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1, you said your brother was Conan, and your name was Chen Ke (kowtowing, ...

2. Now I'm not afraid of men cheating, I'm afraid of men coming out.

I will show you around Tomb-Sweeping Day in a couple of days.

In fact, Valentine's Day is similar to Tomb-Sweeping Day. The only difference is that Valentine's Day tells people a lot of nonsense, while Tomb-Sweeping Day tells ghosts a lot of people.

Tears streamed down my face during the Qingming Festival, so I sent my grief to the grave of my old friend.

Don't ask me stupid questions, because I don't know how to answer them.

7. If you love me, Tomb-Sweeping Day will come to me.

8. The difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day now is the same as that in Tomb-Sweeping Day. They all send flowers and food. The difference is that Valentine's Day burns real money and talks a lot of nonsense.

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. This festival in Tomb-Sweeping Day is still the light of our ancestors.

10, don't pretend that we are still good friends = =

1 1. During the Qingming Festival, I felt sad and worshipped my ancestors for a long time.

12, Tomb-Sweeping Day arrived, and another batch of local tyrants were born.

13, Tomb-Sweeping Day paid homage to my dead lover.

14, Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to primary school and junior high school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there.

15, I'm alive, and I can only count on Tomb-Sweeping Day to take a vacation.

16, whenever I jump over and see those lovely and wonderful things, I always sweat!

17, Tomb-Sweeping Day has arrived, and he will be rich soon.

18, April Fool's Day confession is simply weak, and Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king! Because, in case of rejection, you can say, "Ah, I was possessed just now."

19, I'm not shameless, just too thin-skinned, you can't see it.

20. How many couples got the chance to get together at home during the holiday in Tomb-Sweeping Day?

2 1, powerless, rich and poor, rich and heartless, without feelings, without fate, without points, and some are getting divorced.

This year's Tomb-Sweeping Day falls on the same day as Easter, which is called Deception Day.

23. Three weeks+Tomb-Sweeping Day+three weeks+Labor Day+three weeks+Dragon Boat Festival+three weeks = summer vacation.

24. If anyone dares to cheat me on April Fool's Day, don't blame me for burying you in Tomb-Sweeping Day!

25. I finally know why April Fool's Day came first, and then Tomb-Sweeping Day came.

26. We are celebrating Children's Day now and Women's Day in ten years. Then mother's day. Then we will go to the Double Ninth Festival. Finally, I passed Tomb-Sweeping Day.

27. Whoever plays with me on April Fool's Day will dig a hole in Tomb-Sweeping Day to burn incense for you. Don't ask me why.

28. Love in my heart Let's get married in Tomb-Sweeping Day! Walk into the tomb hall together.

Tomb-Sweeping Day, the man who lied to me yesterday buried you.

30. God, come out and see the Tathagata.

3 1, since the establishment of Qingguo College, I suddenly found that the teachers in our class are weak!

Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

We were together in Tomb-Sweeping Day three years ago, and Tomb-Sweeping Day three years later was the moment when our love died?

34. Have you started planning to meet in Tomb-Sweeping Day during the holiday?