2. Sheep dancing with wolves, don't forget their identity.

3. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen the ugly. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

4. Every woman has one of the most common mistakes, and that is capriciousness.

5. Everyone else has hit the South Wall, so I must make a lot of money to repair it.

6. People who are knowledgeable are exquisite in all directions, those who are knowledgeable are wise to protect themselves, and those who are sensible are miserable all their lives.

7. After being single for a long time, a girl brushed my shoulder by taking the bus, so I even thought about where our children went to school.

8. I am very distressed that I haven't received your message for a long time. I thought of death, and I used potato chips to cut my pulse; Hit your head with tofu; Jump over the building with a parachute; Hanging with noodles.

9. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you, but now all I can do is think of you every minute!

1, yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

11. You don't draw eyebrow, and you don't wear bean shoes. You told me that you want to be a good lady. Come back, big sister. More than a thousand younger brothers are waiting for you to shake your head!

12. I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene doesn't match mine, because the child has changed his gene by eating genetically modified food, which is what my wife told me!

13. Remember, dear, the good-looking ones are spoiled, and the ugly ones are wild!

14. Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity to cook them.

15. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told again.

16. Loneliness is not a sin, so why bother to be so tired? People who are destined to be alone were also single at the beginning.

17. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.

18. Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand my blackness during the day.

19. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear. How can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

2. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

21. believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall, and I couldn't even pull it off.

22. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.

23. My wife asked me: Would you obey if a female colleague seduced you? I smiled and shook my head, hehe, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

24. I suggest you try to go to bed early and get up early. Don't play online games, don't eat late, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

25. Lao Wang fell into a dry well at the entrance of the village. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life at the bottom of the well.

26. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, I was absolutely dumbfounded by the speed at which I handed in my papers.

27, don't digress so far, who is sure that you can live to that day.

28. I want to give a bad review to the mother of the future object. The delivery is too slow and I haven't received anyone yet.

29. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head?

3. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

31. It's really too hot. I want to find someone to have a cold war for a few days.

32. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

33. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

34. To admit one's greatness is to recognize one's ignorance.

35. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short can go hand in hand.

36. We are no longer children. It is not just one lollipop that can be coaxed. At least three lollipops are needed.

37, don't ask me what is the standard of handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know!

38, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, dare we get married.

39. Sleep in class, be infatuated with handsome guys after class, and chat with girls in the dormitory. Let's hurry up and pass the day.

4, looking for a girlfriend, don't look for me, too many people chase, can't give you a sense of security.

41. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

42. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

43. It's snowing. I am no longer a single dog, but a sled dog.

44. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a health permit is that it is not hung on the wall.

45. There are two kinds of people in the world who are most fascinating: one is like me, and the other is like me.

46. There are two selves in the world, one is intermittently striving for strength, and the other is persistent depravity and indulgence.

47. I often wet the quilt when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

48. If I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own that year, I would have found the other half.

49. Only single dog will think that the second cup is lonely at half price, but the single pig will not. The single pig can drink two cups by himself.

5. If you want to fall in love, please advise me quickly.

51. We have been practicing smiling all the time, and finally we have become people who dare not cry.

52. Someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer it.

53. Give you a noodle to pry open the lock, and give you a pack of instant noodles to pry open the lock of the whole corridor.

54. In these days, there is no love without breaking up, only when the hand is not hurt.

55. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it's really hard to turn against each other with big faces. Forgive me for being unruly and loving food all my life.

56. Narcissism is not a crime. Those who are infatuated with my brother please line up at the back.

57. I want someone to hold my hand, whether it's plain or vigorous, and we'll walk together.

58. I have a new understanding of my poverty.

59. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil!

6. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

61. Girl, do you hold your head high and don't bow your head, and don't easily shed your eyes to the dog?

62. Some things don't need to be argued, but they are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.

63. If it rains, let it kill me!

64. I'm never interested in your happiness, but I'd like to hear about your misfortune.

65. Don't hang yourself on a tree. Try more on several nearby trees.

66. I was hit on the waist by my youth, and I pretended not to apologize. So I hit ya hard. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

67. The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

68. If you don't look good, don't mess around. Some people spend a lot of money to iron delicate princess rolls, but they look like Newton instead of a princess.

69. After this village, there is this store. Because there are branches here.

7. Even if love makes me fall down again, the scar should be a kind of pride.

71. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

72. You are the song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

73. Every time someone asks me the way, I blindly point, first, because I don't know the way at all, and second, to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

74. My ideal is to be a bathing teacher of human soul.

75. Sleepiness is just one word. I will only say it once. You know I can only use drowsiness to express it.

76. I am not a customer service staff, so you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

77. Ask a light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

78. How can a handsome man who permeates the bone marrow not make you abnormal?

79. How to transfer the money from the brain to the bank card and wait online? Urgent!

8. Other classes have good grades, good discipline and are liked by teachers. Our class is nothing but high value.

81. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear someone calling me a beautiful woman.

82. I never use cosmetics. The secret of staying young is to lie about my age.

83. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and fatness is in the sky, so I live by this sentence.