If eating fish can make people smarter, then you have to include at least one fish from the ocean.

It’s not that I look down on you, it’s that I don’t care about you at all.

Throw you into the pig pen, even the pigs despise you, you are so miserable.

I don’t curse people, because I never curse people.

You are so cheap and promising, and you are so coquettish.

Are you treating dichlorvos as cola and amusing your 80 cents and 12 pounds of brain by drinking it?

I see you walking with your head held high, are you afraid that others won’t know you’re at the airport?

I have not done anything good in eight lifetimes to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

How big of a body do you need to support your dirty soul?

Post XX’s photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night.

You stupid 13 are just like the crops in the South, which are harvested three times a year and never have any rest.

I had acne during adolescence. Are you envious of me during menopause?

Dear ex, I hope to witness every wedding of yours. I feel relieved knowing that you are not having a good time.