1, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night and couldn't wake up during the day.

2. There is a feeling that it is not sensational; There is a kind of person called nonhuman.

3. I hate less books when I use them, and I don't spend enough money when I use them.

In this world, many people see me, but few people accompany me.

When people say I love you, I always say: Take out your heart and let me see if it is love.

6. Life is so sad, did you sleep soundly? I was awakened by a bubble of urine.

7. I look at your bright head at one end, but you don't know it at the other.

8. If class is a hypnotic, then surfing the Internet is a refreshing agent.

9, don't let me kick you like a ball, I'm afraid you can't stand my continuous ravages.

10, just an extra person, so no one will care about my sadness.

1 1, I heard that money is the dirtiest thing in the world. You can throw it to me if you don't want it.

12, life, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

13, if I were a director, I'd let you die at gunpoint, before you saw the audience.

14, I am not good-looking, but I am not as free and easy as you.

15, at the beginning of life, human nature is good; Zero points, eggs.

16, these days, I can't rely on myself and want to rely on others.

17, don't talk with your eyes closed when you have nothing to do. People who don't know think it's a fake body.

18, men who don't hit women are all good men.

19, I will never do two things in my life: 1. Neither will this one. That won't happen either.

20. I promise not to cry. You fucking smoke me with onions.

2 1, the specialty of the school is that it won't let you do whatever you want.

22. Don't fall in love with me, because I am an alien on another planet.

23. I can't answer all your questions, but one person is very punctual in spending time with his mother.

24. Actually, I am highly educated, but I am a farmer in temperament.

I haven't been in contact with society for a long time, but I didn't expect to be so open now.

26. Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.

27, just a clown, gave you a smile but couldn't give me sincerity.

28. If a friend is unhappy, tell everyone to be happy.

29. If you hold something that doesn't belong to you, it will only hurt yourself.

30. I am human and have a temper. I can talk, and I get angry.

3 1, not everyone can see my lady side, so I only pretend to be a lady in front of you.

I don't have the heart to scold me if you don't know me, and I don't have the heart to cut me if you know me.

33, when you can't hold back, I am willing to let you out, isn't it fart?

Women, don't be deceived by us sweet-talking men. Hereby advise.

I will listen to your nonsense as a joke, so I am actually very happy.

Although a penguin is a bird, its fat body makes it impossible to fly. You too?

People laugh at me for being crazy, but you can't see my anger.

38. It was you who came to my dream at night and broke my dream.

39. In fact, you still have many benefits that you haven't discovered. You can ward off evil spirits and have sex at night.

40, the weather forecast reminds you: rain and lightning, be careful to be cut.

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1, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!

Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

3. Everyone is a king and dominates the world of himself. You don't listen to me, but you won't let me listen to you either.

4. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

I don't know what the teacher said there, but it seems very powerful.

6. It is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

7. You were tanned in the bright sun in the south, and I was frozen in the cold night in the north.

8. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.

9. People with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

10, if pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

1 1, even if I won't change after the year, I will still love you as I do now!

12, seeing this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.

13, when you came to me, I was so excited that I could finish the whole set of broadcast gymnastics.

14, time is a butcher's knife, for those beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

15, thank you for your indifference and know my self-love.

16, I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

17, your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

18, the happiest thing in this world is that the person you love loves you.

19, wearing thin clothes and taking off meat are all called animals, and you did it.

20. The wind is fine. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

2 1, don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough!

22, really nervous, so nervous, what should I do? I have to meet my parents! Is Aunt Wen gentle and Uncle Wen fierce? I was scared. After all, I hit his child first.

23. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

24, fat, you have the ability to bully your stomach, how can you not be able to rush your chest?

25, just forget to bring money to eat, tell the boss to make it up next time, the boss doesn't want to! I called 10 in a rage, and finally took all the money for the meal!

26. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

27. Don't look back on the past maliciously, and don't look forward to the future nervously, but live the present seriously.

28. The little girl selling flowers took my hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can see at a glance that you are a playboy.

29. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

30. There was a match. I didn't wash my hair for a few days, and my scalp itched. I grabbed it and burned it to death.

3 1, when I have long hair to my waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

32. No matter on the wedding invitation or the tombstone of the funeral, I hope that your name and mine can be written together forever.

33. God didn't take special care of me, nor abandoned me, just playing with me.

34. Every time before the exam, copying is extremely busy. There are many cheat sheets, but I'm afraid there aren't enough. After the exam, books were thrown everywhere. Girls go shopping and boys pick up girls.

35. When someone asks me what happiness is, I tell them that happiness means that the person I love smiles at me.

36. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

37, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

38, the highest level of ugliness, there is no first night, and even the first kiss.

