1. Give some funny graduation messages

Never bully the weak, otherwise the pain of being bullied will inspire the desire for revenge.

A female classmate was retained

But until now, I haven’t figured it out.

From beginning to end, you go from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don’t lose heart, you are still saved.

After knowing each other for four years, you left gently. You didn’t take away any good things, but you left behind a piece of shit. It stinks, it stinks!

Don’t forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who has never noticed:

This feeling can be remembered as a memory

But it was already at a loss at the time

Graduation from high school I left a message and a pervert said to me:

"I will love you until marriage"

Elementary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (haha, so silly)

The messages from junior high school are all long and touching. I was moved when I read them, but I can’t remember a single sentence now

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown over, and my heart is still waiting for you

I didn’t even think about leaving messages in college, and it was too late to find a job

I didn’t seem to be very sensible in elementary school;

In junior high school, everyone wrote an essay;

It was amazing when I was in high school. It was such a tight time to prepare for the exam, but as long as I asked others to write it after a few days, I would get it back with several pages, mainly comments on me, which was very touching.

Among them, "Every time you hear the sound of silence from now on, you will think of me" is very harmful. Every time you hear it, you will think of her. Depressed...

I wanted to write about it in college~~ I have no chance, no time, and no mood.

Remember to watch handsome guys come to me and play cards with me~

I probably should probably not forget you

A message from my college classmate: I wish you death Of value!

My good friend from college left me a message: Don’t go online anymore!

I will come to Spain to marry you in the future

I hope you are better than me

Due to introversion and silence, a classmate left a message: Silence that is innocent and pure often leads to It can move people more than words.

I will marry you after graduation!

In 1990, when I was in elementary school

I only complained, it was too slow to meet each other

I only hated to hate, but I was too hasty to say goodbye

Gou Wealth and honor, don’t forget each other.

The 21st century is here, and none of us will survive this century.

My brother left me this in high school:

What’s mine is yours, yours Still yours

But except for my wife~~~~~~~~~

Graduation message: get out of class is over, let’s walk out of the classroom.

Tell me your QQ

After graduation, don’t come to me again!

The most memorable sentence in the high school graduation guestbook:

"Actually, I have liked you for a long time, but I have never dared to say it!"

Dizzy! ! Why didn't you say it? I have always liked you too! It's a pity...

Three cups of wine promise, the five mountains are as light as the darkness, forgetting each other.

Remember to pay back the money

A college buddy left a message to a pair of classmates who were in love: classmates now, bedfellows in the future!

When I graduated from college, a female classmate lamented: In the future, I will be the boss. If I can’t be the boss, I will be the boss’s wife. If I can’t be the boss’s wife, I can be the boss’s wife! I'm dizzy!

I hope you can still smile sweetly at me when I see you again in the future. . But don't laugh until you cry.

The rush is too hasty

Several sunsets are red

There are thousands of knots in the heart

The wind is blowing outside the window

A classmate who repeated a grade left a message: Students, you can go first, I have something else to do~~~ 2. What are the eight words of blessings for graduates?

Have a bright future and a bright future!

Friendship lasts forever!

When I think about the past, there are many peaches and plums!

Now I am going, the willows are Yiyi!

Other blessings:

1. The road we have traveled, the people we have loved, the taste we have tasted, the tears we have shed, and the beauty we have laughed at, are all in the river of time. Precipitated, preserved in mottled memories. Four years have flown by, and I say goodbye after graduation. I wish you a bright future!

2. Bloom the most brilliant smile and give you a better dream for tomorrow.

3. May my parting words be an umbrella that can protect you from the scorching sun and wind and rain on your journey.

4. May you be a ship, riding the wind and waves in the ocean of knowledge; may you be a crystal, always maintaining a pure and beautiful heart; may you be an eagle, soaring in the vast sky!

5. Walking with you, recalling the same ideals we once had; breaking up with you, looking forward to the carnival when we meet again.

6. It’s another year of graduation, and the university students are about to say goodbye. I send you university graduation blessings and university graduation blessing text messages, hoping that everyone can realize their ideals. 3. Classmates record messages that are funny

1 The time you remember me is equal to your life span 2 We are about to separate, so I can make it funny by telling you a secret from back then, for example: In fact, I have always felt that You are ugly but you don’t have the nerve to say it; I stole your homework and didn’t make you stand still; I hid the love letter a classmate gave you privately. 3 Harmful friends: Don’t forget that we skipped class together. The good times and the painful times of being scolded by the teacher 4 Tablemate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over and I don’t have to sit with you anymore! 5 I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me! 6 No. 1: I wish you good luck in the future! Another: The question you asked me during the graduation exam, I finally figured it out, and now I write you the answer (Note: Sixteen formulas and some text are omitted here) 7 The second to last place: Great, I finally defeated You become the second to last, please be the first to last. 8 The squad leader’s last message: Let’s not see each other again, it’s better to say goodbye forever. 4. Graduation message (short, humorous and interesting)

1. To be honest, you are a pretty good person,

You have good looks and a good figure,

No matter whether we meet or not in the future,

But I will always wish you the best!

