-collar workers who bring lunch to work on TV. I even asked my mother to sponsor her a pink and green professional suit. When I was leaving the door, I remembered that professional women wanted to make up, hesitated in front of the mirror, decided to put down the ponytail, turned around and thought about it, and then put some lip oil on her mouth, which is makeup.

She happily took the bus to work, and she couldn't keep her mouth shut all the way, and even got carsick and vomited twice.

When I arrived at the company, I felt different from yesterday. This place will be her territory in the future. I really want to shout arrogantly: "I have been wandering in the Jianghu for several years, but it is really an honor for my generation to settle down in such a small temple today ..."

Before it's time to go to work, many colleagues are talking and laughing at their desks. She proudly stood in the corridor, like a peerless woman, but secretly scolded her pig head for coming to work today, but didn't seem to ask how to get to work. Over time, no one paid attention to her, and her enthusiasm suddenly fell to a low point. The peerless woman has become a bitter flower that has tasted all over the world. She wanted to ask people, but as soon as she got close to them, those people got busy immediately. Poor Su Ming stood for a while, and finally decided to ask the personnel manager to explain why he isolated the future elite of the company. Just about to turn around, a female colleague who looked at her for a while stopped her.

"You are a new colleague, right? Your name is ... Sue, right? Are you sure it's not Su Xiaoming? "

"It's Sue. The personnel manager asked me to come to work today. " Su Ming looked at her a little touched and finally got a bargain.

"Oh, you come with me," the female colleague kindly took her to a desk. "Your position is here. There is your famous brand and some necessary information on the table. If you have nothing to do, just punch in. The puncher is at the door. " After that, he smiled and said, "I'm Wu Jingjing, and I'm a draftsman like you. You can call me if you have any questions. "

Su Ming took the famous brand to the punching machine. She has wanted to play boxing for many years. I shivered and swiped my card on a strange machine. "Ding-"has a long aftertaste. She couldn't help being intoxicated by the sweet voice.

This is her first formal job. From then on, she will be a white-collar worker, and she will not be scolded by Mi Chong. When she gets paid, the first thing to do is to move out and show the old witch a good look. Oh -hoho hoho ... I giggled.

Fighting spirit clenched her fist, and she could almost see how beautiful and brilliant the near future would be, turning over serfs and singing. ...

"What's wrong with the punch?" Lin Lang looked at her behind her back for a long time, only to see her expression change like a storm. If it weren't for Zhang Dongluo's impatient waiting to punch in, how long would he want to continue watching her wander?

Su Ming, who came to her senses, saw that the interviewer was a "personnel manager" and immediately wanted to run. But how can rational white-collar workers do this? So in an instant, she hypnotized herself into a cold and aloof little fairy, took a deep breath and nodded faintly: "Good morning."

Brother, why should narrow meeting remind me of yesterday's embarrassment? Mountains and rivers meet, don't cross. Imagine yourself waving your sleeves like a fairy, not taking away yesterday's memories and clouds. She moved slowly like a spacewalk, drifting towards the writing room, and she was about to turn around. Oh, turn around and win!

"Sue, you didn't bring your card." Sister fairy, you didn't take away your memory but left a famous brand.

Huh? The fairy was stunned ... she fell back to reality from the cold and arrogant fairy. She put away her famous brand and ran away without grace, and then ... she bumped her head against the wall, turned the corner and heard another "ouch", followed by her repeated "sorry"

Lin Lang smiled again and hugged his stomach. I can't, I can't. If I keep laughing, my cheeks will hurt and my stomach will hurt.

Zhang Dongluo looked at the direction in which Sue disappeared with a livid face: "You gave me such a woman?"

Lin Lang patted him on the shoulder.

"Please, there is still a probation period." Only when the time comes, he will still find a way to let her stay.

"I hope the company has not been ruined by you and her." It is terrible for a company to have a devil who is afraid of chaos in the world, and now there is another idiot.

"Don't worry, I will support you if you are unemployed." Lin Lang gave him a glad eye and walked into his office with a satisfied smile. chapter two

The work will start soon ... it should start, at least she thinks so. What she does is to draw according to the instructions of architects and engineers. It's boring but doesn't need too much brains. Although some of her talents were buried, at least she wouldn't worry about accidents because she accidentally added a few fewer columns and more windows. It is not her little draftsman who is responsible for signing the design drawings.

Think about how the teacher threatened her: because of your sloppy appearance, you'd better not design, design a construction accident and lock you up for life.

Well, is it okay for her to help others according to the instructions?

With the familiarity with the working environment, I gradually got to know something about the company. There are only two separate offices on the twelfth floor, one is Zhang Dongluo, the personnel manager and architect. The other is Lin Lang, the fake personnel manager she met that day. It is the youngest chief architect, first-class architect and first-class engineer license in the company. He is the soul of the company, and his ability is strong enough to classify her into animals.

But I have to deny that he is a designer with the best temper and never scolds her. Unlike that Zhang Dongluo, every time I see her, it's like seeing the waste to be treated, especially when I put his picture wrong and want to strangle her.

"You're an idiot, the pillars of this mall are thirty, not three hundred, you when you Ann plum blossom pile! Did you graduate from college? What the hell are you thinking! " Zhang Dongluo looked at her bitterly. That was close. He first found something wrong and quietly hid the picture. If she shows it to her clients, people will think they are street performers in the construction industry.

"I will graduate after another year of education." She trembled and answered honestly, or the professor really didn't want to see her again, which made her hurt people. "And it is the lowest score."