I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!
If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.
Mom hurried out and trotted all the way, and accidentally met an old lady waiting to have a baby in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady took her mother and said kindly; Son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child.
At that time, I didn't have any talent, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.
6. Everyone loves you, and the car sees the car, and the coffin sees people turn over.
7. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to look handsome.
You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.
9. Some people call me shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up such a beautiful face.
10. From now on, keep a low profile and be mysterious, and don't say that you are handsome or not.
1 1. Growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm that the world has brought you, and then grow up without fear.
12. I am pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!
13. How do you keep a low profile when someone praises you for being handsome? what did you say ? /Excuse me? Speak up! I can't hear you!
14. I hope every woman can be loyal to her heart. Even if you are temporarily forced to do something for your own needs, don't think that your thoughts are unimportant. Because sooner or later, you will embark on this road of self-seeking. When you always see and remember your own needs, don't live for others and don't restrict others from living for yourself, there will be a free space in front of you.
15. The first light in the dark was born from my brother's handsome face.
16. You should be knowledgeable when you are a girl and experienced when you are a woman, so that you can have a good life!
17. It's really hard to forget someone. After four years as an undergraduate and three years as a graduate student in Tsinghua, I still can't forget her leaning on my shoulder.
18. I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a handsome guy like me.
High EQ praises his beautiful and humorous aesthetic sentences (II) 19. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome Boy System certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
20. A woman should be beautiful as well, because enough self-confidence is based on enough beauty. I will never allow my husband to appear with a beautiful lover one day. I am a bad woman with a big belly. I will never allow me to lose my marriage one day. I am no longer attractive to other men. A woman is like a book. If your cover is not attractive, who will be interested in reading your content? No matter what age, you should live beautifully.
2 1. Everyone's inferiority is my greatest happiness!
22. Who said sad? That's Beethoven.
23. I don't have a story, but I conquered many people with my beauty.
24. Your appearance is really pleasing ... It slows down the speed of the Internet. ..
25. I am versatile, aren't I? I have many expressions, sweet temper and good temper. It is perfect to make you happy every day. I envy you having such a good friend as me.
26. I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven and practiced martial arts at the age of nine. 65,438+02 years old, you can pick up girls. I know everything about astronomy and geography above, but I know little about it below. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. I am kind-hearted and helpful. When I was in primary school, my Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "beautiful brother", and I was confused. The deskmate secretly handed it to Xiao.
27. If beauty can be eaten as a meal, this beauty can feed 3 billion people.
What should I do? Disney sued me for infringement, saying I looked like their princess.
29. Do you have any friends who know lawyers? I really don't know what to do. Tears can't stop flowing. I just got a letter from Disney's lawyer saying that I look like their princess.
30. Looking at the dusk in Gaodong, what do you want to rely on? Trees are all autumn, and mountains only have light.
3 1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
32. Praise yourself for laughing.
33. I only have you in my heart! Other girls are like air in front of me!
34. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.
Don't worship me too much. Actually, I admire myself very much.
Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my beautiful face.
I don't mind you calling me handsome, but don't involve my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.
38. After meeting me, you will suddenly find-Ah, beauty can be so single-minded!
39. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
40. Some things last a lifetime.
4 1. I want to be a beauty in my next life, and I want to be a beauty in this life.
42. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through my life.
43. Your girlfriend and I seem to have great personalities. I ask my husband to put in a good word for me every day.
44. You really look like a goddess, with your face on the ground first. ...
45. Pan Yu is ashamed to see me! Self-destruct appearance! Both committed suicide! I am handsome and invincible!
46. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?
47. Today is really speechless! Just go out for a little while and go back to the community. A group of security guards surrounded me and refused to let me in, saying that I was too dangerous, and I said that I was healthy! No cough, no fever. How can it be dangerous? They said; Your handsome appearance is like a killing knife.
48. Don't always clamor for presents. Meeting me is the best gift from God.
49. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Are you willing to disappoint or spoil such a beautiful face?
50. Women know that love requires ability. Women know that happiness always needs to fall in love with themselves before they can love the people they love. Then, let the person you love fall in love with yourself.
5 1. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.
52. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a beautiful me?
53. It's so beautiful that people want it.
A collection of humorous and confident sentences describing how beautiful you are.
I hope I can live a sober life and live for myself. Be a positive and happy person every day and cheer for yourself.
2. I am handsome, with fine eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament, and I have passed the first batch of international ISO handsome guy system certification, with tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
I don't want you to be seen by other men. I'm afraid the number of rival lovers will increase sharply!
Between you and me, I'm actually handsome!
As we all know, the value of China people depends on four people, using a mobile phone to support Takeshi Kaneshiro, Yu Yan of Eddie Peng Yuyan, you and me.
6. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.
7. I'm Zhang Buwei, please feel inferior to death quickly (the title of this post is I'm Squidward Tentacles ~ Please ask me if you have any questions ~,
8. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?
9. The cutest beauty has grown up and become my cutest person.
10. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.
1 1. I thought about it once and for all, but I'm great.
12. Do you know any friends of lawyers? I really don't know what to do. Tears can't stop flowing. I just got a letter from Disney's lawyer, saying that I look like their princess.
13. Can a handsome and talented rich man like me die alone?
14.' Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother'
15. A woman's elegance is sometimes not necessarily related to wealth, nor to being sensible, but to her inner interest and self-cultivation.
16. The long flying sand and stones are wonderful.
17. Mosquitoes in summer. I warn you, don't touch my beautiful face.
A sentence describing how beautiful you are humorous and confident (Part II) 18. Sometimes handsome cried, and sometimes he was shocked by himself. I'm so tired.