Dear, I have a message for you:

Die early and be reincarnated early!

2. A puppy climbed up on your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You said angrily: I will do whatever you dare to do to that roast chicken, but the result is small. The dog licked the chicken's butt and you fainted. The dog happily said: Let's see who is cruel.

3. Life is so tiring! Standing and thinking about falling asleep, I have to queue up to get on the bus, I suffer from unrequited love, eating has no flavor, drinking easily makes me drunk, I am very tired at work, I don’t know how to rob, I have to pay taxes to earn money, ugh————! Even sending a text message to Xiaozhu is charged! 5. Funny Graduation Message

Knowing each other is God’s will, knowing each other is man’s will, adding up is friendship, and being affectionate is intentional. We can get together because our hearts are in harmony with the quiet sky, and every star has its own trajectory. , let us find our best position in life, and the world in our minds may become harmonious and peaceful.

We are the swords that occasionally pass through the rivers and lakes... I hope that all that is lost is time and that I will have a wife in the future! ! Eat fat meat every day and be a groom every night.

Marry a rich man! I wish everything will go well. Come to my house to herd the sheep when you have time. A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don’t know if it is a compliment or a scolding: "Except for having a bright smile with no scruples, you are useless!" Today's separation is for him. A better reunion in the future.

Lord Grim, how many people have fought in ancient times? Professionalism is good, but there is no other way. A boy left a message to me: Girls like you are so rare, but it is so difficult to handle all girls like you. It's up to you.

When I see a handsome guy in the future, I will think that the relationship between me and you can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation... Message from the class teacher: The relationship with you can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation... University A message from my best friend: For four years, we went to and from get out of class together, went to the library together, prepared cheating notes together, skipped class to dance together, played pranks on boys together, went shopping and watched movies together, and bought cheap clothes together. , and then put them on together and show off on the school's tree-lined avenues. My dear, is there anyone more compatible than us? When I was in the first grade of junior high school, I wrote a graduation album because I was divided into classes. I just read it and a classmate said this: See you in twenty years, and you will see me in a suit and leather shoes, handsome and handsome. Maybe then you will You like me, but I don’t necessarily fall in love with you. You sing so beautifully that I mistakenly thought you were Yang Mian. Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school. It’s hard to imagine that she is only 12 or 3 years old. Written by a 20-year-old boy. When I was in college, a fellow student who graduated in the same year wrote: My ideal in life: one acre of land, two cows, a wife and children on the hot bed! I hope I can be your child’s godfather in a few years! An old cousin from Jiangxi said as a gift: If the branches and leaves spread, blessings will reach your descendants! A friend from Shanxi said: A talented man must be accompanied by a beautiful woman! When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female classmate who was studying liberal arts: The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life.

There were rumors before that she worked as a mannequin for an art teacher. I thought she was naked.

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing Green mountains on both sides of the Taiwan Strait greet each other Farewell sentiments of classmates from Zongguan A message from me, a classmate Meng: I wish you delicious food every day. If you get divorced, you must think of me! I love you and remember I am your friend forever! When we were in junior high school, everyone encouraged us: Where there is a will, things can come true, even if everything is broken, the hundred and two Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu. When we were in high school, we said with great pride: Welcome to Huairen Hall as a guest of the university twenty years later, haha, it’s a bit sour: The farewell banquet is over, and the farewell song rises with the broken bridge and lonely mountain. Now farewell, the old Yan has returned with new mud in her mouth. When will you return with honor? The mountains are beautiful, the ponds are clear and clear, and the four years have passed. I must have the ambition to serve the country when I leave, and don’t forget the spring breeze and the rain! You often say that people need to be respectful, but why are you always so cruel to me? People fly, love goes with them~~~ Junior high school: Never bully the weak, otherwise the pain of being bullied will inspire the desire for revenge.

A female classmate can stay. But until now, I haven’t figured it out. From beginning to end, you go from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don’t lose heart, you are still saved. We have known each other for four years, and you left quietly. You didn’t take away any good things, but you left behind a piece of shit. It stinks, it stinks! Don’t forget your old classmates when you get rich! A female classmate who has never noticed: This love can only be recalled. It was just a graduation message from high school that was already lost. A pervert said to me: "I will love you until marriage." Elementary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (haha, okay Silly) The messages in junior high school are all long and touching. I was moved when I read them, but now I can’t remember a single sentence from high school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown over, and my heart is still waiting for you. I didn’t even think of leaving messages in college. I didn’t even think about finding a job. It’s too late. I didn’t seem to be very sensible in elementary school; in junior high school, each person wrote an essay; in high school, it was amazing. There was such a tight preparation time for the exam, but as long as I asked others to write it after a few days, it would be several pages when I got it back. It was mainly for me. The reviews are very touching.

