The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that the quilt need not be folded-it was meant to be spread out to sleep-but it was also the first one to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.
I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.
If this era can produce all talents, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of people, but unfortunately there is no, so we have to take off the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents.
The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets.
6. Trends can only wait, not chase. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.
7. China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, boasting is nothing, just like ancient women used to bind their feet, and they were called "big feet" when they met normal feet; People in China are used to "small talk", and when it is normal, it is naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking.
8. I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to fail in ideological and moral education than to have no thoughts.
9. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.
10, don't like being trapped by nature, and often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules 20 times and asks me to take three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.
1 1. There are very few beautiful women on the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.
12, all kinds of buses stop at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic quality of officials.
13, it is hateful to occupy the toilet, but in fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after pulling the shit.
14. After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again. The requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is very subtle. For example, if something is eaten just right and suddenly robbed, it is natural to try every means to find a similar taste-this logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat.
15, fame is like the hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, others can see it at a glance.
16, I am good at math, physics, Chinese and English, and my music and sports computers are all zero. I can't even operate a computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.
17, an adult over 18 still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes, which is really a failure of education.
18, math is being done, and I have been doing it until I find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.
19. When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.
Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.
20. If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, love is all about saving face.
2 1. In the process of fighting SARS, some airlines have introduced 60% discount measures for teachers and medical staff, which is very puzzling. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what the teacher has to do with SARS except teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I'm a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane?
22, this article, in the case of fluent sentences and few typos affecting reading, there is no standard to judge good or bad. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing, and no teacher would think that his students' writing was good enough to become famous writers, or would make many revisions.
23. One year, when the school paid tuition fees, it forcibly overcharged 100 yuan on the grounds that the parents' loans were used for education construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. Finally, no one knows what the money has built.