Please roll into a ball and leave.

You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

Your appearance is out of proportion.

No matter how thick the wall is, it can't stand your face.

6. The mouse walked away with tears when it saw you!

7. All we have is a three-dimensional figure.

8. Seeing that your grandmother doesn't hurt, your uncle doesn't.

9. A slap on the wall won't button it.

10, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

1 1, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

12, ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

13, could you please see clearly what goods you are talking about?

14, half the books in the world are written by fools for fools.

15, your mother gave birth to you in a random state.

16, why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

17, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.

18, when treating you as a person, will you try to be as humane as possible?

19, I am not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs.

20. A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!

2 1, just know what you are.

22. Your family is not mainstream, your mother wears socks and your father uses tin foil.

23. Are you great? Isn't it supported by the Animal Protection Association?

24. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched.

25. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!

26. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

27. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking.

28. If you are sick, you can cure it. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

29. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

30. Excuse me, is your coffin sliding or turning over?

3 1, unconsciously time flies by, and life often lives in regret.

32, you haven't fully evolved, it's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

33. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.

34, hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

35-year-old, kindergarten-level high school student, frog head suffers from congenital Mongolian disease.

36. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

37. In reality, you tell lies with your real name, and in the Internet, you tell the truth with a pseudonym.

38. Although you are crooked, you still have a lot of fancy words.

39. Africans are descendants of black pigs and chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance.

40. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

4 1, don't think that I don't want to remember you just because I don't hate you.

42. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

43. You said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.

44. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

45, there are cockroaches * * * super-individuals, semi-plants with rotten vitality.

46. Where did aliens come from? From his stomach, of course.

47. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

48. The evil that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots is the offspring of our ancestors who are humiliated.

49. Are you proud of your small chest and saving cloth for your country?

50. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

5 1, you should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in jail at once!

If you want to * *, only someone will advise you not to leave your body, so as not to pollute the environment.

53. I think you are good at mixing. Don't forget what kind of dog you were.

54. If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can.

55. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

56. How about my mother's nature paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?

57, * * will always be * *, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

58. Your mother took you shopping, and people asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

59. Seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

60. Go back and wash your face. My sister will give you a catty of perfume to cover up the smell of dregs on your body.

6 1, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

62. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

63. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

64, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

65. Are you crazy? Or 100℃ boiled water.

66. You said you could do something. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

As an awesome person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

68. I really want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

70. Before spraying excrement, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.

7 1, you have done two things wrong in your life, one is to live and the other is to live.

72. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.

73. Do whatever you really want. Looking back and smiling, scared the dreamer to death!

Don't you know that you smell like a goldfish that has been dead for a few days?

75. Don't take mom and dad away without asking. Why are you so filial?

76. When a wise man is at his wit's end, the method that a fool comes up with must be the most useful.

77. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken. You want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.

78. Spring is over. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

79. I have nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am not as shameless as you.

80. I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

8 1. What do you have * * *? Oh, oh, so you are a neighborhood committee for African black refugees.

82. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily, and grenades will explode when they see you.

83. Chew your name and spit on my heart, but what if the dog eats it?

84. Before the discourse is told, you are the master of the discourse, and after the discourse is told, you become the slave of the discourse.

85. People come and go and say that you two are crazy, but you have to say: our image spokesperson, Haier Brothers.

86. You think you are a life with incomplete evolution, and aliens with genetic mutations are awesome!

87. Hugging is really a strange thing. When we get so close, we can't see each other's faces.

88. Animals are still a little pitiful, but I am not, so I am not an animal.

89. God created men to make him lonely, and women to make him more lonely.

90. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture. Look at the sky like a bat.

9 1, just between your eyes, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of ATM bank.

92. Your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.

93. You paraplegic thing, give you a little face. You don't even know what you are?

94. Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

95. Play dumb. If you do it well, you will be as stupid as you think. Well done, it is called deep.

96. If you are cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually. If you are cute, you can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant.

97. You exude the word "cheap" from your appearance to your bone marrow cells and genes!

98, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

99. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul, too. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

100, some people always think that they are between cow A and cow C, but they don't know that they are between stupid A and stupid C.

10 1, I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

102, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

103, I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * *? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your * *?

104, why don't you look in the mirror and see yourself and cross-eyed? It's really your dad. How did your mother make you like this? Don't come out to scare people if you are ugly, okay? If you have a bad heart, you will be scared to death.