Among them, "Every time you hear the sound of silence from now on, you will think of me" is very harmful. Every time you hear it, you will think of her. Depressed... I wanted to write about it in college~~ I have no chance, no time, and no mood.

Remember to watch handsome guys come to me and play cards with me~ I probably should probably not forget you. A message from my college classmate: I wish you a worthy death! My good friend from college left me a message: Don’t go online anymore! I will come to Spain to marry you in the future. I hope you will be better than me. Due to introversion and silence, my classmates left a message: Silence that is innocent and pure can often move people more than words. I will marry you after graduation! In 1990, when I was in primary school, I only complained because it was too slow to meet each other. I only hated to hate, and we were too hasty to separate. We want to be rich and noble, but don’t forget each other.

The 21st century is here, and none of us can survive this century. My brother left this to me in high school: What’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is still yours except for my wife~~~~~~~ ~~ Graduation message: get out of class is over and we walk out of the classroom. Tell me that your QQ has graduated and don’t come to me again! The most memorable sentence in the high school graduation guestbook: "Actually, I have liked you for a long time, but I have never dared to say it!" Dizzy! ! Why didn't you say it? I have always liked you too! It's a pity... Three cups of wine promise, the five mountains are as light as the darkness, and we forget about the rivers and lakes.

Remember to pay back the money. A college buddy left a message to a pair of classmates who were in love: classmates now, bedfellows in the future! When I graduated from college, a female classmate lamented: In the future, I will be the boss. If I can’t be the boss, I will be the boss’s wife. If I can’t be the boss’s wife, I can be the boss’s wife! I'm dizzy! I hope you can still smile sweetly at me when I see you again in the future.

But don’t laugh until you cry. Hurry, too hasty, how many sunsets, red hearts have thousands of knots, the wind is blowing outside the window, a classmate who repeated a grade left a message: classmates, you can go first, I still have something to do~~~ One of my best friends in the senior year of high school said to me, your message The book is written for others first, and I am the last one to fill it up! There must not be enough to write! I was so touched at the time.

As a result, I became busier and busier, and even after I graduated, I didn’t leave a single message in my guestbook, but his words at that time became the most unforgettable message in my memory. .

I really can’t write anymore. Maybe one day I won’t recognize you, but I will never forget you.

That’s it. 6. Funny Graduation Message

If you want to leave, just tell me. If you don’t tell me, how will I know that you want to leave? Could it be that if you tell me, I won’t let you go? There’s no way I won’t let you go. I'll tell you: It's a good journey! 2. If I didn’t know you, I might not be so unlucky! Wish you early arrival and happiness. Address: Universe Town, Global Village. Blood type: Ask a Mosquito. 3. If you were a meteor, I would wait for you; if you were a satellite, I would install you; but it’s a pity that you are a gorilla, so I can only go to the zoo. to visit you.

4. Boys like you are so rare, but it’s hard to handle all boys like you. It's up to you.

(Applicable to boys) 5. Do everything calmly, do everything calmly, think of God in everything, and don’t tell others about you wherever you go. It's crazy! 6. You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond comparison. If I lose you, my intestines will turn green, I will lose my courage in life, I will no longer be able to study, my feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will have no gravity. In short There is only one sentence left, I can’t live without you! 7. Name: Damn! Don’t know how to look at photos? Who is the editor-in-chief of this classmate record? I will kill him! ! Gender: See photos! Is the editor-in-chief of the classmate record out of his mind? Isn’t it clear from the photos? Blood type: I don’t know...don’t do experiments on me! ! Hobbies: Too many. The number of hobbies that turned Bill Gates' money into one dollar is probably not as many as mine. However, my favorite... As we all know, what children in the 21st century like most is of course going to Internet cafes! Constellation: ***, why are you asking in such detail? (If the person who recruited your classmate is of the same sex as you), you wouldn't be a gay maniac, right? (If the person you recruit for your classmate is of the opposite sex to you), I'm not handsome, so don't ask me to be your husband/wife... Date of birth: For my personal safety, please look at the zodiac sign and take a guess.

Dream: Swallow the sun in one gulp in summer, and pull it out like shit in winter. Of course, there is also ￥￥￥, it is best to drown me (Golden Sea).

