1. I feel most tired when I have nothing to do.

2. Don’t tease me, or I will molest you.

3. Friends are not afraid of the real bad, but afraid of the fake.

4. You have to cherish what I give you, especially your face!

5. No matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

6. I will treat you to fish when I have time. It seems that you are quite picky!

7. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time.

8. Time has taught me that I don’t have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

9. I am not fat, it is swelling caused by allergies to life.

10. If you can’t love me, then you can’t mess with me and get involved in my loneliness.

11. The greatest tragedy in life is that youth is gone but acne remains.

12. No matter how strong I am, you will always be my weakness.

13. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

14. You are like a bitter melon, so cool in clothes and so cool in appearance.

15. Why do I suddenly want to cry? Do I also have a little sadness that goes against the current?

16. Instead of comforting yourself that being ordinary is precious, it is better to try your best to live a beautiful life.

17. Metamorphosis should come as early as possible. If it comes too late, happiness will not be so pleasant.

18. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced the love and hatred you mentioned.

19. Regardless of whether it is worthy or not, a lighter worth 1 yuan can also light a cigarette worth 10,000 yuan.

20. Although the famous flower has its owner, I am here to loosen the soil! It is difficult for a rich man, but it is difficult for a man without money!

21. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, Just ask me to go to the blackboard and answer questions.

22. I have two months of summer vacation. I don’t know how I got through this month.

23. A true brother is your woman when you need her most.

24. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

25. Women are not Oreos. Please don’t twist them, lick them, and take a dip.

26. Sometimes we are too sensitive. No one looks down on you, but they don’t look at you at all.

27. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

28. Who says you don’t have perseverance? Just insist on being single. Have you been there for several decades?

29. Face is something external to the body, you can either want it or not. Money is a necessary thing and you have to have it.

30. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four.

31. You pervert, I call you a scum, but you are sorry for other scum, scum? Are you worthy?

32. The most useless thing in the world is salary. I got angry after seeing the article, wiping my butt too thinly.

33. I used to have eight-pack abs, but when I was practicing the ninth-pack abs, I went crazy and returned home.

34. I finally got used to my appearance and rationalized it. Another ugly haircut.

35. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies. Those who are not good-looking but still like to eat are called foodies!

36. An impulsive person like me should If someone slaps you with a lot of money, calm down carefully.

37. A woman’s pride is not how loyal a man is, but how well you live after leaving him.

38. Nowadays, people want to find a partner when they have enough to eat. But I am so awesome, I can’t eat enough at all.

39. Men’s quitting smoking is the same as women’s weight loss. The more they lose weight, the more they gain weight, and the more they quit smoking, the more they smoke!

40. When God closes a door for you, you will always lose weight. There will be many unlocking phone numbers left on the wall for you.

41. I believe that time can really change a person, just like you were ugly before, but then you became more and more uglier.

42. When I was brilliant, I was surrounded by friends. When I was down, there were no dogs around me.

43. If something is trendy or too trendy, it means it is not mainstream. If you dress sexy, if you are too sexy, you will sit on the stage.

44. The beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in lying so well that he can tell the truth in daylight.

45. I have been single for a long time. Even when I see two dumplings stuck together while cooking, I have to use a shovel to separate them.

46. The new definition of moonlight clan: At the beginning of the month, the dog eats what I eat, and at the end of the month, I eat what the dog eats.

47. Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. The most exciting national style is the big one.

48. Some people say that I am fat again. Hey, do you know this is called wealth? I am adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance.

49. I heard that there is radiation when sleeping with a mobile phone next to the pillow. I was so scared that I got up and threw the pillow away. I was scared to death.

50. I was once an angel. The reason why I can’t go back to heaven is because the delicious food in the world is too tempting and I gained weight.

51. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

52. When I see everyone’s boyfriends getting uglier and uglier, I know that everyone is getting serious and really want to start a family.

53. As a piece of clothing, you don’t know how to bathe yourself, and you want me to wash it for you. Do you want to lose face in your clothes? You tell me!

54. The above is the 56 selected sentences from the Tik Tok tone-picture copywriting collection I shared with you on Meiwen.com. You are welcome to read and collect.

55. One of the best feelings is: my phone is fully charged and I can finally unplug the charger and roll to the other side of the bed.

56. Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can spend time at any time and lie down anywhere.

57. There is only one reason to move forward, but there are a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons all day long to prove that they are not cowards, but never use one reason to prove that they are a warrior.

58. I have prepared a complete collection of TikTok tunes and copywriting for you. Friends who want to know more about it can come and take a look with me. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling. ,