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A witty and humorous sentence that makes people happy?

Humor can make people more approachable. Appropriate humor can relieve tense atmosphere and make people relax their vigilance. I will share some with you below. Come and enjoy them with me. Excerpt

1. Tears, a kind of painful raindrops, have been raining in my world for some time. I only know that my heart aches and bleeds, just for you.

2. I made a promise with the blue sky that I don’t want to cry in such nice weather; it’s just that the angel’s tears on the white clouds occasionally flicker in my eyes.

3. The moths have gone to the fireflies, and the school friends have no children left. Occasionally, one person is left, and they say nothing. The cowboy crosses the river and builds a raft, and he stays here for three days. It turns out that this word is in front of the boundary.

4. I don’t want to have the ups and downs of the stormy waves, I just want to have the long-lasting love, I don’t want a vigorous love, I just want to wait for you quietly every day; I don’t want to be close to each other. Lingering, I just want to sleep with my white head in my dreams and hold hands with you for the rest of my life.

5. Baby, my love, my heart is with you; your heartbeat is connected to my blood, your steps are the beat of my life; even if all the lovesickness turns into dust, I still Never say never.

6. A group of Americans traveled to Russia and unfortunately encountered a bear in the forest. They passed a group of camping Russians while running for their lives. In a panic, these American tourists kicked down the Russian tents... The Russians were not willing to let them go and repaired the American tourists. Afterwards, the conversation between the Russians was as follows: Vasily, among those sissy Americans just now... there was a man in a fur coat who was considered a man.

7. As long as you remember me, I don’t mind if the whole world forgets me.

8. The eternal thing is always time, and what is left to us is memory.

9. Because of you, I know how to grow, but you are still my injury.

10. The memories that a person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others.

11. A person landed alone, so crowded that only loneliness remained.

12. The loneliness of one person is called loneliness, and the loneliness of two people is called lovesickness.

13. A person’s loneliness needs to be tempered.

14. Maybe time is an antidote, and it is also the poison I am taking now.

15. Now you are too far away and can only remain in my memory.

16. I gave you the warmest embrace, but you gave me the most painful joke.

17. I am so good that I forget to cry. I'm so good that I don't understand sadness.

18. I gave you my whole heart, how could you be willing to make me worry.

19. Time will slowly settle, and some people will slowly fade away in your heart.

20. You are just a passer-by, I am just passing by, and we just pass by.

21. The love I missed in those years, I really want to embrace your courage to embrace the missed love.

22. Good things are always recalled, and the previous scenes will not be repeated.

23. Everyone has a sadness that they want to hide but try to cover up.

24. Your words can make me feel worth the tears I shed.

25. Two hearts are destined to become odd numbers, either too crowded or too lonely. Appreciation

1. Memories are beautiful, but very sad; memories are just memories that cannot be returned to the past.

2. Things in the past can never be returned, and now we can only use them to remember.

3. When the tears flow down, I realize that separation is also another kind of understanding.

4. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

5. Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

6. A true warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

7. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old before you come?

8. The beauty of knowledge is that it makes people confused; the beauty of poetry is that it makes people confused. It lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in lying so that he can see ghosts in daylight.

9. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

10. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

11. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

12. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

13. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

14. I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I can’t tell you as many things as you want to hear.

15. God has not given me any great responsibility, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones. Featured

1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of ***.

2. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.

3. The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop. I fall in love more and more but he is not here.

4. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wire, sparks and lightning will appear along the way.

5. When you see through everything, you realize that losing is more practical than having.

6. Don’t say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe.

7. Love always comes and goes, so why should we care about that little bit of tenderness.

8. Love has two postures, one is chasing and the other is waiting.

9. Last night, I was watching my mobile phone with my friends. A friend liked a model that cost around 2,000 yuan, but his wife thought it was too expensive and didn’t plan to buy it. When the sales girl in the store saw this, she said: Two thousand yuan is not expensive. Do you have to listen to your wife? My friend replied: I listen to you. Will you sleep with me tonight?

< p> 10. There is a girl whose personality signature is that I am a little neurotic who is not tall, not thin, and elusive. …***…This is the first time I’ve seen someone describe someone who is short, thick, and likes to run around in such a refreshing and refined way!.

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