Internet buzzwords in 2017:

How can an ugly duckling turn into a swan? Don’t forget that the ugly duckling is originally a swan. Modern girls have three obediences and four obediences: they are never gentle, never considerate, and never unreasonable; the four obediences are: they cannot be messed with, they cannot be criticized, they cannot be scolded, and they cannot be beaten. Never place your hopes on tomorrow. If you don’t take the initiative, don’t refuse, don’t speak out, and don’t take responsibility. If you want to hang out in the world, it’s best to pretend to be a bachelor. If you don’t take care of your health now, you will become a doctor later. It's all boiled water, nothing to put in Youlemei. I have received 9999 of them. Please shoot your Cupid’s arrow to fulfill my wish of thousands of arrows piercing my heart. Just stand there and don't move! Wait for me to run over! Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm. He is so handsome that he has no friends. Marriage gives you the freedom to wear a cotton coat. It may be inconvenient to move around, but you will feel quite warm when winter comes. Snow White explains that no matter how nice the seven losers are to her, they are still not as good as a kiss from a tall, rich and handsome person. Not writing about your mood does not mean that you are not in a mood. If you fall in love with cigarettes and matches, you are destined to be harmed. Ten years ago, I could beat your father to death with one slap. Ten years later, I can still beat you to death with one slap. Go to hell, dead mosquitoes. Two people are in love because of love. What is a confidante? Looking everywhere? May the force be with you! Don't be too presumptuous, it's of no use. You can't study hard at such a young age. Look at Sun Wukong, who is over five hundred years old and still studying in the West! If I'm here, you won't be without a home. As far as life goes, just get out of here. When I should have saved money in the past, I didn't save any money, but now the money I have saved is worthless! You have all the traditional advantages of oriental women: one is beauty, two is kindness, three is virtuous, four is hard-working, five is gentle, six is ??pure, seven is simple, and eight is upright, so people call you Eight Po. Work is like pregnancy, it always makes you want to vomit! Baidu, I heard that you know everything. Let me ask you, do you understand me? It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road are looking forward to spring. Asking where the brothel is, Dahua pointed out that in the Cangjing family, we are all short-sighted and cannot see close love. Ren Yingying taught Linghu Chong to play the piano, and later she fell in love with Linghu Chong; Yue Lingshan taught Lin Pingzhi martial arts, and later she fell in love with Lin. Pingzhi; Xiaolongnv taught Yang Guo martial arts, and later she fell in love with Yang Guo; the old naughty boy taught Yinggu martial arts, and later he fell in love with Yinggu; but, why didn’t any of the female teachers or female assistants who taught me fall in love with me? ? Just now a girl called me: "Come to my house, there is no one!" She ran away excitedly! ! ! After knocking on the door for a long time, I found that there is really no one... Difficulties in life: If you have money, you will be said to be bad. If you have no money, you will be said to be a failure. If you are successful, you will be said to be speculative. If you are not successful, you will be said to be a failure. You are worthless; if you have a lover, you will be called a bad person; if you do not have a lover, you will be called a pervert. Negotiation is the art of compromise, debate is a confrontation of one-sided truths, and ultimately negotiation is the bottom line of the debate. My responsibility is to give up responsibility. Please return cow B to cow. Cows also need sex. What comes out of sleeping is not just feelings, but also hairstyles! Never quarrel with your parents, because when you can't win, you will only get scolded, and when you win, you will only get beaten. Faced with high gas prices, high housing prices, and difficulty in making friends, staying at home is the lowest level of consumption. If you never leave me, I will ignore you and be unjust. Don't talk to me about love. If you love me, just love me. If you don't love me, just get out. Don't be crazy about me. I'm not a legend. I just haven't been a big brother for many years.

Holding a kitchen knife to cut the wires, fire and lightning appeared all the way. As we chatted, we looked forward to it; as we looked at it, it faded; as we walked, it faded away. Tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead. Just because we have a holiday, you can't treat me as a holiday. Everyone knows that an ugly duckling eventually turns into a beautiful old white swan, but now that you have turned into an old dinosaur, hey. . It’s really a woman’s eighteenth transformation. It is said that when you marry, you have to marry a gray wolf, but have you ever considered whether you are suitable to be a red wolf? When you use your fingers to accuse others, don't forget that there are three fingers pointing at yourself. According to the pig's aesthetics, you are basically a handsome guy. In fact, you are not introverted, you are just not good at being cheerful to people who are not close to you. What is your zodiac sign? I am made of flesh. If you are simple, the world will be simple for you. Not only do I have a car, but I also drive my own bicycle. . .