Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

I spent my whole life looking back on my youth, and I also want to doubt my life.

Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on the home computer and then CTRL+V on the company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

7. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

8. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

9. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

10. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

1 1. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the crowd.

12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

13. The story of the stone tells us that all the things we really love are finally scattered, and all the miscellaneous things are finally reunited.

14. If you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you do is not very innovative-Woody Allen.

15. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

16. Only a dead skeleton with a twisted neck like a fetus looks like a broken lily to me.

17. People in the past, don't be sad for my death. If I live, none of you will live-robespierre's epitaph.

18. Since SDB launched the intellectual advertising slogan "I just want to develop with you", people in the banking industry have compiled a more intellectual companion piece: "Everbright is no good".

19. If you keep missing, you will be disappointed easily and become unfamiliar unconsciously.

20. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

2 1. Dream of staying on the grassland. They often hung in the sky last month.

22. Broadcast gymnastics begins now: ╔ ╔ ╚ ╚ ╚ ╗ ╔ ╗.

23. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

24. This girl, wearing cool clothes, looks really depressed.

25. This girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us. Secondly, you have no milk (green dam) gap. How do we communicate?

26. Ask for the saddest song? The best answer: "socialism is good"

27. "Sarah, you sing so well, I must leave you in 10. But I voted for Yico Zeng, because you are so strong, you will definitely advance organically. "

28. Before, I didn't believe in turning black and white and referring to a deer as a horse. When I saw Yu and Lotus River, I believed it.

29. The telephone bill is overdrawn by 900,000 yuan, and the sentence is indefinite, and the person is killed and sentenced to 3 years; ATM malicious withdrawal 1.7 million yuan was sentenced to life, and corruption of tens of millions was sentenced to 1 year. -Wonderful China.

30. When I arrived at a temple, I learned that the monk said that donating some money, 3,500 yuan would be fine. Answer: I really don't have that much money with me. Maybe next time. The monk replied: you can swipe your card.

3 1. "If only your parents had spent those ten minutes walking. . . "