19. A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.
20. Finally understand a truth; Ugly people should read more books-no wonder people say that I am not the material for reading since I was a child.
2 1. Accustomed to being uncomfortable, accustomed to thinking about you, accustomed to waiting for you, but never accustomed to seeing you.
22. I often wonder if I have too many pictures. Every picture is different. Later, I learned that all this is not surprising, because I am an ever-changing woody cherry.
23. One day, I looked in the mirror and found that I actually fell in love with myself! Terribly handsome!
24. Today I said to myself; You don't have to be so beautiful. Pretending to be beautiful is very tiring. Fortunately, I am really beautiful.
25. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.
26. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and there are sparks and lightning all the way.
27. It is said that when I was born, a piece of auspicious clouds appeared in the northern sky, gradually drifting from far and near, drifting to the roof of my house and becoming a word; Very handsome.
28. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to look handsome.
29. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.
30. Some people say I am beautiful, but I didn't find out who leaked the news all night.
3 1. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.
32. We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...
33. I've thought about it all, too
34. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My beauty has caused you a lot of trouble over the years.
The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.
36. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. I didn't go crazy after seeing me yesterday. Immediately announced that he would withdraw from the entertainment circle in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.
I am very sad recently, and even feel inferior because of my appearance, because someone always tells me that there is nothing to see.
38. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.
39. I am handsome, with good eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
40. When I look in the mirror, I am often scared by my appearance! (Still fascinated? )
4 1. You can only get used to a beautiful person like me.
42. mosquitoes in summer. I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.
43. Being a girl needs knowledge and being a woman needs experience, so as to have a fine life!
44. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.
45. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was beautiful, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now I like superficial people.
46. I am pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!
47. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.
48. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.
49. The world is eclipsed by me.
50. How annoying! Why do people only see my beautiful face, but don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?
5 1. I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!
I'm tired of being so handsome at this age.
Girls praise their beautiful 4 1 humorous sentences.
There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up.
Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.
This world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by other worlds.
If I am a director, then you will be the best heroine in my mind.
5. Can a beautiful and talented rich man like me die alone?
I will work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.
7. I cried. I ran outside the Louvre all night and began to cry. The security guard asked me why I was crying here. I cried and showed my selfie to the security guard. The security guard also cried after seeing it, crying that he had found the art that had been lost in the Louvre for many years.
8. I only have you in my heart! Other girls are like air in front of me!
In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.
10. Spend your whole life just looking for interesting souls. I hope everyone can live for themselves.
1 1. Some people call me shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up such a beautiful face.
12. The tenderness you gave and the tenderness you lost are the gentlest tenderness.
13. The reason why I live in pain is that I have searched the dictionary and failed to find a word that can describe how beautiful I am.
14. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.
15.XX is obviously a fan of my brother.
16. Known as pear blossoms over begonia, people nicknamed him "jade-faced little dragon, which can do anything in the sky and on the ground", which is the embodiment of handsome and wisdom, the combination of knight and benevolence.
17. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.
18. Are you afraid that your lover is too beautiful and will be taken away on Valentine's Day? Don't look at me. It's no use looking at me. I'm prettier than him.
19. I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!
20. They all say I am awesome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!
2 1. If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?
What should I do? Disney sued me for infringement, saying I looked like their princess.
23. I thought it was a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman is peerless and speechless.
24. Why don't I have a deskmate so angry that I have one?
25. Why do you feel deep when you are shallow?
26. The weather is fine today. This is a good day to go out and release beauty.
27. Sometimes I cried handsomely, and sometimes I fainted. I live very tired.
28. Being a handsome boy is very painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.
29. People are not bad. Apart from being handsome, they have no shortcomings!
30. Grandpa has been suffering from glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it is a man or a dog from a meter away. But when I appeared in front of him, the old man looked at himself with tears, and never saw the sun again, saying that he didn't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless future troubles.
3 1. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but a beautiful figure.
32. I have no story, but I conquered many people with my handsomeness.
33. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!
34. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and there are sparks and lightning all the way.
You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.
36. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
37. Everyone's inferiority is my greatest happiness!
You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.
39. What people owe most in this life is their mother. That's right! A man becomes a father in one minute, and a woman becomes a mother all her life. The hardship of pregnancy, the great pain of contractions and childbirth, the burden of taking care of the baby alone every night, the difficulty of chasing milk for her, the difficulty of waking her up frequently every night, there are too many women you can't replace. Please be kind to yourself, because I don't owe anyone except my parents!
40. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?
4 1. Let me see who is spreading charm. Oh, it's me.
Deliberately praising people's humor and high emotional intelligence (15 sentences)
1. Arrange your debut directly, and I will mobilize the whole world to vote for you.
2. Comments try to attract the attention of beautiful women
I'll call this beautiful Jing Jie first.
4. I am curious. I haven't been to Disney yet. Why did I see the princess?
A little beauty is enough, there is no need to be so beautiful.
6. Can the fairy cross the road faster? Otherwise, time will stand still.
7. How did you grow up like this? It fits all my imagination.
8. Right here? Do you think it looks good? Interesting, I think so, too.
9. If you don't go back to Disneyland, there will be no princess there.
10. Whose fairy tale book was left open to let the princess escape?
1 1. Please keep this update speed, and my fans can keep up.
12. Beauty has worked hard today.
13. It turns out that beautiful women kill people by their faces.
14. You must be Princess Disney.
15. Beauty is an angel, right? Which hospital did it? How did you take off your wings? There's not a trace.