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly.

40. Why do you quarrel? Can't we just sit down and cut each other a few times calmly?

4 1, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

42. Some things don't need to be wrangling, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

43. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

44, throw you a tiger cage, the tiger dare not eat, you are too jealous of your teeth.

45. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away.

46. It's not your fault that you are ugly. It's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.

47. I know you don't treat me like a number. Actually, I didn't take you seriously either.

48. My world is very simple, only what I care about and what I don't care about, and I love you.

49. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.

50. People in love are more powerful than the devil or angel and can get everything.

5 1, in the days without women, I take pleasure in flirting with men!

When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

53. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.

54. Devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

56. There are many flaws, even a missing corner is perfect.

57. I'm a little tacky, a little boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart, a little rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

58. I miss you very much. I don't know what this means now, but I know I will never lose my love. But I will sincerely bless you, my once baby.

59. Men like to touch their hands when they are drunk, while women make people move around when they are drunk.

60. If you count the increase in wages and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

6 1. Thank you to all those who have accompanied me to the present, especially those who intend to go with me.

I don't want to talk to you when you talk to me, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail like a puppy.

63. At night, with the gentle eyes of the stars, it will become beautiful.

64. In fact, we are all three good students. Our three virtues are: having a good time, eating well and sleeping well.

65. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

66. At first glance, you are not so good. If you look carefully, you might as well take a quick look.

67. It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.

68. I have tasted the ups and downs myself, and I am not qualified to say that I am not.

69. I suddenly felt dispensable for a moment.

70. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

7 1, taking a shower, please don't disturb, please buy a ticket for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20% for groups!

I love you is the oldest love story, but it can make people feel warm.

73. The highest level of eating buffet is: help the wall to go in and then help the wall to come out.

74. Life I am sorry for you, because I have never treated you well.

75. Just after quarreling, I feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

76. Remember to be hard on yourself when you are good, and let yourself go when you are difficult.

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1, don't scare my parents with my grades. I'm too awesome to let my family know.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

Yesterday, I dreamed that Obama's daughter proposed to me. I think she is ugly. I don't agree. I'm so nervous. I wonder if it will affect Sino-US relations.

You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.

6. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted at me, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security expert bureau. Asako said, look at my face.

8. Q: Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

9. Why do you quarrel? Can't we just sit down and cut each other a few times calmly?

10, there is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

1 1. Recently, I have been poor and crazy, and I have no money to buy cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. Flatten the steamed bread if you want to eat pie. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

12, school! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

13, I heard that people who have been typing wrong have higher IQ. Because the IQ is too high, the hand can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.

14, except that the cold front is a warm front. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

15, the heart became a desert island, and no one bought it, so it was no longer sold.

16, I want to be your heart in the next life, at least I will die if I don't jump.

17, take your hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

18, don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

19, afraid to look in the mirror for too long, for fear of falling in love with myself.

20, miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw for you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

2 1. How big is your school? I replied that the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships.

22. If you just wait, what will happen will only make you old.

23, it's cold, I want to send you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat closely accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.

24. Between a cloud and a cloud, there is blue friendship. There is pink love between a bunch of stamens and a flower. But I and your world, may you be closest to me.

25. I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

26. I saw you hide yourself with a leaf, but I smiled and brushed the dirt off you.

I told you not to be infatuated with my brother, because he has wasted his time and can't do such hard work. He also wants to drink regularly, scold the street when he is drunk, and smoke on credit when he has no money. You said he was angry with his father.

28, happiness is good, don't bask in it, because it will dry sooner or later.

29. I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden cantaloupe and kiss your cantaloupe. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, call you a melon, and call you a fool.

30. I am me, fireworks of different colors, he is him, two dollars for a bunch of flowers, you are you, and 70 cents for a box of firecrackers.

3 1. All my goldfish have died since I was with you. It says you smell like a cat.

You see, the rainbow on the other side despised me that day because I was brighter than it.

33. I, a simple person, can't work out such calculation problems as mathematics.

I thought I wanted a career, but I just wanted a salary.

35. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

36. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

37. If you wear flats because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, now is the time.

38. When you were a child, your mother hung a bone for you and at least had a dog to play with!

39. Marriage is the grave of love. Without it, you will come to no good end.

40. On New Year's Eve, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Evening and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

4 1, the so-called beauty is three points and looks seven points; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

42. I have always envied my deskmate and envied her having such a good deskmate.

43. Don't complain behind my back. Come out and kill me if you're not happy.

Go ahead, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

45. I planted my girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of green hats in autumn.

46. Pay all wages, including unplanned wages; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Thoughts are reported every day, including a flash of thought.

47. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

48. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the right age and marry the safest person.

49. There is a dress on Taobao, with bad review 10 and favorable review 1. The praise is: I bought it for my classmates. I'm satisfied that she is badly dressed.

50. Online and stealth are the same these days, and nobody cares about you.

5 1, the only thing that keeps growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.

52. In the past, beautiful women played non-mainstream, but now fat pigs are rampant. What's wrong with that?

53. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

54. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

55. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!

56. Yesterday, my friend and I watched a ghost film, and he actually cried. Ha ha ha ha, what a coward! If I hadn't fainted, I would have laughed at him severely!

57. I'd like to cook a fish, braise it in soy sauce, boil it in water, steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.

58. What is love? It turns out that no matter whether you are good or bad, you just want to treat it gently, even if you are deeply hurt, you can't bear to hate it.

59. Be a temperamental troll, a layered pervert and a knowledgeable illiterate!

60. I wake up every morning with a handsome hairstyle, either Saiyan or Altman.

6 1, don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough!

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

Do you know why you are always sleepy at school? Because school is the place where dreams begin!

64. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; No matter how wonderful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the cycle of life and death!

65. Woman, don't take your enchanting appearance as a cheap token. Men, don't regard their unruly character as narcissistic capital.

66. It's not a joke to poke a sore spot, it's a deliberate act of playing dumb.

67. I want to miss you on the scattered stars; May the starlight shine into your window and sleep with you.

68. It's good to have you in this life, sister. Always by your side. I love you, my sister.

69. My world is very simple, only what I care about and what I don't care about, and I love you.

70. A faint glance is your earnest commitment, and a quiet moment is my life. I don't want to leave you.

7 1, stop complaining1300 million people can't find the right person, and you can't find the right person in the four multiple-choice questions.

72. The mobile phone has been silent for several years. Answer the phone to see fate.

73. I was bitten by a dog. I was bitten because of you; Because you are someone else's mistress.

74. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying my loved ones is my present situation, and long life is my result.

75. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

76. Who said that women chase men's sandwich yarn? Separate your sister! Clearly across the Atlantic!

You don't look like a girl except when you have your period!

78. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

79. I really want to tell those who won the first prize of the two-color ball that there are two dollars in your million-dollar prize. Without me, there would be no you today.

80. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

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1. If love is invisible, let hate be complete. 2. My sister never smokes, because she is not sad when she hurts her lungs.

3. Friends should have a strong heart outside.

4. People are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called people?

Your love is too cheap, so I won't take part in such activities as buy one get one free.

6. You may not know that when you cry, my tears are flooding.

7. If you want to test me, be prepared for your patience.

8. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

9. Sadness, please stay away from me, I don't want to be infected by you.

10, looking forward to the future with pride, my world is also happy.

1 1, there is only one me in the world, so can anyone replace me?

12, I am not great enough to love me when you are tired of her.

13, don't be infatuated with elder sister, I'm just your legend.

14, you have to live by yourself and eat by yourself. Why do you have to live by looking at other people's faces?

15, knife in left hand, fork in right hand, enjoy life slowly.

16, I accept my love, but you can't stay when you leave.

17, don't play games with dogs, because you are just a dog.

18, you are too cold to freeze my heart.

19, stole my love and my heart. This is the person I love.

20, unrequited love, this is not love, just mean.

2 1. Don't wait for me to leave before you taste what true love is.

22. I am not your shadow. I can't live without you.

23. Don't influence my life with your self-righteous life rules.

24. I never suffer a loss, because I repay ten times the people who can make me suffer a loss.

25. In this dreamlike life, I can't sleep any more.

What's the big deal about making friends? You can wear a pair of pants if you dare.

27. Having said so many vows of eternal love, is it so hard for me to just say I love you?

28. When I get rich, I'll show off my wealth and show you this pretentious local tyrant.

I can't see the future, but I never stop.

As long as you have a strong heart, nothing in the world can knock you down.

3 1, don't show off with me, show off with others.

32. You are a dick in my eyes and I am a dick in his eyes.

I never do anything that makes me sad. I usually only do things that make others sad.

34. Time has taken away my thoughts. Where did I get the time to forget?

35. Life is not a TV play. Who do you represent?

36. You can dress up beautifully. I only like sparrows in trees.

You don't have to show off anything in front of me. Just because you are awesome doesn't mean I respect you.

38. I will try my best. I will give myself what I want.

Never lower your head, lower your head. I'm just tying my shoelaces.

40. The brain is for thinking, not for showing.