Favorite Celebrity: Do you even need to ask? Who is the most popular nowadays? ~! ·#￥￥…………——*(*—)(……—*……—￥……￥##￥(There are too many, so I won’t give examples one by one, otherwise people will be jealous because of their love for others. ). Dreams: I have nothing to say to you, I just wish you smooth sailing and sacrifice on the way; 8. I wish you always smile (you deserve to laugh to death)! 9. Message from the "genius": Even if————, you will ———— Although ————, but ———— if ————, we still ———— because ————, so ———— (your own idea) I wish the friendship will last forever! 10. Say! To be honest, you are a pretty good person, with good looks and a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future or not, I will always wish you the best! My dear, I have a message for you: die early and be reincarnated early! Take care and be safe all the way. This is my last order to you, even though you have never heard an order from me in the four years you have been under my command.

My deskmate: Haha! My nightmare! It’s finally over. I don’t have to sit with you anymore! Music class representative: I’m not afraid that you’ll attract wolves after you graduate. I’m afraid that you’ll exterminate wolves. I’m not trying to scare you. The song you sing can scare wolves to death! The squad leader’s last message: Let’s not see each other again, let’s say goodbye forever! English class representative: If you have the chance to see foreigners, don’t talk to them. Try to stay away. The English spoken can only be understood by Martians! 12. It’s another season full of sadness about farewell, but now that communications are so advanced and with the Internet, I won’t leave you a message if you have a phone! A humorous graduation message or a super humorous and classic message for middle school students. Ji: We are the ones who have been wiped out by chance... I hope that after time has passed, I will have a wife! Eat fat every day and marry a rich man every night. I wish everything will go well! A female classmate of my sheep herding family gave me a sentence. I don’t know if she is praising me or scolding me: "Except for having a bright and carefree smile, you are useless!" Today's separation is for a better reunion in the future.

Jun Moxiao, how many people have fought in ancient times? Good professional, but there is no way. A boy gave me a message: Girls like you are so rare, but all girls are like you. It’s too difficult to handle. You can figure it out yourself.

When I see a handsome guy in the future, I will think that the relationship between you and me can be described as a curve of a higher-order equation... Message from the head teacher: With you. The relationship can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation... A message from my best friend in college: For four years, we went to and from get out of class together, went to the library together, prepared cheating notes together, skipped classes together to dance, and played tricks together. Boys, go shopping and watch movies together, buy cheap clothes together, and then wear them together to show off on the avenues of school. My dear, is there anyone who has more in common with each other than us? We wrote this when we were in the same class. I just read a graduation album, and a classmate said this: See you in twenty years, and you will see me in a suit and leather shoes, chic and handsome. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not necessarily read it. Fuck you. You sing so beautifully that I mistakenly thought it was Yang Mian. Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school. It’s hard to imagine that it was written by a boy who was only 12 or 3 years old. Hehe, I wrote it when I was in college. A fellow student who graduated in the same year said: My ideal in life: one acre of land, two cows, a wife and children on the hot bed! I hope I can be your child’s godfather in a few years! An old cousin from Jiangxi said as a gift: If the branches and leaves spread, blessings will reach your descendants! A friend from Shanxi said: A talented man must be accompanied by a beautiful woman! When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female classmate who was studying liberal arts: The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life.

There were rumors before that she worked as a mannequin for an art teacher. I thought she was naked.

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing Green mountains on both sides of the Taiwan Strait greet each other Farewell sentiments of classmates from Zongguan A message from me, a classmate Meng: I wish you delicious food every day. If you get divorced, you must think of me! I love you remember. 7. Funny words for graduates (about 20 words)

Monitor: Brother, take care of yourself and be safe all the way. This is my last order to you, even though you have been under my command for four years. Never heard a single order from me.

Poker friend: Let me tell you for the last time, I am not asking you to raise your score when I cough. You have worked very hard, and you should continue to work hard after graduation. Students sleeping on the upper bunk: Remember to wash your feet after playing ball! The smell goes up.

A message from the whole class to the lovers: Today’s classmates, tomorrow’s bedfellows. Drunkard: I know you can drink, but if you drink it again, I will spit in your face.

Girl lover: I have been taken care of by him for four years. I am really touched. Let’s test it for another four years... Classmate sleeping in the lower bunk: Remember to tell me to hold an umbrella before it “rains” in the future. Cheating ally: Please throw the strip accurately and don't hit the teacher's head first.

Youth League Secretary: Everyone should actively join the party after working. I will be your introducer. Baoyan students: Study hard, make progress every day, work hard, and serve the country with loyalty... By the way, I solved the question you asked me last month. It should be solved like this... (Omit 5,000 words below) Students who have repeated a grade: Comrades, you go first, I still have things to do... Overseas students: I really regret not eating more roast duck with you. There is no such delicious food in the UK.

Third person: Forget me, I wish you happiness. Lover: I have persisted through the four years of testing, and everyone is waiting to drink our wedding bar.

It’s another season full of farewell melancholy, but now that communications are so developed, with the Internet and telephones, I won’t leave you a message.