Classic funny personality signature-1. I have never seen anything so archaeological.
2. Hold hands to watch flies, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses, drink horses.
3.？ Cut the red line or the green line? Go, go, go, there are still seconds! ? Dismantle the battery, idiot! ?
4. The melody starts from the beginning and the peach is clear.
5. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!
6. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.
7. Even a flower is more than twice as handsome as you.
8. The long flying sand and stones are wonderful.
9. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.
10.？ You don't have to laugh in front of me. What, I said I'd give you a shoulder?
1 1. Arouse the corners of your mouth and smile; The sun may be a little warmer, at least it won't glare.
12. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.
13. Sometimes, the heart can see what the eyes can't.
14. It is said that every boy has a crush on Bai Lianhua, kissed red roses and finally married carnations.
15. Go to buy mala Tang? Little girl, do you want to pack or take away? Can't I eat here?
16. I just need a quilt, hug me and let me fly in my dream.
17. The whiteness of snow is so beautiful, but the coolness of rain is so painful.
18. If you pick a rose, don't let go of the pain, she needs love, too.
19. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.
20.？ If I lose it, will you come to me? Nonsense. Who lost 100 kilograms of meat and didn't find it?
2 1. I don't want to know your kindness to others.
22. Don't try to kill the bitch around you with anything.
23. Can't you see that pets are not allowed here?
24. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.
25. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.
26. Be proactive. Not only will there be no stories, but there will also be children.
27. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.
28. I haven't been to your city, but I did this problem there.
29. A thousand routines are not as good as a sentence "I want to sleep".
30. You look beautiful. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?
Classic funny personality signature II 1. What's the reason why you're not with me, with such an overbearing, gentle and ambitious minority gesture?
You are good to me, and I will be good to you. If you are careless or make irresponsible remarks, get out as soon as possible, or I will make you breathless with pain.
Why does the holiday feel so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday.
When I took a taxi, I found that the driver made a detour, and suddenly my tears came out. Maybe he is the only person in the world who wants to spend some time with me.
Mom said not to fall in love early. You're always talking about someone else's husband. I feel very excited when I listen to other people's husbands thinking about this problem.
Just now, a man reached out and stopped the car. I couldn't help but give him a high five when I rode by.
7. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.
8. For an impulsive girl like me, someone should give me a good beating to calm me down.
If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and soon you will find that his friends are more handsome.
10. I recorded a sentence on my mobile phone? I am handsome. I'm handsome? And set it as an alarm clock. I feel awakened by myself every day.
1 1. Tell me, what did you think when Ning Hao fed the bully?
12. Those who dare to eat bananas in front of men are pure and good girls.
13. Sleeping late is the minimum respect for holidays.
14. In this era, even the sun will be invisible.
15. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.
16. As far as your eyes are concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.
17. I don't mind if you like the person I like, but if the person I like likes you, you will be bombed.
18. I really want to compete with you, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.
19. Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, so no one can say who is awesome.
20. The purest thing is actually the dirtiest thing.
2 1. You didn't help me when I was in trouble, and I just watched when you were in trouble. I don't lack icing on the cake, and thank you for your timely help!
22. I have to pretend to be embarrassed when I collect money again.
23. Men are not bad, and women don't like how to raise the next generation.
24. The man has no money and the woman wants a divorce; Men want a divorce when they have money! Anyway, it's better not to get married than divorce!
25. I have been awake, watching myself sink.
26. I feel that I have passed the age when I will be excited to do my homework with reference answers.
27. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?
28. The highest state of being a woman is a demon! But you accidentally turned into a monster!
29. As long as you work hard, you can shit seriously.