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1. The world is so big, where can you go if you don’t have money? Go buy a globe. Not only can you look at it, but you can also turn it around.

2. There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, but only the new ones are the best.

3. Everyone “doesn’t know where the love comes from, and goes deeper and deeper.” But I am different. I “don’t know where the money is going, and I am penniless.”

4. Stop complaining that you can’t find the right person among

1.4 billion people. You can’t find the right person in the multiple-choice question

with four options. to a correct answer.

5. Time will make you understand that except for takeaways, buses and express delivery, you can’t wait for anything else.

6. There is no one in this world that we cannot live without. Even a fish can be grilled and eaten without water.

7. I don’t know how other people turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I only turn pressure into appetite.

8. Sometimes if you try your best to do your best, it may not be as good as others just doing it casually.

9. You are only

two

ten years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. As time goes by, you will find that you probably will never meet someone again. . 10. Your biggest problem is not being confused about the future, but being unable to get out of bed. 11. I don’t know who I will take advantage of in the future if I am so good-looking.

12. If you like it, go for it. It doesn’t matter whether they have a boyfriend or not. The team has a goalkeeper, so the ball will still go in.

13. Those who can’t unscrew bottle caps are all married, while those who can unscrew them are still doing it by themselves.

14. Life will make you miserable for a while, and after you adapt, it will make you miserable for the rest of your life.

15. I vaguely remember that I learned to shop online to save money.

16. Spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn fatigue, hibernation,

The four seasons are like dreams, so how can I listen carefully?

17. Who said a slap can’t make a sound? I’ll give you a slap, do you think it will make a sound?

18. Sometimes I take out my ID card when I think I have become ugly, and I will find that I am worrying too much.

19. Selective amnesia is a technical job. Unfortunately, I am best at making the wrong choice.

20. When I get angry, I want to buy something. When I buy something, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry.