Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone. So let’s take a look at the funny signatures that I recommend for everyone. I hope it will be helpful to you.

Funny signature that hurts others 1

1. People say that I am beautiful, but in fact it is all made up.

2. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.

3. Diamonds are forever, one will go bankrupt!

4. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you

5. On a harmonious campus, the person riding a bicycle may be a PhD supervisor, while the person driving a Mercedes may be a logistics worker.

6. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

7. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

8. I’ll beat you to the stars.

9. The early bird catches the worm, the early worm gets eaten!

10. Roses are yours, chocolates are yours, and diamonds are yours. You, mine!

11. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light.

12. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

13. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

14. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

15. Success is % talent plus % not being distracted by the Internet.

16. You won’t give up until you reach the Yellow River, and you won’t give up until you sink to the bottom of the Yellow River.

17. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

18. Freedom is not to rely on others for charity, but to be pursued by oneself.

19. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

20. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "Japanese people also use personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

21. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!

22. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon, and the gibbon was gentle After cleaning it carefully, they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung!

23. Falling in love with someone Sometimes, there is always a little fear, fear of getting him; fear of losing him.

24. If you hang around, you will get annoyed sooner or later.

25. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly.

26. The rose is yours, the chocolate is yours, and the diamond is yours. You, mine! Mouse: I am in love with bats now. From now on, the children will live in the air and will not be afraid of you cats. The cat sneered, pointed at the owl on the tree and said: Did you see, she is already pregnant with my child!

27. It’s strange, you breathed in so much courage, but you spit it out. It's a sigh.

28. The lion and the bear defecated next to a tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his defecation was stronger than the bear's, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes of life - lion poop. Better than bear poop!

29. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

30. We are born with a mother but no father, and we are born to destroy our outlook on life, values ??and worldview!

Funny signatures that hurt others 2

1. This book I don’t mean to be different, but my taste is outstanding.

2. When your pants lose their belts, you understand what dependence is.

3. Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of ***.

4. Love is sometimes like the feeling of being drunk. The mind is obviously sober, but the behavior is out of control.

5. Don’t read what you shouldn’t see, don’t say what you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to what you shouldn’t hear, don’t think about what you shouldn’t think, and do whatever you should do.

6. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not even as ugly as you.

7. What do you think you look like? Even if you are a white-bone demon, you will be so scared that you will seek refuge with the Buddha.

8. Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical.

9. Some things in life are like sneezing. Although you have had a premonition, you are always caught off guard. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream!

10. When God closes the door here, he will open the window there, which is the so-called endless road.

11. I really don’t want to use my endless colorful vocabulary to attack your barren language.

12. If it’s your job, the machine can do it too. Then one day, you will also become a machine.

13. A heart that can’t be fucked all the time, your uncle can’t be fucked enough.

14. When you grow up, marry Tang Monk as your husband. If you can play with him, play with him. If you can’t play with him, eat him.

15. As soon as I open my eyes, I will know that you are a monster.

16. I am a fat person, not a rough person.

17. I am the princess who cuts thorns and kills dragons on the road, swims across rivers and climbs to the top of the tower, and is responsible for kissing you awake.

18. I said you want plastic surgery, go to South Korea or Thailand; now you are completely disabled as a result of Thai ladyboy surgery!

19. Can’t feel it Painful love is not true love, and a marriage that does not feel happy must be a sad marriage.

20. You are willing to use it as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your ***.

21. Friends are like quilts, what really keeps you warm is your own body temperature.

22. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

23. Please make a serving of Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onion, a little salt, and an extra egg, take it away.

24. Wearing Hengyuanxiang’s sweater, carrying a melatonin gift box, holding calcium trispermine gluconate, sipping Tai Chi Jiji syrup, running wherever there are crowds of people - this is considered performance art, right? .

25. The accountant said, "You can come and collect your salary later. I don't have any change."

26. The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she walked over and whispered to him Said: "Be careful!" The patient smiled and said: "Baby."

27. If you stay together for a long time, you will break up, if you stay apart for a long time, you will get together; if you drink, you will go crazy, and if you drink, you will drink.

28. Thinking better after the fact is like a pig beforehand.

29. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

30. The sea is vast by leaping fish, and the broken drum is beaten by others.